That whole Kevlar pocket square thing is starting to make a lot of sense…

We now have straw, blue, Marion, black, rasp, josta, service, salmon, haskap, elder, goji, and goose berries

Lambs are a much more traditional choice for a child taken too soon. (The broken tree symbolizing a life cut short is a respectful touch, too, you don’t usually see them together)

Gender swap Attenborough gets it

Gender swap Attenborough gets it

And yet the media refuses to cover his project to add balls to the Washington Monument thehill.com/homenews/adm...

DID YOU KNOW: The gender/sexuality spectrum is more correctly called the VISIBLE gender/sexuality spectrum, as it is limited to what the human eye and mind can process and comprehend. Bees, for example, can see ultraviolet genders, while vampire bats and some snakes can see infrared sexualities.

DID YOU KNOW: The gender/sexuality spectrum is more correctly called the VISIBLE gender/sexuality spectrum, as it is limited to what the human eye and mind can process and comprehend. Bees, for example, can see ultraviolet genders, while vampire bats and some snakes can see infrared sexualities.

Condom prices have gone up, and it’s going to hard for a while, but if we suck it up and work together, we can get them back down again.

Today’s art is a young and cheeky Milton Berle

Out: Algospeak In: Algo Rhyming Slang

US conservative Catholics when the pope says something anti-war

Learned that there are an estimated 37 Calpurnias in the US which means my quest to be The Only One is much more in reach than I thought

US conservative Catholics when the pope says something anti-war

If we had started building this when that the intelligentsia of X proposed it we wouldn’t be having these issues now

Condom prices have gone up, and it’s going to hard for a while, but if we suck it up and work together, we can get them back down again.

He never even congratulated Phelps on his achievement

Feminazis? You mean tradwives?

Sorry, ladybird beetle. You can’t even call them ladybugs cuz woke smh.

SPOTTED: A ladybug without spots

“Please don’t be mad, daddy, I did something naughty.” -Me, at my first and last Confession

This is a sister program to REPLAI G1rl, the only program that can create independent reply girl (and guys and theys!) agents to comment on accounts you are courting, or on your own posts in effort to multiply your clout and create an image of importance and erudition.

OpenAI is proud to announce POSTi, the first AI for posters. POSTi can identify if a post will be a banger, suggest changes, refine text and clarify, as well as curate your follower and following lists to maximize clout and identify high value accounts that will repost your bangers. Coming Q3 2026

I knew fascists had contempt for expertise but damn yall

“Please don’t be mad, daddy, I did something naughty.” -Me, at my first and last Confession

OpenAI is proud to announce POSTi, the first AI for posters. POSTi can identify if a post will be a banger, suggest changes, refine text and clarify, as well as curate your follower and following lists to maximize clout and identify high value accounts that will repost your bangers. Coming Q3 2026

As Samuel Johnson said, “He who makes a Mr Beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”

She Dunning my Krueger til I think I’m good at it

I love bookplates! I’ve found some really nifty ones over the years at our local library sales, including one that belong to Dr JH “Cornflake” Kellog, a former head of the Hudson Bay Co and the British Department of War (in the 1830s), and a union Civil War general who served in the Pacific Theater

Feminazis? You mean tradwives?

Cool crimes are things like breaking things INTO the Louvre, like hanging your own art or putting household objects on display as sculptures.

Every day is Earth Day, fuckdick

She Dunning my Krueger til I think I’m good at it

Advantages of Cool Auntie over Anti AI: -Lets you hit her vape -Shows up with gifts based on what you liked last time you saw her (3-5 years ago) -Gives you fancy makeup she never used -Talks shit about your mom -Lets you stay up late -Burned down a data center -Stakes out Altman’s house -Hates AI

Hard to believe the Earth is 6030 years old today. Happy birthday, ya dirtball!

Please give me the money from just one billionaire and I will show you how much silliness that money can buy. I’m already a wonderful poor eccentric, imagine what I could do as a rich one!

Cool crimes are things like breaking things INTO the Louvre, like hanging your own art or putting household objects on display as sculptures.

Three men in a dark room are trying to figure out what an elephant is. The first feels its side and says “It is a wall”. The second feels its leg and says, “It is a tree”. The third feels its trunk and says “I don’t know what the fuck this thing is but Jesus does it have a huge dick.”

Advantages of Cool Auntie over Anti AI: -Lets you hit her vape -Shows up with gifts based on what you liked last time you saw her (3-5 years ago) -Gives you fancy makeup she never used -Talks shit about your mom -Lets you stay up late -Burned down a data center -Stakes out Altman’s house -Hates AI

Must report any side effects. Moderna not responsible for loss of hair, skin, job, or life. Any mutant babies must be turned over to Moderna for study. Claims not assessed by FDA. Not for human consumption. Women who may become pregnant should not be in same building as drug. Men may become pregnant

These technocrats couldn’t hack if they had late stage TB

Vitamins are weird. It’s like god was like “I’ve created several compounds that are necessary for your survival. I have hidden them in different foods. I will not tell you what they are. Find them, or die.”

Hard to believe the Earth is 6030 years old today. Happy birthday, ya dirtball!

Please follow OSHA guidelines and clearly mark your Nicholas Cage storage areas

Lesbians are visible this week due to a rare confluence of barometric pressure, humidity, the Gulf Stream, solar radiation, the Indigo Girls, and toxic rainbow nanoparticles

“Here at Moderna we pay YOU to take our drugs!”

Vitamins are weird. It’s like god was like “I’ve created several compounds that are necessary for your survival. I have hidden them in different foods. I will not tell you what they are. Find them, or die.”

The only way we can stop Palantir is by finding Zero Cool and pulling him out of retirement

Withnail and I The Musical

Tolkeining of the house has gone too far as child won’t stop singing “Taking the Hobbits to Isengard” and partner has turned “Boil em Mash em Stick em in a Stew” into a sea shanty