Ruin a band by changing one letter: Kinks of Leon

The Newsom ‘28 push is as greasy and used car salesmanny as Newsom himself

Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence

Boarding up the Overton Window to keep more zombie ideas from crawling through

Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence

Taking doomerism to its logical endpoint and leaving the door open on my anti-matter generator after setting it to “Obliterate”

Gavin Newsom is in Big Tech’s pocket because it takes a large city’s worth of energy to fit all of that smug, self satisfication into each of those AI memes he loves

Jensen Huang, in your living room wearing his $10k Tom Ford jacket: “You start with 10 cards, rent the compute to 100 people, make your money back right there, and then convince 10 of those 100 to buy 10 chips and they can rent the compute back to you to rent down to the tier below them and…”

Fortune Feimsters the bold

Sending the bronze medal I won at a local taekwondo tournament as a 12 year old to the president to curry favor for the trans community

Clean Christian Comedian here, the only holes I think about are in Christ’s hands

Jensen Huang, in your living room wearing his $10k Tom Ford jacket: “You start with 10 cards, rent the compute to 100 people, make your money back right there, and then convince 10 of those 100 to buy 10 chips and they can rent the compute back to you to rent down to the tier below them and…”

AI funding is not a “financial circle jerk” it’s an LLM MLM

No matter the cause, any death that occurs in ICE custody is a murder

Chuck Schumer getting kicked out of the magic show for shouting “it’s a distraction” at every hint of misdirection

In the land of the Whos there came time to choose, a choice between reds or a choice between blues. Many a who voted for red, many of those wanted blues to be dead. Others they said you must always vote blue, it was the One thing, the one thing you must always do.

Trans women’s chosen names names must come from the first century BCE, the 19th CE, or the 23rd CE

Chuck Schumer getting kicked out of the magic show for shouting “it’s a distraction” at every hint of misdirection

If a Newsom becomes a Nazi, do Blue No Matter Whos apologize for pushing him as a candidate for 2028?

Sports fans are no longer allowed to call professional wrestling “fake” www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/...

Five months out vs five years out

My foundation is so heavy and waterproof that the History Channel is insisting it was done by aliens

Hosting a gender revile party where a bunch of trans folks talk trash about their assigned genders

Trans women’s chosen names names must come from the first century BCE, the 19th CE, or the 23rd CE

You couldn’t have a Second World War today because they already did one of those

Jumping on the Mechsploitation train with my script Dolomech, about Ruby Robot Moore and his companion Mech Cleopatra

Five months out vs five years out

Playing King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” when the doc asks me what I want at the bottom surgery consult

Luxuries I would enjoy: -New wardrobe -New car -Being able to ignore the news -Some jewelry -A nice savings account -Not having to think if a bathroom is “safe” -Alexander McQueen brass knuckle clutch -A government that is indifferent to me

I understand why people stay in ignorance and don’t challenge themselves. It can lead places that make you uncomfortable and force you to change your life in unexpected ways. Like, I knew this dude who decided to study philosophy and examine his Self closer and now he’s me.

You couldn’t have a Second World War today because they already did one of those

Today’s art is cheerleader kaiju

When a scammer texts you could say “no” or “stop” but what’s the fun in that?

I scanned my fascist oppressor and got Rickrolled

“We trust you to hear it” sounds like a line from a Roman governor’s entreaty to the emperor for help

Not all heroes throw shoes

I scanned my fascist oppressor and got Rickrolled

Today’s art is cheerleader kaiju

Not all heroes throw shoes

Hamlet is an incel who negs to death the only woman interested in him and in this essay…

Hamlet is an incel who negs to death the only woman interested in him and in this essay…

It appears my “Open Borders” campaign promise has been misconstrued, I don’t think we should have open borders, I think we need to revive the bookstore chain Borders so people will read more. As for our national borders, I think they should be abolished here and across the globe.

Call me old fashioned, but I am a popular drink in Wisconsin

Dilbert got so unfunny that Scott Adams wrote a book called “It’s not funny if I have to explain it” and boy was that title correct

Call me old fashioned, but I am a popular drink in Wisconsin

Broad shoulders means I have to buy shirts that are maybe too big, but no hips means I can buy underwear that’s a much smaller size so it all balances out.

While we’re talk about the funny pages, I’m old enough to remember when our local paper segregated The Boondocks to the classifieds because people thought it was too “controversial” for the main page.