I saw this in the early 2000s and spent the next two decades telling people what a stunning and important and sympathetic documentary it was and how it really opened my eyes and I can’t believe it took me 20 more years to figure out I was trans

Announcing that all billionaires and higher are now illegal, and they and their assets are to be liquified and yeah I said liquified and I mean it

NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

Me when seedlings that sprouted a week later than all the others in the tray pop up

Giving up on raising my vocal tone and settling into full-on 60 years of smoking diner waitress gravel voice

NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF

Actually the best song to add to the Sound of Music would be “Nazi Punks Fuck Off”

I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY

I’m not saying I’ve been Bluesky pilled but I was trying to figure out what alt text to use on a photo I put in my family group chat…

Leaving the house and realizing we’ve become an old lesbian couple that wears matching outfits on accident (But the outfits were black jeans and black band shirts with skulls on them. Sepultura for her, Misfits for me)

I didn’t get invited to any group chats so I’m starting my own group chat and it’s just for me and I don’t care I don’t need to be in a group chat I am FINE and NO YOURE CRYING LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAY

I didn’t get invited to any group chats so I’m starting my own group chat and it’s just for me and I don’t care I don’t need to be in a group chat I am FINE and NO YOURE CRYING LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAY

I don’t smug about being a vegetarian but I will smug about Impossible beef being cheaper than the real deal now

This is really a time of unprecedented unprecedentedness

This is really a time of unprecedented unprecedentedness

TIL stevia is also called Candy Leaf and WHY DID YALL NOT LEAD WITH THAT?!?

Sticking a straw into my burrito and drinking the beans like it’s a Capri Sun

When I became Her Most Divine and Holy Resplendence, the Empress of the Americas, I will force industries to tackle one of the greatest problems facing trash-cinemaphiles like myself and make them manufacture VHS-Blu-ray player combos for every house and hotel room in America.

Settling arguments with the Socratic Method (Railroading my enemies with trumped up charges and serving them…uh…herbal tea afterwards)

And when Justinian stepped into the newly finished Hagia Sophia he declared “I have church-mogged even you, soyboy Solomon.”

Asked my partner if we’re the Munsters or the Addamses and she said inside, we’re the Addamses, but to the neighbors we’re the Munsters.

Settling arguments with the Socratic Method (Railroading my enemies with trumped up charges and serving them…uh…herbal tea afterwards)

Smiling and laughing through the day while feeling like this underneath, ladies and gentlemen, the transgender experience!

Today’s art is shattered

If not Monday why Monday shaped?

Smiling and laughing through the day while feeling like this underneath, ladies and gentlemen, the transgender experience!

I have been enamored with this clip of this Black NYC snapping subculture for decades, have told numerous people about it, and it may not have been a sign but it’s it was certainly adjacent. youtu.be/PTHL_GY2JvM?...

Further evidence that finger snapping ability is tied to homosexuality as my straight coworker cannot snap at all, I snap like a fully automatic bear trap on repeat, and my bi coworker can only snap with one hand.

Graphene is the thinnest material in the world, though an increasingly thin list of trans allies is a close second

Graphene is the thinnest material in the world, though an increasingly thin list of trans allies is a close second

In the 1950s the Detroit police tried to build a bulletproof police officer that wound up becoming Robocop’s grandpa

Would you still screw me if I was a worm?

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Making your Internet persona into a multi-national corporation is convenient for a lot of reasons but there are some formalities that I could do without

Would you still screw me if I was a worm?

I never show pictures of my partner but this is an artist interpretation

In the 1950s the Detroit police tried to build a bulletproof police officer that wound up becoming Robocop’s grandpa

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

I never show pictures of my partner but this is an artist interpretation

You’re arguing about agriculture being the worst idea humans had, I’m traveling back in time to stop one of our ape ancestors from picking up a rock and cracking wildebeest bones to get at the marrow inside, we are not the same.

My dream nightmare blunt rotation is the Other Mother, Parker Posey’s Dr Smith, Misty Fucking Quigley, and GlaDOS

Baby scrub jay reminding me that parenting woes transcend species

Transition in middle age means you get to do things like take ibuprofen when your body hurts and also when your knockers are growin, which is often at the same time

Good news! Your polycule was selected for a tropical island-set reality show called Poly Shores! Bad news! It’s hosted by Pauly Shore, and also your polycule was selected for a tropical island-set reality show called Poly Shores!

Don’t you see? You never needed a Joe Rogan of the left at all, the misogyny was inside you this whole time!

Don’t you see? You never needed a Joe Rogan of the left at all, the misogyny was inside you this whole time!

It’s not gay if you’re bi, bro

Transition in middle age means you get to do things like take ibuprofen when your body hurts and also when your knockers are growin, which is often at the same time

Good news! Your polycule was selected for a tropical island-set reality show called Poly Shores! Bad news! It’s hosted by Pauly Shore, and also your polycule was selected for a tropical island-set reality show called Poly Shores!

My grandfather was the son of Jewish immigrants from Russia, taught his parents English, became a defense attorney and then a DA on the GI bill after watching every man but him and one other in his company die on the beaches of Normandy, so I’d like to wish Pete a very every Yiddish curse there is.