Wouldn't it be fun if as a condition to stop bombing Israel Iran demands a full unredacted release of the Epstein Files it would be nuts right goddammit they should do it

This is a delightful day. I'm not sure that you can sue Zuckerberg into any form of ethical compliance but goddam I'm glad to see them try: And note once again, Meta's response is that they will appeal the verdict not they will improve their shitty platform to keep pedophiles from attacking children

I'm absolutely thrilled that Marc Zuckerberg isn't the only person getting rich from his anxiety-depression machine. I'm giddy Zuckerberg isn't able to get away with "we have a policy", fuck your policy Zuck. Pay the lady.

Why the fuck did the US steal $100M in gold from Venezuela? This place is nuts.

Strait of the End of the American Empire

hey 😘✌️

Honestly the greatest thing I've ever seen in our long slide into total Idiocracy. I hope everyone uses this. I hope the creators are successful beyond their wildest dreams. I hope everyone in America fighting for one parking spot in front of Chili's pepper bees the bejesus out of each other.

C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"

If I could go back and tell my young self anything I’d tell her there are no grownups

We handed America over to a deranged moron & let him take the reins to the most powerful military in the world. Let me paraphrase: ‘He will destroy America & we will deserve it.’

lmao it's 4 coloring books and a 1983 Playboy magazine with its pages stuck together

They are all so goddam gross and weird

Not once could I have guessed where that first sentence was going to go 😭😭

BRADY, JOEL, JEFFA, MIKE, BB -- BRYAN AND I WILL SAVE YOU

KIMMY!!!! Got something for you!! @easybakedoven.bsky.social @sbdcmusic.com @beckybunzy.bsky.social @justbrady.bsky.social

lmao I take 0% of anything on this butterfly chaos machine personally and maybe I should probably take 2.5% of it personally

Id even go so far as to say it's one of the best soundtrack songs of that decade.

I guess I’m not one of those accounts that has a “thing.” I tried. I just wanted to be goofy and say stupid things or make you laugh by being absurd. I wasn’t expecting any of this. I spout about where I’m at. If you see what I’m seeing, you understand.

Wait, I thought we'd won already?

The mask is fully off the US now. This is who we are, a cruel, warlike and abusive nation. Whoever says this isn’t who we are is a fool. We’ve always been like this, it’s just no longer hidden. Far too many people, primarily White people, have lived in a bubble of complacency and hidden racism.

BEHOLD MY MIGHTY BUN TWO DAYS IN A ROW OF MEGA-BUN!!! 😘✌️

😭😭😭✨WHEEZING✨

I've tried my best to not comment on Survivor Emily but she is a fucking trainwreck

I, for one, am thrilled that the FIFA Piss Prize Pedophile is deploying Sky Nazis across American airports just in time for the World Cup lmao sink it Muthafucka, sink it

Iran has the chance to do the funniest thing to oil futures lmao

Who the fuck looks at Paul Blart Airport Cop and thinks "Hell yeah this is what I voted for!"

I hate how stupid everything is.

The constant stress of “what fresh hell will we see today” is really taking a toll on me and 70+ million who voted for Kamala. The rest of you can go to hell. Sorry not sorry

I don't think people understand this is like going from a relationship where your kid kicks the ball in your neighbors yard and he keeps the gate open so your kid can just run over and grab the ball, to one where your neighbor keeps the ball, your kid burns down your house then booby traps your exit

Fun fact: The privatization of TSA is in Project 2025.

😳 via @RippleXrpie Iranian military Spokesperson has sent a new message: “If your criminal army reveals the true number of dead and wounded, it will shatter the order of your cowardly and panicked army.” “You have confused this war with Hollywood movies.”

From the public record, the Valero refinery in Port Arthur has had at least 3 major publicly reported safety incidentsand at 3 notable enforcement matters in 10 including fires in 2017 and 2021

It looks like Trump rolling back industrial safety regulations will now be floated in the media as terrorist attacks lmao the terrorists are the billionaires you goddam idiots

I wonder if nuclear capable terrorist cells are able to outwit the world's angriest plumber 💀

“BAFB observed multiple waves of 12-15 drones operating over sensitive areas of the installation with UAP displaying non-commercial signal characteristics, long-range control links and resistance to jamming,” lmao rejoice for we are in the dumbest level of this simulation

Y'all remember two weeks ago when the Pentagon closed down San Antonio's airspace for three days after whiskey Pete used a laser to shoot down a party balloon but evidently these clowns can't do shit about multiple waves of drones flying over nuclear bombers in a war zone abcnews.com/Internationa...

I'm not understanding bb's transdimensional bun where does all the haaar go? 😭

Honestly, if there’s one thing I hate* about this particular simulation is that the people here are convinced as children that they need to grind to thrive. Let’s change that, ok? All it takes is for people *here*, with all their limitations, to agree. *Don’t hate people, hate the game. Understand?

Can you believe we have zero plan for when Trump puts ICE agents in vulnerable house districts

Honestly watching Republicans starve TSA agents and add Sky Nazis to already impossible airport wait times is just the pre election campaigning I want to see from them

lmao this is gonna fix America ammirite

Why does Mick LaSalle want to say the N-word so bad

NBC LIVE U.S. could jointly control Strait of Hormuz with Iran's supreme leader, Trump says Narrator: How flat ass insane is Trump??? 😳😳😳😳

Shit is pretty bad when you can trust Iran over your own government America. Just fucking saying.

Yeah, I have no immediate or medium term goals to fly back into the US unless it's Washington DCs busiest lemonade stand and toilet block

I heard Brady was making sausage for breaky 💀

Project Hail Mary, Ryan Reynolds' new Epic Sci Fi adventure is now in theatres, which means that the time is nigh for Neil deGrasse Tyson to raise from his facts grave to kill joy