I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

Not sure starving children and the elderly is a smart move by Republicans right before Thanksgiving, but White people are fucken morons, so the majority of them will probably be just fine with it.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, POORS!

See, this is a mayor who gets shit done.

PSA: The rich are going to keep going on with their bullshit until we eat them.

It's wild how The Hunger Games is looking pretty optimistic right now

Remind me again what happened in france when the people were left to starve? 😏

It's wild that they are acting like he did not rig the 2024 election when both he and Elon Musk admitted multiple times on camera that they rigged the election and there is more than enough statistical anomaly to support an investigation newrepublic.com/article/2028...

I vote we move away from Boomer, Gen X, Gen Y -- what the fuck is a Zennial? What does Gen Beta even mean. We should group generations by the highest level of tech they used as 5 year olds: 8-Track. Walkman. NES. iPhone 1. iPad. Then I absolutely know who I'm talking to.

You know Joseph Stalin had a massive stroke when he was only 74 at the time. I say this for no particular reason. 😏

Remind me again how many weeks I told y'all, tops? lmao ⚡⚡⚡™️

This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.

Watching Presididn't RIP Van Winkle investigate the cattle farmers who voted for this bullshit warms my heart 😭😭😭

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Sometimes I open BlueSky and all the folks I follow are dropping nothing but bangers and I just chuckle quietly to myself, "Go team!"

Welp.

Even if CNN, CBS or Fox won't say it, at least the foreign press sees this ain't normal www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-r...

While the White House is definitely fucken tacky, it does properly represent the backward hayseeds of this goddess forsaken country. lmao

THE UTI IN MY NECK ✨WHEEZING✨

Anyone who is a student of history knows that the only thing there is to fear, is being hit by a sandwich

jfc

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Y'all 😭

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Apparently that news conference had everything we've come to know and love about the Drumpf Clown Car Spectacular 😂

Crockett: Marjorie Taylor Greene voted for this point blank period. Her constituents were the ones that were on the receiving end of this.

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Amazing ❤️✨ ⚡⚡⚡™️

RFK jr ran away so fast I thought the Whitehouse buffet was serving roadkill

I bet if it was a donut the dude wouldn't have sued

"To laughs from the crowded courtroom, Lairmore said he 'could feel it through his ballistic vest' and it 'exploded all over' him. He said he 'could smell the onions and mustard' on his uniform, and even had an onion string hanging by his police radio later that night." omg I am dying 💀

We win. We will continue to win. Comedy always wins, especially in a stupid fucken reality like this one. 🌈🦄💕

White people are the biggest fucken clowns in the entirety of the universe for electing this shet. Well done fucken morons. 11/10, no notes.

As I predicted, this Fascist regime is collapsing in the stupidest and most hilarious fashion possible. Lovin’ it. 😭😭😭✨✨✨

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Well the sheer irony from starving Americans while announcing cheaper obesity drug prices can do that to you

fixed it

So of course, since we have a <sarcasm>robust non-cowardly corporate-unshackled free and curious press</sarcasm> this has surely been clarified by now. Maybe what the 34x convicted felony conman MEANT was that he had a specific 'MRA' scan, not a nondescript 'MRI'.

Go home, the Pulitzer is selected

Unless Nancy Mace’s constituents are all insane, she’s not representing them very well. She should be committed.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106. 12 days of work in 106 days. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

For anyone who says “not all white people,” whenever I talk about White America reelecting Donald Trump. It’s VERY similar to “not all men!” during the time women were sharing #MeToo horror stories they’d experienced with men.

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@easybakedoven.bsky.social here is something you don’t see in every pageant. This was Miss Chile Pageant.

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@beckybunzy.bsky.social YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO RESPOND 😭😭😭

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