Ho so nice he said it thrice 😭

Even though we all have a front row seat watching this pedophile cabal of incompetents burn America down, remember that in just a few short weeks we get to listen to 10 months of the dumbest motherfuckers alive tell us how Democrats "are just as bad"

SO IS THIS WHY REPUBLICAN CONGRESS ARE RESIGNING ?

My Christmas wish for all of you is that you be a dickhead in a random person's mentions over some miscalibrated internal sense of righteousness I know Sloane will love it

If Santa brings me what I want for Christmas, he's going to need a bigger bag, a wider sleigh, and an oxygen mask.

I hope the people of Venezuela understand that Trump isn't doing anything to their country with the military that's he's not already doing to Chicago, Portland, LA, New York, New Orleans...

*Concentration camps wapo.st/4axtwZ4

i’m under ur christmas tree rn, eating ur presents

Can someone tell me what it means when a xenophobic racist who is deporting and imprisoning legal immigrants wants to invade Venuzula, Greenland and Canada? I mean, do y'all Nazi it?

So it turns out these dumbasses didn't redact the Epstein files, they just changed the font background color to black. You can unredact by literally opening the documents in Word, highlighting the passages and changing the background color back to white lmao Merry Christmas 😭😭😭

Uhm, duh

The right to remain silent remains undefeated.

Trad wife? More like rad wife.

LOVE ME LIKE THIS OR NEVER LOVE AGAIN AND SLEEP ALONE FOR ETERNITY

Clinton is a dog, but not a pedophile. He’s accepting responsibility for being a womanizer. Good for him.

@betty-cocker.bsky.social that post you deleted was fire, and I know now you're thinking "which one". 😏😭😭😭❤️

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Do the majority of White people care that they elected an unrepentant irredeemable peodphile for President? Probably not. They'll just make excuses.

Shhhhh... My shows on 😭😭😭 youtu.be/fei-mMwVY3Y?...

This showed up in our email, and I swear to the goddess, if the hubs buys one of these hats I’m going to make him sleep out in the shed wearing it.

Dave Chappelle’s recent shows have all ended with a photo montage, but this one stood out. A tribute to others, yes, but almost like an "In Memoriam” for himself set to Joy Inside My Tears by Stevie Wonder. He didn’t look well. And his closer was telling. That last shot too. Altogether cryptic.

Hageman launches bid for Wyoming Senate seat being vacated by Lummis - The Hill Today in batshit

When I get frisked by TSA, I start moaning seductively.

And then they will end up in the debtor prisons and spend the rest of their lives as proper slaves instead of having the bread and circuses of pretending it was ever any other way. They have now literally enslaved the vast majority of two generations. I told you who these people were breathlessly.

Sure, it's the AI's fault your child is an 11 year old pervert

tick tock tick tock See you next week 😏

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

I love how Bill Clinton is like, “Nah, it’s cool, release everything.”

All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house. This is where America is now

It's wild that Bari Weiss is choosing to align herself with this. Hell is not hot enough

“trump” class battleships fat, lazy, inefficient, incompetent, ineffective and they’ll probably cheat on you with the enemy

The US is gonna build battleships again because nothing says Fascism more than a billion dollar battleship that can be sunk with a thousand dollar drone. This reality does not disappoint.* *In unmitigated stupidity.

The perfect cast for Saucy Jeff! Anthony Atamanuik and John Gemberling were streaming comedy shows during the lockdown, and they did an Epstein one www.twitch.tv/pleasantpriq...

Y'all Trey Parker and Matt Stone purchased TrumpKennedyCenter dot org months ago because they already knew Trump was going to put his name on it now they're planning on using it to roast his ass 😭😭😭

I recently went to a neurologist who told me from my QEECG that only 10% of people have a brain that behaves like mine. We both agree, its not a good thing or a bad thing, but it does mean that in a room with 100 people 10 of us are at home.

They say "Ignorance is bliss" because the corrollary "dumbasses ruin everything" makes mommy want to day drink

You've got to ask yourself, what's the value of humanity if you subtract the top 10% of richest people because that's exactly what the top 10% of richest people think of about you

Once you realize that the AI business plan is how do the world's most mediocre people torch the value of expertise what they're investing makes sense AI has been discussed as a gold rush. It's actually a cotton gin.

somehow these people are even more racist than they were when i was a kid

I found the Weiss memo shocking. I expected it to end with, "mmm-mmm these boots taste delicious"

Did they finish off their opponent? 😏

ᵉʳⁱKKKᵃ ᵏⁱʳᵏ says the quiet part outloud lmao

Remember, Ley & news.corp et al aren't talking to you, or even about you. They're screaming at each other & mistaking the echo as a response. Most Australians want to honour the victims, have stronger gun laws and to get on with their holidays in peace free of unhinged ranting (relatives excepted).

I’m enjoying the heartbreak being expressed by all those MAGAts who watched Andi Tate and Jake Paul failing spectacularly. Rest assured, MAGAts, if you weren’t being protected, or hired, by the Trump Administration, that would be your future.