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Nazis investigating the Southern Poverty Law Center? Gee, what a surprise.

This cat looks like he's glad he's dead and he hopes he rots in hell 😭😭😭❤️

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

livin my life like a sitcom character in the wind

we need a Rapture for fake christians...a Crapture if you would is somebody writing that down?

I think this first time English teacher is ignoring the writer's cardinal rule: "write what you know" 😭😭 😭 💀

Took federally mandated ethics and whistleblower protection training yesterday, to which I say EL-OH-EL. Kinda hard to take it seriously working for a lawless, corrupt pedophile regime.

Live, laugh, stick a banana in your mouth to stop you from talking.

Every public space in the US has been commoditized, scrutinized and monitored by the government and monied interests. Y’all have willfully enabled this because collectively you’re weak-minded and fearful. Congrats, you live in a prison of your own making. 11/10, no notes.

Y'all are stoned right now, aren't you?

Is this winning?

Sent this picture to the hubs. You can’t tell me he doesn’t pull this look off.

Info Wars gonna be lit now.

... and then she walked in, dressed to the nines and sucking on a banana. A fella could really fall for her -- the banana peels are everywhere.

*giggles* Kiss me. 😘

The great American poet is Walt Whitman. Why? Whitman sees and celebrates all the best things about us. He lauds the working class. He praises the equality of women to men. He marvels at the beauty of the black body. He acknowledges our grief and growth, but sees us as able to overcome ourselves.

happy 420 to those that celebrate i've been posting this meme every year on this day for a decade now #FourTwenty

Just another noir Monday morning. 😘✌️

My old coffee pod machine gave up the ghost yesterday. Going back to a traditional espresso machine and French press. The pods were convenient but wasteful. Also looking forward to being a bit more mindful when making my morning coffee.

Good time still five cents.

AI is here to stay. There’s no avoiding it unless you decide to live completely off the grid. It is past the peak of inflated expectations but has yet to hit the trough of disillusionment. AI is nothing more than the latest tool of modernity. Anyone saying otherwise is trying to sell you something.

Fingernail noir. *dramatic music* 😘✌️

Closing all my apps and restarting because navigating back to the beginning has been made way too complicated by the devs.

Engineers will kill us all. 😭

one more banana for the road 🍌😏

Becky will always be the banana champion though 😊

I told you to behave and be kind. Are you listening? 😘✌️

Everyone should read this description of how the Roberts Court abused the Supreme Courts own rules and traditions to turn the previously rarely used "shadow docket" into a tool for legislating a right wing agenda from the bench. These "interim rulings" aren't interim; they are policy. Gift article.

Guy eating a perfect delicious grape: we should step on these with our nasty feet, let the mush ferment, then drink what comes off it

Kash Patel is literally too drunk to log into his computer and you think being evil doesn’t have consequences? Y’all aren’t paying attention and the meat suit you’re currently inhabiting truly has a lot to learn. Be kind, stupid.

Even if all the fucknuts on this planet wanted to destroy it, they couldn’t. That’s not how these things work. lmfao

Honestly there’s only so many pictures of me fellating a banana I can take. It was fun while it lasted. lmao

As long as children keep dying unnecessarily the stock market will do just fine.

Do the country a favor and start polling white people Trump’s always held a negative approval rating. He’s raped women and children, fvcked the economy, god knows how many people have died and will die because of the health reversals that started during Covid and this fvcker is still President

Worth noting that 31 years ago,the Oklahoma City bombing took place.No it wasn't Antifa,but those responsible took the government over,anyway

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse. So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries. It’s your turn.

Magyar is a right-winger too, so there’s that. He’s Orban 2.0. So awesome.

You just summed up White Evangelicals. Totally on brand for them. btw, they’re the biggest fans of slavery and can’t wait to have that again.

This “new” Dark Enlightenment is the exact same enlightenment that brought us the the H bomb so I’m sure there’s nothing concerning going on here at all

Happy Sunday, beautiful babyz. Be kind to yourself. 😘✌️

I remember when your nipple killed OJ. As Uncle Ben said in Spider-Man “With great power comes great responsibility “

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Damn

We should… ah whatever, nevermind

Life flows in so many directions...

Affogato, the perfect combination of Coffee in a bowl of Gelato in Italy 🇮🇹 🎥 pastrywithjenn | IG

“Sir, we have located Smokahontas.”

Dazzling as per usual! Maybe it's all the farmland I've had to drive through this week, but this is giving Depression Era Midwestern working girl.