I will never stop laughing.

Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?

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The state looks down on sodomy, Charlie Brown

That’s not it, Charlie Brown

I don’t wanna alarm you guys, but this Pacers game is not going well.

tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends

He’s a 10 but he takes you for granite.

Today's tshirt

If you don’t come to a complete stop at least once, did you really travel I-65 between the Region and Indy?

Individuals who are in Indianapolis on Thanksgiving Day will be able to ride IndyGo for free. https://fox59.com/indiana-news/indygo-to-offer-fare-free-service-on-thanksgiving-christmas/

Someone who compulsively watches HBO shows from the 90s is a CryptKeeperManiac.

Someone who compulsively speaks in riddles is a Crypticmaniac.

How did the Colts offense disappear so completely in the 4th? One competent drive would have won the game.

As seen at my patents’ house.

One of the upsides of going to my parents’ house is that I can do their IT work on-site instead of over the phone.

I’ve had “Make Damn Sure” stuck in my head all morning.

No way on earth I’m putting on a 3-piece suit to be jammed into a coach seat for 4 hours with no legroom.

Someone motivate me to get out of bed.

This is a crime.

My bucket list includes eating one meal made Masaharu Morimoto.

Oh dear dad Can you see me now I am myself Like you somehow I'll ride the wave Where it takes me I'll hold the pain Release meeeeeee

FYI

Notre Dame is on pace to win this game 224-0.

Geeze, Notre Dame. Goin’ off early.

If you sort and order your orgasms, can we say you ejacollate?

Ejacularious. Is that anything?

There are a lot of hot moms at this grade school basketball game.

Region represent!

Currently wandering down a rabbit hole of One Tree Hill videos on IG.

Once again, the Pacers raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly.

Time to crack open a cold one.

I’d marry my nail gun because, like, it nails? You’re better at this than I am.

I should get my ear pieced.

Normalize NBA players who are out for a game dressing like sexy substitute teachers (looking at you, Haliburton).

Oh, and they immediately replay Tyrese’s injury from Game 7.

Uuuuuuuugh. The Pacers game is on Prime.

every app I use, 10 times a day: "try our new AI plugin!" me, 10 times a day:

In the bathroom of the downtown Indy Steak n Shake after auditioning for “The Weakest Link” in 2001.

It's opening day for the ice skating rink at Morris Bicentennial Plaza outside Gainbridge Fieldhouse! Public skating begins at 11 a.m., with the first 100 guests receiving free hot cocoa or cider. https://tinyurl.com/2s3acva7 

No. Is Pepsi ok?

If there’s one thing I’m thankful for this holiday season it’s that my family never has ever discussed politics.

The misogynistic fucks in the admin are trying to make it so that grad school certifications in female-dominated professions (nursing, therapy, education) no longer count as “professional degrees” & you can’t get loans to go to grad school.

If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.

Bill Maher is trash.

In other words: reporting works.