I thought Tate McRae was that AI actress.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

I just wrote a check out of a book of checks that I started using in 2015.

I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.

I still have a Win 95 install disc somewhere.

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Dorchester has entered the chat. [93 overpass as seen by my sister from the Savin Hill T stop]

Dear Chrome: I am never going to give you access to the other devices in my house. Stop asking.

This thing still exists??

Guys, I don’t know if you know this, but there’s very little hockey in Heated Rivalry.

Drivers. Drivers are causing crashes. This isn’t hard.

I’m already saving up.

Hi there. A buddy of mine makes clips that you can use to wear a flower on your ear. If this is a thing you’d like, check him out. youtube.com/shorts/heccZ...

would do anything for love… But I won’t do that (pick what we’re having for dinner)

With alt text.

So, like, how??

Game Day Fit #Pacers

What’s up with the tiny font??

Can’t say I really want to be watching an outdoor HS soccer match in Kokomo today, but here I am.

Celebrating Women's History Month 🧡

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

The Dallas Mavericks are signing two-way guard Ryan Nembhard to a new two-year contract, Todd Ramasar and Jaafar Choufani of Life Sports Agency tell ESPN. Nembhard brought a spark on his two-way deal, averaging 9.9 points, 6.1 assists and 44.4% 3-point shooting in 17 starts.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

But, like, why?

Something something Skynet

Brain Surgeon Holds Little Mirror Behind Patient’s Head So She Can See How It Looking So Far https://theonion.com/brain-surgeon-holds-little-mirror-behind-patient-s-head-1849997778/

Pro Tip: If your Teams message to me is more than 3 lines long, just call me. I’m not reading all of that.

An example of how capitalism has broken us: Someone works for me asked it was ok if she logged off two hours early today because her sister, whose son just died, had a stroke. She actually asked. Like she needed my permission. Fucking ridiculous.

Was he getting a haircut when they caught him?

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

Pacers fan Matt Asen — Pacer Guy, Sign Guy, Flamingo Guy, etc. — will be highlighted at the Nasmith Basketball Hall of Fame, part of the James F. Goldstein SuperFan Gallery. The origin story of Matt Asen: www.fieldhousefiles.com/p/pacers-vir...

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

Tawny Newsome says that she had the chance to talk to Avery Brooks on the phone while making "Series Acclimation Mil," and that he called her Old Man."

Update: This post has 69 likes. @emceekayvee.bsky.social is proud of you.

He wants all the black people out of college sports.

opening up the bluesky dot com

You know what's really wild is that we once had the chance to opt out of all of this

If Pacers games ended after the first quarter, they’d be doing great.

Obi Toppin wraps up warmups by trying, and eventually succeeding, to catch a lob from his daughter:

Obi Toppin will play tonight, Rick Carlisle says. Minutes restriction, and he will likely have a restriction of some kind the rest of the way.

TJ Maxx is like a thrift store with new clothes

I’ve been instantly busy at work for the better part of the last month. Today is pretty chill and it’s freaking me out.