A 2020 Covid sign that still cracks me up

Artist - mrlovenstein.com @mrlovenstein.bsky.social (I changed the words for chronic illness)

There has to be a better way to get help than asking for it.

I'm not feeling very function-y today

When someone says, ‘It’s always something with you,’ I just go, ‘Ding ding ding! That’s literally what chronic illness is, genius.’

THEM: But you don’t look sick. ME: This might shock you, but most of the illness lives inside my body.

Excited to announce that my health episodes have been picked up for an entire season

We don't know how to tell you this, but you're dead

Here, take this. *hands you my medical trauma and runs away*

Waking up is how they get you.

Does anyone want to go on a romantic date where we just walk into the ocean

I down all my meds at once like a raccoon eating trash

Doctors with women patients: I know it looks like there’s a giant axe sticking out of your back, but since you are currently menstruating, we’ll just call it psychological.

Physical therapy’s not enough. Bring in the steamroller.