No. I think he'll probably need to do an extensive search of City Hall for potential contraband and weapons. Luckily, his predecessor has left behind detailed instructions. youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE?...

Physics of Traumatic Brain Injuries

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Dudes rock.

oh buddy

Flexing on the haters by drinking approximately 8 ounces of low sodium V8

BUSY TOWN ERA

True, all times are equally bad to quit caffeine. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/d...

We have to stop justifying and explaining why our city doesn't have things other cities have. Big or small, it's arbitrary, and we can change it.

This could be us! 😿

the USPS is one of the greatest public services in human history so of course some rich asshole wants to crush it and sell it for parts

Hey I’m Samuel. I’m an architect. They call me the Voice of the People. Who is they? Don’t worry about it. No I will not answer your email.

IF YOU SEE DA FLIX WARN A BROTHER

Bananas ending to Sixers - Warriors, poor young Golden State fan can't believe it

“Be patient” the leader of our Vision Zero Task Force, John Barth, said

Or destruction

I just want some of these fucking people to face real consequences

The Supreme Court sided with this dissent:

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

At some point, the 3 justices appointed by Democrats need to denounce the 6 conservative justices far more publicly than in their dissenting opinions. They should do media rounds & explicitly call them corrupt partisan hacks. They should frankly question whether SCOTUS has legitimacy right now.

“Chicago’s Michigan Avenue is such a beautiful street for strolling and shopping”

I hope it’s a trap to get people put on a watchlist

And that's why Amy keeps voting for Trump's nominees.

Like I'm gonna trust the opinion of Mr Send in the Troops.

This is the same way Barth was talking about the Vision Zero Action plan yesterday. "Now that this plan exists, the public will have the power to try and make us do this." (not an actual quote)

THURSDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

So many are talking about their wrapped's, but not enough people are talking about how they've wrapped up 🤝 #safesex

Indianapolis Public Schools as we know it will be no more IPS is run by a Black woman and an elected board of 7 Black woman Do you think the Mind Trust and the Mayor's ppl would have voted to DISMANTLE IPS last night if there were 8 White men running it?

48 years. That's how long trans women have been eligible to compete in tennis.

Oh, yeah. We really need to give Republicans more access to children.

It feels like we’re being slow rolled and this is step 50 in a 900 step process. There is no urgency. There is nothing groundbreaking in the Vision Zero Brochure that they have created. It’s a lovely Vision Zero brochure, but many just like it existed 16 months ago when we were at step one.

Hey, Indy! Once again, I’m wrapping the kind of gifts people refuse to open because they're just too pretty. 🎁🎁 If you hate wrapping, would rather use your time for literally anything else, & want your presents to flex, let me know! P.S. Real talk—your supports helps pay my January rent.

The plan? Infants in the workplace.

What I love about Quick Resume on Xbox is that it almost never works and there is no way to turn it off.

They all do some version of this

Sheeeeeeeesh man

[Italian learning English] Instructor: Can this American write? Student: American Canto

I feel like this is getting lost. It was illegal to start randomly blowing up fishermen in the first place.

Everyday a new “what if we monetized the rot” initiative announced

Same playbook being ran again in U of Oklahoma situation.

This phrasing strolls into my brain like an old friend to check in on me a few times each day.

Taylor stays on top, but doesn’t place any songs in the top thirty (Hits Different at #31 and Getaway Car at #33).

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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry