he probably dies right before the midterm. Nothing too flashy. A few days at Walter Reed and then his pants are full of diarrhea and his body is cold. they hose him down, spray clear coat to preserve the makeup as funeral prep, and lay him rotundly in the rotunda while we are all cheering

Heard the former Carmel, Indiana mayor Jim Brainard speak at an event tonight and hate to admit it but you definitely gotta hand it to him. He’s cool. We’re gonna have a beer some time

They should rebuild the surface parking lot that used to cover the canal!

The people of Meridian Kessler are overcompensating for killing a bike lane last year by pretending to be really into traffic safety now. Unrelated: the video in this article is definitely worth watching from the 1:10 mark through 1:18

Dumped about 50 pounds of walnuts in their parking lot. If you guys thought cutting down a peach tree would get rid of the “nuisance” in your parking lot you’ve got another thing coming! And by another thing I mean regular deliveries of whatever I happen to find on the ground!

Mark Sanchez getting outfitted with some new holes was a working class victory. No war but class war

Not to defend Mark Sanchez but the alley/parking situation outside Loughmillers pub IS atrocious.

Caught the biggest catfish of my life this weekend. Probably around 30 inches long and 10 pounds. Successful catch and release. Didn’t have my phone for a picture but you can google “channel catfish” and it looked like that

Just hit a German shepherd with my sister in laws Kia sorrento 🙄😭😂😂😂

Conflict of interest disclosure: the general superintendent for a city contractor bought me a Big Mac and fries for lunch. The estimated value thereof is in excess of $9

Cops are arresting my neighbor Craig again

The sign this pig moves in the segment is from the north split construction project lmao

My dad has never had an email address

BREAKING: The director of the presidential library and museum in Abilene, Kansas, said he was suddenly told to resign or be fired. He refused to give the Trump administration a historic sword from the museum’s collection.

There were 61 recorded car crashes in Marion county on the first day of October 2025. Police have 24 hours to get reports entered so this number may actually be higher and also not doesn’t reflect unreported incidents.

DPW employee casts “summon cone”

Had a beer with a union organizer at the Whole Foods taproom yesterday

Genuine question: what can the IHPC do if you disregard their decision? I think all they can do is write letters but interested to learn more

One incident a day the majority of which resulted in severe injury. Two deaths a week.

Looks like indot is not going to fix Monon ponding under the interstate for another year. If anyone slips on some ice down there this winter just know there is a whole searchable email chain with terms like monon/ponding where indot acknowledges it’s an issue going back years. Enjoy that Tort money

The problem with broad ripple is we only have 4 banks there and the banks only have space for maybe 30 cars. And there aren’t any giant anthropomorphic sculptures made out of literal garbage. Glad to see BRVA is seeing to those things get fixed.

I’m old enough to remember when this same committee voted down a proposal for a multi family housing + commercial development at this site. And by old enough I mean like maybe 10 months ago.

Thank you to my coworkers for offering unsolicited feedback on how I look different after last weeks allergic reaction, giving me their home remedies (rub honey on your face) and in general commenting on my appearance and what I may have done to earn that medical emergency

The Clubhouse snack shack at 54th and the Monon is a great idea and hope it does well. Just need everyone to know that building was my Uncle’s house for like 40 years. He planted that oak tree out front when the Monon was still running trains and his house was basically in a rail yard.

When we were like 12 me and some of my friends used to get physically abused by this lifeguard terry. I saw him yesterday and he’s this pathetic looking 65ish year old man now. It was barely satisfying to push him to the ground and break his glasses and take his wallet. Really disappointing stuff.

Neighbor has a pile of leaves burning while he is mowing his 100% dead/dry lawn

I’m on day 4 of this mystery allergic reaction. Every inch of my skin looks like it is made of red inflamed ballsack tissue

Instead of the back of benches at the bus stop saying “your ad here” they should say “your ass here” and have an arrow pointing down to the bench part. Thank you.

All of my sisters in law are car brained dog mom nursing mean girls and it’s annoying to be around them.

Starbucks announces new policy where the name on your drink has to match your ID

Listening to Songs About Jane and recalling a story from one of my many dumbass cousins, Alex. He is a musician of moderate success and went to a party at Adam Levine’s house and AL kept bringing up that he was wearing the actual bathrobe from Fight Club. He also got handsy with Alex’s girlfriend!

Joan Heblack told ABC News affiliate, KGO-TV, that she was on a walk in Lucas Valley when the rodent launched itself at her and proceeded to claw and bite her.

Bicycle

Indianapolis Vision 0 coordinator announces plan to paint tunnels on walls as driver reeducation effort.

Woke up this morning eyes 95% swollen shut and covered in hives. Fed the chickens and then biked to the urgent care center. They injected 20ccs of steroids into my butt cheek. Then I went to Taco Bell and housed 4 spicy potato tacos. Now I’m at work

I’m standing next to your car in traffic using my breath to fog up your driver window and drawing a little bicycle in condensation

Nine (9) idling cars in the Washington street dedicated bus lane. Including an IMPD cruiser with his lights on while he is inside chick fil a

65 degrees with a nice breeze. Great day to sit in my running parked car with all the windows down and look at my phone.

Veritas Reality, which is the wealth extraction business of commodifying housing, went into the garden adjacent to their office at 64th and Westfield and cut down a healthy mature peach tree because they were annoyed sometimes delicious peaches rolled into their parking lot.

People love to ask me “if you got rich would you still eat hot dogs?” First of all. I am rich. Secondly. Money has had almost no effect on my habits.

Come to the 52nd street tactical urbanism project between 5 and 6 pm tonight if you want to get your ass kicked ir enjoy a miller high life or maybe both

Can anyone put me in touch with 61 year old Richard Dasrath of Bloor-High Park so I can show him what actual bullying looks like?

If you are in line to get raptured stay in line

“Oh my dog is better behaved than 90% of kids in restaurants” -guy whose dog will be in a vase on a shelf in 5 years while the kid is slightly grown up and making really esoteric memes and not spilling drinks in restaurants

Lmao

I decided I actually like when the Conrad valets cars in the Washington street turn lane instead of their designated cultural trail carve out. Bonus points for the expired license plate.

Reading the book of revelations so I can make a more biblically accurate horny copypasta for the rapture

Will my EDC go with me during the rapture?

Should I dress for the rapture or will we automatically get robes when ascending?

(Watching the wrathful flood sent by god that cleanses the earth) we needed this rain