Dying on Easter Sunday is a real anti christ move

If you can’t stand in the path of the water when the shower comes on then maybe revolution isn’t for you

Planted 100 of a certain kind of tulip in 2022 and just counted 156 blooms. That’s incredible YOY growth. I should be in charge of the economy

There are always lots of cops around in America but the number in downtown Indianapolis right now is astounding. Three on almost every corner just chilling

Cadbury creampie

The only thing any tree has ever been guilty of is being in a place a person found inconvenient

Having allergies is so embarrassing. “Oh the trees and flowers smell too good. It hurts me”. Toughen up

Just threw a rock at the governors mansion. Nobody lives there who gives a shit

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

Getting vocal and scratching up the rug in my wife’s office and climbing on her desk because my beer fridge is empty

Money is god and I am a disciple

Meridian Kessler Nimby association

My neighbors have turned their air conditioning on.

Everyone is taking about Post Malone when they should be posting about the male loneliness epidemic

Saw a vision zero LinkedIn post where they said a committee member is doing a tactical urbanism project. Shouldn’t the committee be able to get real projects? What does it say about their effectiveness if committee members are relegated to tactical urbanism?

I am the white iverson

You can tell Richard Lugar plaza is really a park now because it has public bathrooms that are locked

until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs

The ebike commuters are probably on the whole a good thing but that doesn’t mean they aren’t annoying

(Entire wheel strapped on the back rack of my bicycle) it’s a jeep thing

(Suburban Patrick Bateman) I have to mow the lawn

A fun way to find out a coworker lives in the same neighborhood is to be climbing in a dumpster and they come out of the house and address you by name from the porch

I love dumpster diving on my $5,000 e cargo bike

City Announces Richard Lugar Plaza data center. “Finally, we have found a way to keep people from existing here. In partnership with BlackRock the new owner of AES” says a spox. “Don’t give us any reason to use other BlackRock services” they added with a wink

Not new at all but still disappointing to witness that frenetic pace of cleanliness and maintenance of infrastructure that indy only gets in the lead up to big events. Maybe if it was all part of a routine it wouldn’t be so dire the week events every single time!

Vision zero coordinator having Sunday scaries thinking about the posts they are going to have to make at work this week. Probably like a couple posts a day now that it’s warm! Job seems hard

Rarity levels of some ground score drops: Common: sockets. Needle nose pliers. Bottle of pee Uncommon: ratchet straps. Cash. Hammer Legendary: gun. Sex toy. Power tools

Al Gore Rhythm

RFK Jr please re release the original recipe 4loko

There are some bees living in the ground at my house. Out in the yard. Does anyone have any suggestions of a way could kill them so they don’t live there? This is about property value

Doing Edward 40 hands with king cobra at the no kings rally

Man I’d love to move out to the country and alternate between mowing and burning a pile of brush every Saturday

Ripped a hole in the crotch of my pants, got a flat, AND almost got hit by a train on the way in this morning. Still kicken ass though

I’ll be voting for Clif in IN 46 because he’s a principled leader and all around good guy with the right team behind him etc etc but ALSO because if he finally gets a real job maybe he will stop leading lame ass bike parties.

Fuck podcasters in general and also in their mouths

Trump started the war in Iran because he is part of the deep state plot to force every american out of their cars and onto a bicycle. They want to control you

I like when drivers say “you’re just mad because you can’t afford it”. Actually I can afford it. I’m definitely richer than you. I’m mad because you’re driving like an asshole

I won’t be watching Harry Potter but it’s not because I’m virtue signaling. I already read the books and saw the other movies and know what happens.

My aes daily costs went from $2.75/day last year to $4.61/day this year. We have a gas furnace so not temperature based and no new appliances or lifestyle changes in that same time.

I have never ordered food delivery

All 11 of my bikes have some sort of mechanical flaw at the moment. From bent crank up through air in hydraulic fluid all the way to completely seized derailleur.

The only time the city will put actual barriers up next to a bike lane is when it is being obstructed for an event

Pickleball opponent like “that was a league game man. Your team forfeits. I’m not being unsympathetic but in league play we have to count that match”

I love the lock rings on the sides of the fork of the bikeshare rigs. They are like spikes on the outside of chariot heels.

I could beat up every ice agent

Mayor Joe Announces Plan to Replace Vision Zero Team with Artificial Intelligence. “All they do is forward emails and respond with vague platitudes. We actually can have AI do that”

If you order off menu you are a picky eater and a bad person

Ramps are up. Make sure you leave the car idling before you come destroy 1/3rd by walking on it to harvest 1/3rd and leaving 1/3rd because you are sustainable.

I was at the third street Culver’s in Bloomington Indiana today and saw a guy unironically do the soy jack face holding up his ice cream and pointing at the menu behind him while his girlfriend took a picture

Ground scored a Milwaukee impact driver today. Left in under the overhang of the big air conditioner unit behind the Brown County YMCA in Nashville Indiana.