I sincerely hope Hell is real

Woke 2 agenda meeting today includes discussion of using slurs against DHS employees

Mayor Joe Announces Plan for Another Hotel “We need to increase capacity to capture all the possible revenue for when ICE starts booking blocks of rooms and parking spots” a spokesperson said through the department of metropolitan development

If this is still here on Saturday me and the gang are going to flip it over

If I lived in a place where people “saved” parking spots with a chair I would steal a lot of chairs.

Pretty hungover. Not much that can be done about tbat. Time to ride a bike to work in the dark

Who wanna get pregnat

I sucked Barack Obama’s dick and I didn’t even get a T shirt

I have building blindness. Every building looks the same to me.

Is anyone interested in taking over the fountain square community garden? My friends who used to run it moved to the suburbs and want to pass off the insta account/funding etc.

Non denominational space lasers

A state trooper's vehicle was hit this morning on I-70 near Plainfield, marking the sixth time in five days that an ISP car has been struck on an Indy-area interstate. https://tinyurl.com/3vn3mzxp 

Have you spent days trudging through knee deep snow and scaling plow piles at every intersection? Or walking in the street? What if the City ignored it unless you submit a complaint at which point they maybe might give the responsible party at that specific address a pamphlet?

Putting on the glasses from They Live (1988) and looking at a solar eclipse

Got added to what I was told was an indy rapid response signal chat but it’s just 4 or 5 gun fetishists talking about “kits” (???) and tiered readiness plans for government collapse.

Good day to spot areas where your roof is leaking heat

Weather is so funny. The storm must have done something exactly at 96th street and the Monon trail that allowed the north side to be cleared to bare pavement while the south side is impossible to clear

Been having dreams about beating the shit out of people lately. Last night I was swinging an old classmate by his feet like a baseball bat up against a wall after he tried to steal my bike

I’m in a Minnesotan signal chat instructing our northern comrades how to do combat against cars

Antifa has been filling traffic cones with tannerite and staging them all around major American cities

I email senator Todd Young links to articles about seppuku from a burner at least once a month

They gave me Bovino’s knife

Attention poor people please be patient while we prioritize plowing rich neighborhoods of people who work from home so they can get DoorDash for lunch. Thank you

When you see a manhole that has no snow on it that’s how you know it’s full of fresh hot piss

Watching contractors plow snow out of the businesses along college into the bus lane.

Tip to stay warmer: tuck your t shirt into your undies

Check out the audio clips. Cop was pushing a stuck car out of the snow and got hit by a different car.

Star Trek Voyager casting Jeri Ryan is what led to this. Her marriage fell apart during filming and when embarrassing details about her husband came out he had to drop out of the senate race in Illinois leading to Obama being elected and propelling him to the White House 4 years later.

About to blow my wife’s back out (making her shovel snow)

You don’t have to talk about your guns.

Friend who has been at my house easily 100 times before just texted me asking my address before he came over for dinner

Got a federal jury summons which has a questionnaire it says I have to fill out or I’m guilty of a crime but the website doesn’t work

“You should use a different type of brake because that kind of hydraulic fluid will boil at altitude” that’s never going to be an issue for me man.

Decided to stop seeing my therapist because she kept using the R word and I can just imagine her frowning and saying “wow, that’s tough” without paying $80

There is a goddam CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE

Let’s all email Samuel “cop” Osili and encourage him to quit now. He’s gonna evaporate 6 figures to lose in a landslide to Hunley. The city will be better off if he just donates that money to the library or something.

I’ll be participating in the Minnesota general strike from here in the Indianapolis-Marion County assessors office. I’ll be reading a book and eating chips.

Would

Just found my cat eating someone’s DoorDash McNuggets that got errantly delivered to our front porch

The math on this is Hancock county is putting down over 13,000 pounds of salt per square mile every year. That would turn 786 Olympic swimming pools to salt water.

Interested in suicide but not interested in being discovered all limp. That is unbecoming. Need to do it in a way I just disappear. Maybe something far out at sea

Whenever it is forecast to go double digit negatives I put some Vaseline on the chicken’s combs to protect them from frostbite. They always hate it at first and then are like wait this rocks it’s like a little facial. Then they coo and relax.

Quote from the article about a section of the road not discussed in the article “I wish they would get rid of that bus line, maybe reroute it a different way. Maybe widen the roads, partition to have extra lanes or something,"

Once every few years I get caught doing violence against a car. Today was one of those days. I have been charged with a class B misdemeanor

Jamie Dimon was in charge of a years long scheme to defraud the precious metals and treasury futures markets at JP Morgan. They paid a 920 million fine and had two desk jockeys take the fall.

Just watched a guy in a red mustang blow the light at market/Alabama at around 60mph only to brake hard ~100 foot later and pull into the city county building garage

If IU wins they are going to pardon Jared Fogle

Fernando Mendoza is a virgin

As I was leaving the grocery store there was a guy walking in with his dog.

Been doing a lot of time theft against my paid protestor duties