everyone's like "I'm gonna start running" and "I'm gonna read more books" and "I'm doing No Spend January" and I'm all "I should probably stop fat-shaming my cat"

I slept a little over two hours last night. LET'S FUCKING GO

Petition for this man to become the next James Bond.

Went for a run. As I passed a parked car, the car alarm went off. This is exactly the type of power I hope to carry for the rest of 2026. 🔥

all I wanna know is if Robin and her girlfriend had that date at Enzo’s #StrangerThings

Can we drop the ball at 7:30? I’m tired

"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods

Them: So, if you don’t have a car, how are you going to get all your decorations home? Me: The same way I get home every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE W—I mean ride the @indygobus.bsky.social Red Line.

I hope today is as kind to you as the City-County Building vending machine was to me (three for the price of one)

I work part-time at a gift shop. When Taylor Swift was here, I sold a Taylor-themed shirt to @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social.

One year, during #GenCon, I ran into William Shatner and Lou Ferrigno on Illinois Street. They were walking back to their hotel and asked for directions.

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work

I'd like a thread, please

today brings extreme cold, with a moderate chance of snow showers and a high chance of Midwest

A Blue Line Update Station Relocation Update: The original stations planned at Victory Field/Government Center will be relocated to Schumacher Way, providing closer access to Everwise Amphitheater and White River SP.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be up to my earballs in paper, glitter, and glue for the next two days.

Winter Wonderland. #WorldBollardAssociation

About to do what I do. Ask me anything. 😊🎁🎄

I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS CATS #25DaysofChristmasCats

When the bill crowning the tenderloin as Indiana's state sandwich was introduced, the room fell silent. The cardinal stilled. The Wabash slowed. The sugar cream pie nodded in approval. Finally, a Hoosier symbol worthy of the people: something fried & bigger than the plate. iga.in.gov/legislative/...

what if we kissed under the purple wasp nest along the “Twinkling Trail” sponsored by Singleton at Newfields’ Winterlights presented by Bank of America

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

I was torn being saying “No problem” and “You’re welcome,” so I went with “NO WELCOME” instead. Grool.

With Weather™️ in the forecast, Department of Public Works snow crews are on rotating, 12-hour shifts. If you do happen to venture out tonight, give the plows plenty of room to properly salt & clean the roadways. Stay safe and warm, Indy! Watch out for Weather™️.

❄️EXTREME COLD ALERT❄️ Cats and dogs can get frostbite and hypothermia, too. When temps are below 20°F, owners must bring their pets inside. (It's also illegal to set traps when it's this cold outside.) If you do see a stray or an animal in distress, contact the Mayor's Action Center: request.indy.gov

Both cat and tree are plugged in and ready for the holiday #25DaysofChristmasCats

Noted. www.ibj.com/articles/cit...

draw me like one of your French girls #25DaysofChristmasCats

It's time once again for my annual #treebybike post. This is the 12/19/42 cover of @newyorker.com, so one full year after the attack on Pearl Harbor. This would be the first real Christmas alone, or without a family member, for millions in the US. Gas and tire rationing had begun earlier that year.🗃️

One last podcast for 2025, a short one about the original Christmas tree farm in Indianapolis. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...

settling down for a long winter's nap #25DaysofChristmasCats

Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Bootsy and Mittens. #25DaysofChristmasCats

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

WRTV Toy Drive! Don't forget, Saturday, Dec. 6, is our big collection day when volunteers will be accepting new, unwrapped toys at three Kroger locations across Central Indiana! Details here: https://www.wrtv.com/news/toy-drive-2025/wrtv-toy-drive-saturday-drop-off-gifts-at-3-kroger-locations 

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Branch Manager, reporting for duty #25DaysofChristmasCats

O Christmas tree? O Christmas ME. #25DaysofChristmasCats

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

I'm surprised I've been to exactly half of the 70 restaurants on Indy Star's dining guide. I didn't think it would be that many, since I'm rarely in the suburbs or on the northside. www.indystar.com/story/entert...

Whoever told Gwen Stefani she should do Christmas music lied to her several times

finally a photo where everyone is smiling #25DaysofChristmasCats

Hey, Indy! Once again, I’m wrapping the kind of gifts people refuse to open because they're just too pretty. 🎁🎁 If you hate wrapping, would rather use your time for literally anything else, & want your presents to flex, let me know! P.S. Real talk—your supports helps pay my January rent.

and they think this will prevent a cat-astrophe #25DaysofChristmasCats

This holiday season, remember to live in the present. #24DaysofChristmasCats

holiday scenes but with muppets: thread

to the surprise of absolutely no one, Ruth Kitter Ginsburg did not enjoy family photo time

Going to put some indie stores up all day today. For example, if you buy from the good folks at @bookmoon.bsky.social, you are helping keep this beloved neighborhood bookstore open. And they will send you GIFTS for purchases over $100. www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...