RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON plays a lawman named KILLIAN DARKWATER. In most stories this is how you'd start the plot synopsis on the back of the box

Now that I think about it, it's kind of surprising none of the big tech guys have put out a product that's basically "horny clippy"

Many saying Breaking Bad, which I liked but it felt a bit too much like it was TRYING to be satisfying. Not sure how popular an opinion it is nowadays, but the ending of Lost left me pretty much the perfect blend of happy and slightly unsatisfied, making it enjoyable to watch and fun to talk about.

Because they like swords and can't read. Saved you a click

they're going to get sued, Elon Musk already came up with the idea of having someone else play the game for you

[whispering] damn it watson i'm under cover

She purr on my pen til I dicular

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

gaming encourages tinkering and exploration. for example, a gamer might find a way to modify a soccer video game so the ball has breasts. or maybe in a driving video game, the car has breasts. a dog. the possibilities are endless. this is normal and actually pretty cool in their culture

i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes

FRODO: I have to hand it to you, Gollum. You have accounted for everything. GOLLUM: [putting cigar out on FRODO's face] Gollum! Gollum! And this is just the beginning! Meesa gonna bring the world to its kneeses! FRODO: "Meesa"? That's Jar Jar Binks! GOLLUM: [enraged] MEESA NOTHING LIKE JAR JAR BI

I don't mean to be all "I called the ending of the usual suspects right away" but I had very much noticed that Karolina Wydra was in Pluribus

FRODO: [chopping wood] I'm out, Gandalf. GANDALF: You'll be back in when you see this. [hands FRODO a photo] This was written in the victim's blood. FRODO: [looks at the photo and immediately begins walking toward helicopter. Close-up of photo showing a bathroom floor, written on it: MY PRECIOUS

Thanks to everyone I follow for evidently not being involved with whatever the animal crossing thing is

Beginner level hot take. Pitiful. Behold: ATTACK OF THE CLONES is better than Return Of The Jedi

Crazy how hard they find this. If Jeffrey Dahmer kills and eats Jared Fogle, you don't need to take a nuanced stance on cannibalism

It would be one thing for the "not evil" party to try stuff like impeachment and get shot down, but it's just next level humiliating that they just say "our dear friends the republicans killed four dozen people for fun in Venezuela, this raises questions" and that's that

thanks for the useful checkbox ubisoft

Turns out if the people in charge of the military enjoy killing people, letting them blow up boats for a few months without any pushback doesn't "get it out of their system"

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

thanks youtube guy, i would have never noticed this subtle detail. tucked away as it was in the center of the frame on the horizon line directly behind the one single character on screen.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Pleasure to make your acquaintance! I'm a set of spiked railings outside the old people's home my mother worked when I was a kid

All right everyone last night was a little lackluster let's try it again

Wishing the NYPD a happy upcoming 4 years of breaking into people's houses in ski masks, beating up the occupants, and saying "yo, I can do this because of our communist mayor, ayo" in the blackest voice they can manage

Tired: posting a goodbye video Wired: not realizing your choice of song is titled "Good Riddance" Inspired: when the official NYC Mayor account switches to a new pic and it looks like Mamdani is telling Adams good riddance

All right it's midnight. Happy new year you monsters, you freaks, you nincompoops

what a terrible loss

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

robe, massive breasts [MASSIVE BREASTS], Elsa portrait, wavy hair [MASSIVE BREASTS], Frozen, big breasts [BIG BREASTS], Disney colors

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

If i have to hear ONE more person venomously say "I'll tell you whats wrong with him. He ate a big bag of rancid seeds!" about me im gonna lose it. I thought they were supposed to taste like that! How am I supposed to know what 'Keto Granola' is supposed to taste like?!

These are the things that make me proud to be British 🫡

Seal Team 6 creeps slowly through the dark forest. “Beebop is in sight,” whispers the squad leader. Anxious seconds pass. The radio crackles: “Kill team go.” The soldiers ready their weapons and move forward as one, stepping directly onto a series of rakes that instantly render them all unconscious,

The moral of Rumplestiltskin is "fuck that guy," I guess

Sam this is Soft Catman. I need you to stroke and brush my silky fur. You can interact with my healthy coat and keep its shine by feeding me a well-balanced and nutritious diet

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

The worst is yet to come. The celebration of the anniversary of the founding of the country, organized entirely by the most tasteless, tacky and antisocial people to ever walk the earth

🧪A few more hours to go…

2026. The year of the Cum Wars. All men of honor must jack it for freedom.

what if the people who lie about absolutely everything every single day are telling the truth THIS time

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“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATTO. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE”

Speaking of which here's a comic I made about videogames in 2014

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄