“The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself” — William Faulkner

Free display name for pride: Project Male Hairy.

You need to see Finkle if you like some of the most costumed edutainment ever.

You better put me in your deranged bsky group chats I'm bored as hell.

What the fuck are you eating where it's cheaper to get delivery than to cook at home? Baffling.

Cosmo Gang The Video Namco 1992 @lordbbh.bsky.social twitch.tv/lordbbh

Good morning only to the let-your-birds-masturbate article author who opened it like this "An investigation into acts of self-pleasure among parrots and other birds has reached a climax, with the results providing welcome relief for vets and researchers" www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

I suppose I don't understand what the centrist pro trans position even IS if it doesn't include basic accommodations and legal recognition.

amazing this is not a skit

NEW: DOJ's fight against trans medical care in prison is a fight to erase trans people in the law. "The pendulum has swung," DOJ's Jared Littman said in a court hearing Wednesday, arguing that all transgender people — at all ages — can be denied needed medical care. Today, at Law Dork:

It should be legal to tell people who you wish to see jump into a blender but comedy is forbidden.

Man, remember when the president started a war with Iran to distract from being in the epstein files and it worked but only in the sense of now everyone's mad because prices are high and everyone still believes he's a pedo.

If there's two places I'm going to wear a goddamn mask it's the doctor's office and on a fucking plane.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Thinking about Gniesbert again

Added some accessibility features to sepia.press ... I'm not really familiar with these so I hope they work.

My personal complaint about this site is that everyone disables comments. I get WHY but I wish I could interact with more people (in a positive way!)

Anyway check out sepia.press if you want to view news from Bluesky links. It works well for me but the news is pretty bleak lol

Absolutely cackling here's 10 full minutes of stuck truck

If Bluesky has a real problem, it's not 'people aren't nice to bluechecks with bad takes' it's 'discovery is kind of a pain'.

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Selina Wang of NBC was filming while gunshots went off outside the White House.

You're looking at a Rainbow Tripod Fish (genus Bathypterois) observed on a blackwater dive near Cozumel, MX. This species demonstrates "ontogenetic vertical migration": young of this species mimic jellyfish near the surface, but descend in depth as they age. (📷: Frida Yolotzin, Blackwater Cozumel)

st louis style.

they're just dumb as shit.

i now live in fear of the Brain Damage That Makes You Republican

Zohran got more votes than 50 sitting U.S. Senators did.

Gas is $5/gallon and we have 8 Democrats more worried about pronouns and censoring trans people in elementary schools.

Tent’s. Too. Big.

It's the same few scumbags, always.

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

I recommend kagi and zen browser. PERSONALLY.

My argument was always, "Okay, show me the evidence, I'm persuadable if you have evidence and the restrictions are reasonable." and in return all we got was, "Nah, we're just going to go on vibes."

I dunno how anyone still supports a guy who says he doesn't care about their financial situation while giving $1.8bn to his cronies. If you're not getting paid off you're just getting reamed...

A federal officer faces charges in connection with a shooting in north Minneapolis that left a man wounded, and that two agents were caught lying about under oath.

I don't want to trans doom post but like... Texas is providing the model. You have a voluntary clinic for de-transition, then you make it less and less voluntary. Only covering de-transition for youth, then for adults, starting with those in prisons.

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

Elon just heard they're making one of the keebler elves biracial and got so mad on his jet he threw one of his toddlers out the emergency exit (Cybertodd)

and not even considering how we treat children now, which isn't great!

Anyone worried about whether the population 200 years from now is having enough children hasn't done enough worrying about the population's well-being 20 years from now and that's intentional.

Juniper Blessing singing Tom Petty’s Wildflowers at the New Mexico School For The Arts in 2024

This is the time of the month where money has run out. HELO -> HALP? pp - bio, etsy standplaatskrakow.etsy.com

omg, I would love to have this Bonk banner... Maybe I should just reprint it as a bumper sticker. @brandon.insertcredit.com 👀 ebay.us/m/KBQUtd

Israeli officials and their allies complain that describing Israel's genocidal behavior is "blood libel." …But look at what's being openly said on one of the most popular TV channels in Israel:

New features for GlyphBlaster's Neko mode. - Cat will sleep after idle for so long - Cat can be 'tossed' by hitting tab - Cat now pounces the cursor at the end of a chase #retrocomputing #glyphblaster

carrying my portable smart lamp around my darkened estate, wearing my nightcap and stammering “who g-g-goes there” at the slightest sound

Okay, but then you'd need to ban bluechecks who dogpile small accounts. You have far, far more small accounts at risk of being dogpiled than large accounts who are characters of the day.

One for @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

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