she woobens my pacius til I put Nashville ahead or something idk we’ve all been dealing with a whole lot here lately and my brain is kinda broiled these days

My Oreo poptart looks like it has the Punisher skull on it but the only one I’m punishing is myself

The whole thing is a late-stage Adult Swim acid trip, but I’ll admit I laughed when this cockrock propaganda interrupted itself with a downbeat scene of two old men playing lukewarm pickleball

Democratic Sen. John Hoffman, who was also shot nine times that same night, survived the attack and returned to the Capitol on Tuesday. 📸: Alex Kormann and Renée Jones Schneider

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

Sam Raimi tells us how to make the perfect mixture for fake blood. “A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”

My little sister died desperately sad and in chronic physical pain. Much of her sadness and all of that pain were consequences of not having access to gender affirming care as a child. There is no polling that can move me or any decent, aware person on this issue. And I promise our side cares more.

That tracks, yeah

🧵 My neighborhood in St. Paul, Minnesota still appears to be inundated by feds. A few blocks from my house, a car with plates that didn’t match the vehicle sat idling in a church parking lot for hours. I first noticed it at 7:30 this morning. Four hours later, the pastor spoke to occupant. 1/7

have you or someone you know had to find care for your pet after being detained by ICE? are you in hiding and worried about vet care? i am working on a story about what happens to pets during the ICE surge. DM me or email [email protected]

How it works: ● Send $25 (or more) to the North Minneapolis Mutual Aid Fund with the 🪏 emoji ● Email us the screenshot of your donation & let us know where and when you'd like your sidewalk shoveled ● Kick back and relax while we clear your sidewalk for you!

Influencers leaving town after running a hyperlocal fundraiser and influencers moving to a different town to run for local office are flip sides of the same coin and I simply will not be expanding on this any further.

Gonna reach absolutely insane levels of "guy in reflector shades and backwards cap filming himself in the front seat of his dodge ram for a 15 minute rant about why he could easy KO both women"

Aww, they don't want to talk about it? Oh goodness, well then. I guess!

Lotta people seem committed to self harm today not me though

If you are a Hugo nominator, and you liked PRESS 1 FOR INVASION, it would be a lifetime-level honor for me to be nominated for a Hugo, so just putting that out there.... www.simonandschuster.com/books/Press-...

Seems wholly plausible that she’s gonna make a big deal about needing a “new generation of voices who have built trust” bullshit, and then hire that ghoulish FP lady who tried to dunk on John Oliver

Vernor Vinge’s “Rainbows End” would probably make a pretty good HBO miniseries, I bet, maybe, presumably

This is just open, unabashed white nationalist rhetoric at this point.

self care is choosing not to spend your day off caring about which niche influencer is moving where

I often promote dog fostering here. We work with the Bond Between here in the Twin Cities. But if fostering is too big a commitment, you can take some of the dogs on field trips. Just borrow them for an afternoon. They’d love it! www.thebondbetween.org/foster-dogs

Primo Levy implies the existence of Schwag Levy

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it inexplicably bends toward my Instagram feed being at least 95% sandwich and sandwich-adjacent content.

Had the pleasure of explaining to my parents that while smitten kitten absolutely does *not* have a glory hole, for a long time the leather shop across the street evidently did, and also what a glory hole is.

(“The white guys are back in charge” is the message just to speak it plainly.)

Danny Trejo seems cool as hell and I’m always thrilled and delighted when he shows up in a movie. That said This is not Machete. This is a completely different character from a completely different franchise of movies. What are we even doing here, man? Come on. www.instagram.com/p/DUv1fPagFE...

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They aren’t going anywhere.

38 people abducted on Central Ave. It's 37 blocks long.

38 people abducted on Central Ave. Get them home.

The “Fuck ICE” chants have spread all the way across the world to the match in Sydney, Australia tonight. Never seen anything like it

This is your regular reminder that the idea that Christianity is a thing uniform beliefs that everyone within “Western Civilization” believed and agreed on is a fiction that just ignores centuries of Christians killing each other and fighting literal wars over their different beliefs.

Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.

This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.

Hey, you guys seen this “Spartacus” show? Pretty fun, I think! (pls pretend that it is 2010, thanks)

A complex read. "It’s easy to use Minneapolis as a place to be reborn right now. Politicians, celebrities, influencers and others have once again made the current climate the foundation of whatever they’re selling. I digest their pleas and promises with caution." www.startribune.com/medcalf-here...

A black Mercedes crossover has been moving around our quiet St. Paul neighborhood all day. The driver (a white dude with a beard) parks and idles for a while before moving on and repeating the pattern. Many people have noticed because this is weird behavior for the neighborhood. 🧵 1/3

New poster from Moonpalace Books does not fuck around even a little

This rules. I love how delighted they all look!

it took me too long to think of this one. No AI Involved in this Rebel Loon. Local Artist. Thank you @flopheliabedelia.bsky.social for the hook up.

This is, I think, a perfect encapsulation of Jacob’s whole ~deal~ in a crisis: 1) do absolutely nothing (afraid) 2) soundbyte soundbyte soundbyte 3) do absolute nothing (aggressive) 4) ✨CEO party✨

Give Heart off the Beast $1000 and carte Blanche and you’ll have the coolest celebration in the planet. Instead were gonna get Target activations with branded Minneapolis Strong t shirts

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Absolutely beautiful Steve Sack

midtown global market for lunch, I think.