Congress covering for a horrific pedophile ring populated by our President and so many powerful people and rich people in this country who sexually assaulted girls for decades and CBS News covering for those same people who sent innocent men to be tortured at CECOT, just a disgusting time here

We need an intense propaganda campaign just like....telling people what government spending does & how it benefits them, to undo the decades of the right brainwashing people that it's all fucking waste

I've always been blessed with a great memory. Very useful for memorizing mathematical formulas and accumulating specific domain knowledge for my various jobs But you have no idea of the horrors in my brain and how those neurons fire. "Haha sick reference bro", no, I'm trying to get it out of there

I promise you with absolute 100% certainty that we are not going to lose the House because Dan Goldman gets primaried from the left

get their asses. every last one.

Have 2, maybe 3 beers depending on how much you weigh, and listen to Dillinger Four

Introduced my wife to the Muppet Christmas Carol and found myself having to explain in a whisper in the theater that yes, Gonzo is sexually attracted to chickens.

I will not apologize for being biracial. I use washcloths but I can also tell a manager “newsflash buddy!” if the shredded cheese takes too long

Me leaving the house and interacting with real people? In this economy? Come down to Mac’s if you want me to touch your butt

Fans get way too spicy with players, they should choose one weekly to put on pads and get laid out

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

Calling my mom and telling her to apologize for being white

Plex has been playing a shuffle of 90s punk all day and 6 hours in it’s still all bangers

See, this is not even about AI necessarily. Before this was possible people would make fake tweets, and the lies would spread, and it makes us cynical and distrustful. It sucks and now these tools have made it easier to do and in more formats. Bring back shame for lying

This entire thread, in which the good Reverend @solomonmissouri.bsky.social takes us all to church.

It would be so crazy if one of the many many many people who worked on this piece and have a cut of it just uploaded it to YouTube or whatever

Y’all renting clothes from people that don’t wash their legs?

I know it smell crazy in there

One of my wife’s friends from Up With People said she was coming to Milwaukee for a conference for her business. Then last minute she said she bought my wife a ticket to the conference I checked the convention center calendar and it was Quixtar. I told that jezebel to get out of my house

My wife was in Up With People I get to say theater kid

1976 photo with some real "live-action Miyazaki film" vibe.

just say the word JD

“Usha, get up here on stage and apologize for being Indian”

“You no longer have to apologize for being white” bro Please Don’t that would totally kill vibes & make it weird rn this is a blunt circle

Portlandia skit where they have monthly meetings inviting a different type of minority and apologize to them for being white. It’s also a potluck and everyone brings a dish they made from that minority’s culture

Tfw you’re being oppressed by bluesky

Still too much infighting, I’m going to make you guys join me in a big group hug and I will be touching some butt

I understand some people have to use it for their job but for everyone else this is so goddamn disappointing. If we can’t give up any of our little treats I am not optimistic for the future

the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now

That post going around is just a thinly veiled way for that person to once again tell the world they are poly. Don’t have to engage with it just like you wouldn’t if it was vegan or doing CrossFit or not owning a tv

An immigrant works a dangerous job to protect Americans. It puts him in medical debt. Now he also has to worry about being deported by ICE when he goes to work or takes his kid to a soccer tournament. Feel safer?

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

Trump take rail whiskey

When I talk to aspiring basketball analysts I always hammer the point that humility is crucial. We can't measure everything, our models are not gospel, we are trying to help a team be a little bit less wrong The electoral data boys need to get bullied

This MFer said wins above replacement, these guys are the politics equivalent of the sports analytics guy who doesn't actually watch the games (Lakshya not the guy I'm QTing)

Family went to visit the in-laws for xmas. Cleaned up the cable management behind my desk, organized some old database backups, probably gonna go to bed around 9 Talk about a bachelor weekend, partying over here!

Bring me the rats. Laying down my weapons and letting the toilet rats overrun me like the wildling mom in Hardhome when her kids get ice zombied

This is a surgical dismantling of yet another dumb Matt Yglesias argument by a former clean energy exec and current Representative. This is the sort of thing that should make people stop listening to people like Yglesias. Read the whole thing.

Maybe this is where Sherrone Moore lived and he was slowly driven mad

If I had access to all of the stem tracks for good songs like Rick Beato does I would never leave my house

Smashing the guitar not the flight attendant button

sean casten dragging yglesias for 35 posts and counting is a great sign for dems, honestly we need these sorts of dipshit arguments not to be taken seriously by the party and if there’s one thing the thread makes very clear it is that he does not consider yglesias a serious person

Every now and then someone asks me “you’re from Racine right?” and I need you to know that is one of the most insulting things you can say to a person

We are witnessing the rise of the greatest generation losers ever seen… I mean pathetic

I'm a Heritage Kenoshan which is actually better than Heritage American

I am now pro-carceral state, for these two women specifically These two should be sentenced to wear a pair of crocs for the rest of their lives Nobody cares about your outfit or your boots Bryleigh

Umm, what? @etvpod.bsky.social