Children of Men (2006)

Got a way overdue haircut yesterday because when it gets unruly and tangled I think “no I can’t cut it I like it long it will never be the same” Then as soon as I get it cut I think “ah this is so much better why was I so stupid I do this every time” and yet I know I will do it again in 6-9 months

Every morning after he eats my cat snuggles up against me on the bed and seems very nice, but eventually he grabs my hand, bites it, and starts kicking me with both back feet. Then he walks to the end of the bed and looks at me like he hates me and my whole family

Hello Kenosha

Would like to gift a membership to a young aspiring baseball analyst

LOL Atlito's fit

"JC is a self-employed tattoo artist with no paid sick leave or time off, and will be unable to work during recovery and treatment," a GoFundMe to support JC Stroebel and his family reads.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

what do you think he was praying to stop

This is what people mean when they say 1) calling your reps works 2) the people with enough time on their hands to be active often advocate for dumb shit Imagine the people calling Gottheimer asking for this

You’d really be forgiven if you had a hard time conceiving of a success on this scale. “So I’ve got this idea for an environmental and public health project, we’re gonna reduce pollution by a fifth. No no it doesn’t cost anything. Actually it’s gonna net half a billion dollars.” What!

There really is no justification for this company’s existence.

If there is one tone I love and I can spot immediately it is a Les Paul through a Marshall with scooped mids www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0P2...

Worth adding here that SpaceX is almost entirely funded by government contracts and subsidies, and so this really amounts to embezzling taxpayer funds to cover up the losses from his stupid idiot boxes.

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.

The domestic part of the story is obviously what we are all worried about, but wtf is going on in El Salvador? They are running a torture camp and we invite their president to the white house?

Having watched it now, absolutely insane for Bari to pull that. It was extremely tame.

I hope someone has recorded this and posts it. CBS will send takedown notices but once it starts spreading they won’t be able to stop it

The problem with social media is that every day you see hundreds of people online saying things far stupider than the stupidest thing you've ever heard out of the mouth of the dumbest idiot you've ever met in real life

ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.

Apple and Google could put an end to this tomorrow, but line must go up

Liam is right—people on central are really scared. Go eat at Maya and El Taco Riendo and please please be kind and caring with our neighbors. I adore living off central and I can’t stand how this is going.

One day I’ll be able to take the muzzle off but for now I have a mortgage

The brief time we had an actual singer, before imploding and everyone wanting to beat each other up. It’s always the drummer’s fault, RIP Troy

Getting into xmas for the first time as an adult always felt weird to me, and these days I don’t really want to go to northern Idaho where my in-laws live. I also have a job where holidays don’t exist, so I stay home. I always think I’ll enjoy the alone time but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be

Read Kelly, and support independent media

Congress covering for a horrific pedophile ring populated by our President and so many powerful people and rich people in this country who sexually assaulted girls for decades and CBS News covering for those same people who sent innocent men to be tortured at CECOT, just a disgusting time here

We need an intense propaganda campaign just like....telling people what government spending does & how it benefits them, to undo the decades of the right brainwashing people that it's all fucking waste

I've always been blessed with a great memory. Very useful for memorizing mathematical formulas and accumulating specific domain knowledge for my various jobs But you have no idea of the horrors in my brain and how those neurons fire. "Haha sick reference bro", no, I'm trying to get it out of there

I promise you with absolute 100% certainty that we are not going to lose the House because Dan Goldman gets primaried from the left

get their asses. every last one.

Have 2, maybe 3 beers depending on how much you weigh, and listen to Dillinger Four

Introduced my wife to the Muppet Christmas Carol and found myself having to explain in a whisper in the theater that yes, Gonzo is sexually attracted to chickens.

I will not apologize for being biracial. I use washcloths but I can also tell a manager “newsflash buddy!” if the shredded cheese takes too long

Me leaving the house and interacting with real people? In this economy? Come down to Mac’s if you want me to touch your butt

Fans get way too spicy with players, they should choose one weekly to put on pads and get laid out

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

Calling my mom and telling her to apologize for being white

Plex has been playing a shuffle of 90s punk all day and 6 hours in it’s still all bangers

See, this is not even about AI necessarily. Before this was possible people would make fake tweets, and the lies would spread, and it makes us cynical and distrustful. It sucks and now these tools have made it easier to do and in more formats. Bring back shame for lying

This entire thread, in which the good Reverend @solomonmissouri.bsky.social takes us all to church.

It would be so crazy if one of the many many many people who worked on this piece and have a cut of it just uploaded it to YouTube or whatever

Y’all renting clothes from people that don’t wash their legs?

I know it smell crazy in there

One of my wife’s friends from Up With People said she was coming to Milwaukee for a conference for her business. Then last minute she said she bought my wife a ticket to the conference I checked the convention center calendar and it was Quixtar. I told that jezebel to get out of my house

My wife was in Up With People I get to say theater kid

1976 photo with some real "live-action Miyazaki film" vibe.

just say the word JD