I got to see “MF Doom” one time, at Pitchfork Festival. His set was delayed like half an hour because he showed up late and then demanded to be paid in cash upfront so they had to scramble and get the cash together. Then it wasn’t even him it was some other dude in a mask Still an all time great

They should have Team Kenosha with me and Nick Van Exel

This is the stuff qandnotu.bandcamp.com/album/no-kil...

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Good job everyone

Terry Lawler and Sandra Hujik the two GOATs

It's also Bandcamp Friday! Buy it today and the band gets all $10, Bandcamp waives all commissions

Two Dumb Bitches Telling Each Other Exactlyyyy: Endgame

We are going to form the biggest human wall you have ever seen around Liam and his family. They're going to have to go through all of us

the new ratboys record is out today. i’m so thrilled everyone finally gets to hear it. enjoy it, soak it in. you’re not alone

Minneapolis at 7am

It's also Bandcamp Friday! Buy it today and the band gets all $10, Bandcamp waives all commissions

They're Abrego-Garcia-ing a child -- punishing him because his very existence is inconvenient to them. It's gutter bigotry and petulant sadism all the way down.

My beautiful Ratboys. The best band. So deserved. Everyone go buy this record and make them the stars they deserve to be ratboys.bandcamp.com/album/singin...

Worked in the Gap stockroom when I was 19-20, lots of high schoolers. This one kid was performatively reading Atlas Shrugged in the break room. He was headed to Stanford in the fall. I wonder where he is now

Times article has an incredible illustration

jfc

Don’t do molly smoke rocks

I mean!!!!

I don’t know man, I absolutely washed him on the “not hanging myself in a jail cell and dying as one of the most reviled people in history” metric and that seems like a big one

Milk is for baby cows and serial killers

I’ll show you around St Anthony West and if you’re feeling frisky we can do the “walk down University Ave with a 12 pack of La Croix” adventure

We need a term for an idea that is good in principle, but that almost exclusively see used by bad faith actors. Almost every time I see the world “ableist” the person using it needs a swirlie

All of this and my only personal indulgence would be wearing brand new socks every day

anyway, it ain't a substack anymore and I pay for that tomorrow, it only costs me $81 bucks a month to "not be a substack" and I don't know why more writers don't do that, to not be a substack, substack is gross. Still, $81 bucks is due, so, consider a subscription: kdonhoops.com

In between the protesters waving signs and chanting at ICE headquarters, groups of volunteers stand watch at Whipple. They never know when someone will be released, so they wait, with piles of donated coats in the back seats of their cars.

“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

KIMAHRI NO!!

We used to go to Chicago every July

What would the bot trained to be like you turn into with constraints removed? xAaron alternates between cringe oversharing and spamming every thread with youtube videos of Thee Oh Sees playing The Dream and calling John Reis the most important American guitarist

Got the new @ratboysband.bsky.social record in the mail and I'm so excited I can't even listen to it. I want to turn it up loud but the boy is sleeping. Tomorrow Excited to see what @calculizer.bsky.social did with the Rats this time. The best band.

Hitting new levels of dad-dom, substituting "tickle" for every verb in the lullabies and getting those armpits (was doing solo bedtime so wife could go caucus, trying to do meaningful things not starting fires like Beavis)

Apparently I also need to log off because these dumpster fire idiots are making me more mad than online should be capable of. LARPing dipshits

Mr. Hightower also posted this on Linkedin, and its absolutely maddening seeing all the so called "practitioners" completely miss his point and fill the comment section with cope, rather than being humble and taking a moment to reflect on his words.

Everyone besides me and like 7 other people needs to log off

I’m not seeing a crime

You are not an anarchist revolutionary you are a poster. Do not come to our city and set a dumpster on fire please

Love these wrong number text scams

this might sound bad. but if you look into the story it's actually much, much worse prospect.org/2022/04/08/h...

Hit that man with a hammer and he wont bother your young anymore

Kinda wild that these people are just in charge of things isn’t it

Sadly, I have a personal ask: ICE kidnapped a staffer who works at my grandson’s daycare this weekend along with two other family members. Can you help the extended families with legal costs & famity support? It would mean a lot to me. I’m just sick about this. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Minneapolis I love you but in that video of Killing in the Name none of you are going hard enough

Mom’s side: Germans and Danes and I have no idea Dad’s side: slavery

Giving each other the nod.

The "violent criminal illegal alien" that agents were pursuing when they killed Alex Pretti has been in the U.S. for two decades. He had a single misdemeanor conviction for disorderly conduct (domestic assault) eight years ago that was expunged from his record. He did not have a deportation order.

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]