Oh you say “ball is life”? Are you “enroll at Marquette to audit a 1 credit online course so you can keep playing in the sick Tuesday evening pickup games” levels of “ball is life”?

No.

Beau has multiple top ten dad puns in here, cooking

I saw Nuclear Suicide Vest open for Converge at Subterranean

Way too many Mets and Phillies fans on here and far too few Cubs fans

I wonder how many people getting nostalgic about this know that in October at Best Friends Forever in Vegas Cursive played full album sets on two nights and Rilo Kiley was the headliner

The first college writing class I ever took I wrote my first paper in cursive. Professor looked at me like I’d handed her a tarantula. I didn’t know what the hell a “word processor” was. This would have been in 1997 Now I’m a professional coder lol

(I am also pro cursive though I don't know that it needs a bill, but also do keep dunking on Shapiro for being a herb)

Do they still make 3 liter bottles of soda? The 2 liter/3-liter combo was elite for a gravity bong

everyone outside minneapolis watching our mayor

the platonic ideal of online interaction

The best possible outcome here is people get introduced to Desaparecidos, and by extension Statistics www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRs7...

introducing a bill requiring all students to learn how to make the cool S

The viral thing about the roofers is not true. A pox on the people who make shit up for clicks, we have plenty of bad news that is actually happening and all this does is make everyone skeptical and checked out

this is a masterpiece. and I think at least one conservative is going to do a response in blackface

That episode of Quincy me where they talk about the very serious dangers of moshpits www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIjn...

I had to do a work event at Harry Potter World, they rented out the whole place just for us. All of my coworkers were 5-10 younger than me and firmly in HP age-range. Absolute torture. And butter beer is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted

We need a years-long intensive anti-corruption effort. Everyone is a crook, everyone is corrupt, rules are for us and not them, we have to end all of this

I post about GWAR all the time

When you go for a half hour nap and wake up 10 hours later.

Better not spend it all Mike we’re taking it back in 3 years

Hell no. The people voted to touch the stove and we're going to touch it. We're holding our hand on there until the skin is melting off. $12 gas LFG

I wonder how many people are not going to read that Github email that came just now and all of their code is going to get used for training

Dude has a basket that's the perfect size for a 12 pack

No really, I am not kidding when I say that the data broker industry must be destroyed: www.npr.org/2026/03/25/n...

Everything I learn about someone doing politics on Twitch is against my will. I want to be completely out of touch with whatever it is going on over there

This kind of thing is exactly why we decided to settle in Minnesota instead of trying to get back to CO. Feels like it only gets worse from here

I would like to subscribe to The Verge but I simply cannot as long as they continue doing press releases for the most ghoulish companies. Today it’s “Ring adds 4k video” I do not give a shit, you should be telling your readers to smash those things with a sledgehammer

We got “their menstrual cycles attract bears” people in the govt what are we doing here

Similarly, in the 1970s PCP was released and everything changed. It did more than allow Ethan Hawke to “get wet”, it made criminals have superhuman strength, with the ability to pick up and throw a car at law enforcement, which is why those brave officers had to subdue Rodney King

Just on principle I’m not watching baseball on Netflix. Get off my lawn Netflix is for ripping dvds and immediately dropping them back in the mail

I am very much a "let people enjoy things/taste is subjective" kind of person, but I also worked at Barnes and Noble for a couple years during peak Potter era, so I'm side-eyeing every one of you little freaks

I don't want to inspire kids to go to space, I want to inspire them to be good people who take care of their neighbors

Tag yourself, I'm sports coach/tech support dad

Folks, we went to the Oracle of Delphi, a very beautiful woman. And she said, they told me not to say it, should I say it? She said that if we went to Persia a great empire would fall! So we’re feeling pretty good about how it’s going.

Telling her brother to stay down like she's Jack Reacher

Why does this article look like Third Eye Blind's debut self-titled album?

Touche Amore, one of the best bands doing it. Jeremy writes about real shit, goes where people don't want to go, but then questions why he really does it, "to move units, display your weakness" "expose what hurts you the worst, the exchange fuels a handsome return" www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFwI...

Minneapolis is hiring bus drivers, $30/hour and a signing bonus. You might even get to hear me singing Summer Breeze, switching up which part of the harmony I do and then even singing that little guitar lick Aunties pay good money for that and you could get it for free

(When I'm running and someone pulls up old posts) Them: This y..(empty can of La Croix hits them square in the forehead) Me: Hell yeah that was a banger, thanks for reminding me, I was cooking

Found my next career change

I tried to use Claude to fix a bug recently C: I found the error, you are passing your query params in a tuple, psycopg wants the tuple inside a list (I change it, same error) C: I found the error, you are putting the tuple in a list, psycopg wants just a tuple Me: You just said the opposite!

I’m going to run against this guy one day, as the first step to being mayor We’re gonna have traffic calming folks. Calmer than Walter Sobchek

Tomorrow is the last day of the yogurt sale so now my fridge looks like Punch Drunk Love

And an extra fck you, if your Black ass became an ICE Agent during this administration.

These people will kill us all

Somebody said they found the throwback uniforms in the locker room.