Soccer fans make me think the world is ending because it’ll be 930 in the morning and they’re posting “this is sickening, tear everything down, my life is over”

Some rando jumping in my mentions to call me a sexist pig for hating on Toddlers and Tiaras, in addition to people needing to chill out and be normal what an absolutely wild hill to die on

Everyone is saying “please don’t do this” but I’m going to take it a step further and say never ever use chatgpt period

It was mostly having a toddler during Covid, but even without that we might have balked at having another kid because of the price of daycare. It was more than our mortgage

Hey, wanna see some of the worst shit you’ve ever seen in your life, from a website you purposely don’t visit, so that you don’t see things like that?

Your average protein maxxing manly man gym bro would be in tears 20 minutes into a barre class Granted, I would be too

Debbie Does Dallas and Grogu

Randomly put this album on the other day and you will absolutely air drum during the pre chorus. Love me some bootoo bata bootoo bata on the floor tom m.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyX...

I dont know what this is all about but I assume it's racist

Hi if you're looking to move to kingfield neighborhood asap (jun 1) with 2 roommates and only $650 rent (in an actually nice place) please lmk asap. My third fell through and I'm desperate Minneapolis ppl please share

This is legitimately one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen in all of the LLM bullshit that's out there. (That "joyful" is misspelled seems especially meaningful.)

I can't sit down anywhere in my own damn house without the cat showing up 3 seconds later like "Oh we're sitting? Cool, let me curl up right here with you. No wait, that's not the spot, let me spin in a circle 3 times. Actually no, I want to headbutt you 2 times first. Now, time to clean my bhole"

The correct response to almost any article saying “people born in this specific period of time are doing this!” is “no they’re not. That’s not a thing. You found 6 people and/or you tortured some data”

Rival Schools Live at Fireside Bowl on 2001-12-11 https://archive.org/details/ajc02524_rivalschools_2001-12-11

L: Ambiguous public restroom sign leads to obvious questions R: Moon Palace Books demonstrates clear wording

Saw a Tesla with a vanity plate that said CLANKER just proudly advertising you’re a dbag

These dudes really wrote a chorus that starts out "There's a carrot top who can barely walk, with a sippy cup of milk There's a blue-eyed blonde with her shoes on wrong cause she likes to dress herself"

Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

Tag yourself I'm beef liver

Broken Social Scene showing up to play Conan with 13 people www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBf...

This rules

This is the kind of quality and appreciation for the craft you can expect from the team that I own

15-17 Maple Place, Nicollet Island, Minneapolis. Built in 1886 as a duplex for large families, now a fourplex. The last time it was repainted (used to be purple) the job went to one guy who did the whole thing himself. Originally address was 13-15 but no one would rent No. 13 so they got it changed.

Found all of your moms

All of you guys asking for this are going to regret it when Jerry makes the worst post in history and you click through the edited button and see it

there's nothing wrong with deleting your post with a typo and reposting it. i do it all the time. stop being a big baby

I believe this was Drake referring to Kendrick.

Web design can be very tedious because you have to be so explicit about so many things, but when it all comes together you're like "oh hell yeah"

Sold some RAM online, and one of the sticks died, but it has a lifetime warranty so dude asked for my receipt so he can RMA. Got it from Microcenter, I paid $79 in 1/2023, the same RAM is still in stock for $259

Absolutely this. If you say “but what about my likes?” Shut up nerd

If you have three $50k cars you owe me some money

It’s just guys being dudes man

this Elon Musk plot to steal your 401(k) money is really going underdiscussed

Let me do this job for one day. I'll make that dude cry

My son was super anxious about switching schools next year so we had him do a shadow day, and a neighbor kid was his buddy for the day He had a lot of fun and said everyone complimented him on his soccer skills at recess and now he’s excited to switch

MF Doom King Geedorah Viktor Vaughn Metal Fingers Doom Metal Face

recently heard that a friend of a friend “doesn’t do anything without typing it into chat gpt first” and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

There was that prompt about little parts of songs a couple weeks ago, the 2nd chorus in this song is one of them

American cities wake up each morning and make a thousand tiny decisions to keep their municipality running and every single one is “cars”

Looking for musicians in Minneapolis to form a chromatic scale doom metal band called something like Mindlock

I get it I'm old too, but you have to get in the pit now and then

My buddy announces high school sports, the whites are at it again

Me hearing about this www.reddit.com/r/AtlantaHaw...

A bunch of people solemnly paying respects and Kash comes running up “Cannonballllll!!!!”

This is the graf where my blood pressure peaked

I know this exact face, you know how many times I fell asleep at church?

Morrissey saying that last line sounding like Veda Sultenfuss "you forgot his glasses!"