Oh sweet it's the kind of hot where I go outside for five minutes and my phone is immediately like "I don't think we should be out here, boss"

Mother-in-law was telling my wife about going to see this with her friends and was surprised we hadn't heard of it. I immediately assumed it had to be some Sound Of Freedom schlock. Sure enough!

Lis Smith and every campaign she has run

barrel mogged these boomers today

A lot of you seem to be ignoring the reality of HAARP for some cheap dunks

They snuck a grimy doom metal riff onto a major label release in 1994. Nothing but respect for my presidents.

Only two letters separate Roy Scheider and Rob Schneider. Really makes you think.

Convenient that my wife plans a dinner for me every year that just happens to land on the day I was born 🤔

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

This is the quality of work I put in at 5pm before a holiday weekend too

I can't relax 'cause I haven't done a thing And I can't do a thing 'cause I can't relax

Feel like this would all be pretty embarrassing if I had spent the last few weeks like "Could Barack Hussein Obama organize a PARTY? I think not!"

If you insist on using a well-known song as a needle drop I think you should edit the scene to fit the song and not the other way around. Sorry if this offends.

where 2 cop

Good news, the smoky haze from the wildfires is making the sun slightly less brutal

There are at least *three* right-wing text-based social media sites, one owned by The Actual President, another by the richest man in history, and all of which openly foster white supremacy. But those are not the ones every op-ed page in the western world is sneering about

Nice chaps. Assless?

kurt ballou appreciation post

My wife acting interested as I point out the parts of Top Gun that were filmed in my hometown for the 10th or 11th time

My concept of patriotism is basically the line from Seven where Somerset says he agrees with the second part of Hemingway's "the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for"

Look at this asshole

Skimming through YouTube while logged out is a great way to simulate having a severe concussion

Just to be clear, the fireworks I am setting off are to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Big Trouble in Little China's theatrical release.

A buddy of mine has a job with a security clearance that means he can't have his phone on him and can only communicate through Instagram messages during the day so I get to break a lot of sports news to him. I'm like Shams for one specific guy.

My favorite product is Zelle, because every time it tells you not to use it and that you'll probably get scammed if you even try

Ok but I am willing to hear him out on calling America a tossed salad

Few things sting of failure more than the knowledge that I didn't write anything in my deeply obnoxious music snob 20s worthy of getting hate mail for two decades later

The most beautiful sentence in the English language

Realized I had my copy of Le Samouraï filed under L instead of S like some uncultured swine

We arrive at The Last Dab and I still haven't complimented Sean Evans' talents as an interviewer or said "wow, you really did your research." The tension is palpable. He is visibly flustered.

Ahhh so they can correct the record when it's a powerless person

Last thing — despite a weak Republican Party, Colorado is struggling to fund its government because Dems haven’t taken on the right wing tax law Rs passed when they were strong. Until we have a Dem party strong enough to fight against TABOR and tax the rich, its too weak a party where it matters

You don't get to laugh at this if you believe in astrology

Current situation at The Ringer HQ

I am ripping all 48 discs of the Deep Space Nine dvd boxset to my Plex server. Wish me luck.

Sony getting the same freakout pushback that Microsoft got when they announced the XBONE for getting a little too cocky about nudging the market down the path it's already on. You love to see it.

We're gonna find out Polis has been running his ideas past Nico Harrison

Trying to manifest something

Realtor friend made a benign Facebook post expressing happiness that Kiros won and got yelled at for being an antisemite and promoting the collapse of the housing market. Everyone is being so normal!

I know and comprehend that it's been around that long but seeing YouTube videos that say like "posted 19 years ago" fucks me up every time

Polly Jean Harvey. RT if you agree.

Bobby Bonilla posting When The Direct Deposit Hits memes

This is as close to an ideological battle for the soul of the party post-Trump as exists anywhere so noteworthy that the most dull, conventional conservative is fending off two raging maniacs