They should really have to put in the headline that his business is retail stores that are all in New York City so everyone can understand that taking this seriously for more than 4 seconds is dumb as hell

It’s really really weird to me that normal people use this thing as if it’s safe for them! Feels a lot like leaving a loaded gun around!

Damn I was in favor of his political murder policies but he didn’t do his community service? Now I gotta think about some things.

Ryan Adams is just sad to hear his cousin Eric lost his job

This guy gets it

It’s as if a pro-LGBT platform that actually advocates for trans people works better than a candidate who sounds like they’re explaining the correct way to use they/them pronouns at gunpoint

Everyone that reads the Atlantic must be fucking baffled right now and I think that’s great

Chuck Schumer resignation watch starts now

Finally I can announce it: in January 2026 I will be launching Mr. Rachel for Bigs

The posts from conservatives blaming infighting for last night’s results are really fun because the infighting was about welcoming open white supremacists into the mainstream of the party and they don’t appear to have considered that this may have impacted how people voted lol

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling

Put it in the Louvre

Don’t mind me just looking up every DSA endorsed candidate I can think of. They all won so far. Probably not a big deal.

Charlotte's transport referendum has won. 1% sales tax increase is expected to generate $19 billion/20 years, funding: —Transit (40%): Red Line commuter rail, Silver Line light rail, Gold Line extension, Blue Line extension —Road projects (40%) —Bus improvements, creating frequent bus network (20%)

Gotta hit 'em with the ol' classic.

I guess really all there is to say is, Mr Trump, keep this shit up dude. It’s going great, people are digging it.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

I can’t believe Dick Cheney dying wasn’t the best thing that happened today. Wow.

If Sliwa comes in third in Staten Island, Andrew Cuomo will need to go into hiding

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

Cuomo is gonna give the same concession speech the sanitation commissioner on the simpsons gave when Homer beat him

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

It’s weird to bet on the party establishment coming to save you when the guy you refused to vote for is proof that it can’t

Been offline all day, he still dead?

Got here as fast as I could

When people start looking this way to me in real life it generally means I’m about to black out

It’s definitely a really good idea for a state where the main business is tourism to become famous for outbreaks of diseases

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

rfk jr writing up an erowid trip report to detail his experience ingesting 500 mg of seed oils

If you weren’t around for the Bush years, everyone kept saying “his base doesn’t care” right up until everyone turned on him and right wing media had to disavow him on his way out

So the current prevailing logic is that Mamdani can’t deliver any of his costly social programs which is why everyone who makes more than $250k has pledged to flee the city?

My buddy told me he didn’t think Mamdani was “qualified” to be mayor, so I asked who the last qualified mayor was and he said Giuliani, which suggests the city can go 20+ years without qualified leadership. Which is great reason to ignore the entire concept really.

This administration seems very confident that people are smart enough to know the president doesn’t have total power, which is a risky move anytime, but particularly now, given the current president’s fondness for telling everyone he has total power.

I know “it’s 2016 forever” is sort of a cliche but you can’t just reuse the Bernie playbook lol

“I just got back from fleeing Comrade Di Blasio, and now this?” said Lying Fakeman, a bricklayer from the upper west side. He plans to move to North Dakota and kill himself.

“This is actually masterful political strategy on trumps part” oh the senile guy who can’t legally run again? Oh sure yeah he’s definitely being strategic.

I think the worst outcome of social media is that pundits are, for some reason, allowed to act like popular left-wing posters online are Democratic Party spokespeople.

If you were trick or treating last night, were the streets filled with SUVs shuttling kids from house to house?

You hate to poor management go unpunished just because of dumb luck

It seemed questionable to let Sasaki go back out

Dramatically more cars on the road for trick or treating this year than years past. A couple roads near me get such big crowds that the roads are effectively shut down but that didn’t stop a bunch of people from being shitty anyway!

Ok but how polished was the marble? It couldn’t have been used for statues could it?

All those “Bluesky is an echo chamber” pieces think that’s a problem because we aren’t exposed to other perspectives. That’s stupid, the actual problem is that everyone gets bored and turns on each other because they can’t find any shitty professional journalists to cyberbully.

It is amazing that the *actual Vice President of the United States* would rather be a far-right podcaster so badly that he records a dead guy's show from the VP's office and is (if not already, about to be) fucking that dude's wife. YOU ARE A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM POTUS, JD! What the hell, lolol

Best possible outcome

JD Vance getting divorced while vice president would be so funny

Starting a rumor that Trump redid the bathroom where Taft had the enormous fat guy bathtub installed but Trump redid it because he needed a bigger one.

The right’s view of the American military is functionally the same as that old “the troops could win an nfl football game” tweet. Sure they can overthrow the Venezuelan government while also being urban riot cops in the US, they are The Troops

Starting to think CBS hired Bari as a fall guy in case becoming the white power news network doesn’t actually pan out