every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

It’s very hard to come up with a good summary of the tech right other than “they don’t think women are people,” like this stuff is beyond not thinking women should have rights, your grandfather didn’t think women should have rights but he also would have objected to AI revenge porn I think!

That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X

When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.

A lot of dumb guys seem concerned that Mayor Mamdani could institute Soviet authoritarianism you know what? They’re correct. We need to remove the armed police force he oversees from existence, it’s too risky.

Everyone is correctly annoyed by “grok apologized” but man every article also says it also diagnosed itself and is going to fix itself, as if that’s a thing it can do.

“This speech might freak out people who are still worried about the Soviet Union” great news my friend, those people are dead or dying! They’re a BILLION years old and vote for inscrutable reasons!

This is his chance to finally do something we all find very funny, which would be to get all of these campaigns completely dependent on his funding and then kill himself

An underrated reason they couldn’t stop Zohran was using up the “socialist maniac” shit on Bill De Blasio lol

Interesting gambit, Mr. Mamdani. Fair play, old sport. But know this: Your decision to use the word "collective" in your first address as mayor, an obvious call to replace the Empire State Building with a statue of Stalin of equivalent height, will come back to haunt you. We are the rebellion.

Buried in this is that Grok also said there is no way to stop this! If a human being said this we’d deny them parole!

These guys are gonna love competing with their own grandma for retail jobs

Fascism was popular so briefly that CBS couldn’t even get the fascist network news up and running before the tide turned

Sure seems like all you can use AI for is crimes!

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

Just gonna assume this proves the Wayfair conspiracy theories were true

Planning on having the best year of my life and I hope you are as well. Wishing you all a 2026 filled with health, wealth, and (if absolutely necessary) stealth.

Addressing the attendees at my party last night:

Didn’t listen to a lot of new music in 2025 but this was my favorite album of last year

This year started off pretty terrible and is ending really really good, and to that I say, hell yeah

Sharks I have a terrible short story idea for you today

Mostly 2025 was the year I bought a kayak and tried to convince everyone I know to go buy a kayak

If I see one more “politics used to be different” I’m gonna go insane! No it didn’t! If you met a young conservative in 2005 or 1985 or 1965, they were going to say something racist.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

This is really bad obviously but I do enjoy these guys just not having any idea how anything works. “How many kids could there possibly be in the greater Boston area, like 12?”

(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.

Thirteen years ago, I figured out how to play Auld Lang Syne with the intention of recording a cover, but it turns out there’s only one verse, so I wrote bunch of others about car repair and an injured gymnast. Happy new year! m.soundcloud.com/stunt_bird/a...

Pharcyde’s Drop video is the ultimate 90s artifact imo

Let’s fucking go

My son just called me into the room and said “dad, you’re old, you’ll know who this is” and that’s how I found out Jules Winnfield is now a playable character in Fortnite.

Everybody talkin about the Switch 2, how about you switch 2 gettin laid for a change!!!

This is my number one album for forgetting the band ever existed and then being like “oh yeah that album is great” whenever I hear it

I don’t think that Rogan quote about measles is real guys, that appears to be a parody account

RIP to Brigitte Bardot, a reminder of when the most exotic type of woman anyone could think of was “French”

Me to my pal Jeffrey about the average age of his friends

“Horse’s ass” is the most underrated old guy insult

If you ride bikes and you wanna really annoy rich bike guys, one of the fastest ways I’ve found is telling them that a Honey Stinger has the same macronutrient profile as a pop-tart. Happy pop-tart day or whatever.

“Avatar didn’t move the needle in pop culture” oh yeah? What about the amazing 30 Rock joke where Julianne Moore says she was rooting for the bad guys because she was drunk?

alright I went hard mode for a bunch of them on mine lol

I hope more people correct my French.

Pomegranate is French for “potato grenade” but the French don’t want you to know this

This analogy works great til you run into “what if a chair mates with hydrogen, what are their offspring?”

Cat blockin the tree but you get the gist

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

This is the first Christmas since Charlie Kirk died and he is now mostly remembered as the inspiration to a really stupid meme song. Beautiful.

he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur the whole house was w/o a stir he hit the snow next thing u know Santa said hohohoho hohohoho

Guys do you think this is the right time to rock the night away?

I genuinely don’t think anyone sees 60 Minutes as politically contentious, maybe I’m wrong? My parents have been deep in the RW cable ecosystem for many years and they still watch it. It’s just the thing that’s on after football.