Times like these really illuminate why we're in the situation we're in

They're not journalists. We need to start pushing back on that shit. Call these people PR professionals. They hate that. Trust me. Nothing cuts a "reporter" deeper than calling them Public Relations because they have such disdain for the people who work in that industry.

If any adversarial combatants out there would like to see the Great Satan fold within a week, you'd target our most elite country clubs.

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

This senile moron has been on a nonstop crime spree since the day he took office and even talking about impeachment is still beyond the pale for this congress. Useless

With democrats like these...

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

10 years ago he was championing a single payer system for the US. Today, he's settling for banning commercials while lending credence to someone who's probably gonna bring back smallpox. The older generations are pathetic

Just take a moment to appreciate how intense the reactionary response to the optimism of the early Obama era has been. So much could've been possible by now, but the ruling class really came down on us huh? Power concedes nothing

Been seeing the writing on the wall for a couple years now, but the Second Golden Age of Piracy is now imminent

*cough* wiki.servarr.com

Thank you for being a friend

New Orleans movie tonight: Hard Target

The only people who got angry over defund the police were those who were never interested in addressing police brutality to begin with

Another great chance to Make It Happen tonight. Sneak some balloons into the chamber. Confetti cannon. Paper bag...

Oh god Callais comes out today

Skinny Dennis always looked cooler than it actually was though

incidental mention but still... lmao

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

Gonna need Julianne Nicholson and Michelle Williams to fight to the death because I'm never going to be able to differentiate them

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...

NYC isn't even closing 2 days for a fucking blizzard!

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This is great advice but I'm afraid my programming can only muster a baba booey bomb

We should all have our sound bites in case we end up on TV

A chicken in every pot and a pissman on every subway

Bunch of emergency school closures because of this today

We only recognize one tourettes guy in this household

My god Kash is such a loser

It is important to understand this is precisely the set up the Moreno people wanted all along. A mandate from outside to do unpopular austerity cuts. But also the appearance that they have no responsibility or accountability for it. www.nola.com/news/politic...

People are responding to this like asking an adult to leave a room and maybe take a beat to reflect after they scream a slur is eugenics. People with Tourettes can be held accountable and express regret when they do hurtful things. Stop babying adults with the ability to own their actions.

You, an individual, cannot "fix" the whole world. You can act at the scale of your life. You should act at the scale of your life.

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance

If Yang's taking a stance on it, you know the opposite is true

He sounds crazy but he's accurately summarizing the ideology of the Roberts court

If he has a cardiac event at the presser I'm going to Disney World

I'd argue the opposite. I don't think Trump is gonna let this one go. MAGA will follow his lead, and elite Republicans are gonna be at odds with Dear Leader. The upcoming primaries will tear their voter base apart.

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Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged

If this inspires him to attack Marbury I would be sooooo happy.

imagined a lost three six mafia song called "lent got me bent (ashed out)"

Finally something interesting happening at the Winter Olympics

Machine learning and automation are actually very cool technologies, and The Left would be excited about them if not for... ya know... the whole capitalism thing

happy ash wednesday to those who celebrate