perfect one line poem, 10/10 no notes

Not the first time a Nazi went full bunker mode

Paramount plus is the jankiest fuckin app

Kevin McCarthy is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met and even he knows this is bullshit

What the fuck is “smooth groined” supposed to mean

Hopefully this crazy shit with Leila Habib will learn some of y’all in New Orleans the lesson that the loud people on the internet yelling about how they have the answer, gate keep shit and always got drama will end up stealing your car, crashing on the I-10 and shooting people in the face

lol

Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy

Doctor Who

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

I honestly feel bad for tv meteorologists because the unreliability of their forecasts is getting worse and worse by no fault of their own. Trump and Elon Musk really fucked things up with DOGE but meteorologists are gonna feel the brunt of the public’s anger

If anybody could simultaneously expose the corruption of FIFA AND use that corruption to sully a World Cup mid-tournament it’s Donald Trump.

Bruh

Patriot front marching from Union Station right now. White supremacist and neo-fascist organization. Cowards.

Getting back to this was always the goal of Republicans which is why they’ve been the traditional party touting a return to federalism. The Democratic Party turning to the same system in the hopes of “lowering the temperature” is literally the compact northern lawmakers made with southerners.

"The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.

As high court stays Murrill indictment, New Orleans officials brace for retaliation www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

There’s a LOT of rumors & moving parts here in Louisiana tonight after a grand jury indicted Attorney General Liz Murrill for intimidating New Orleans officials, including talk of retaliation by Gov. Landry. We’re working on finding reportable information but suffice it to say this may get real dark

It will be so WILD if LaToya Cantrell walks (which she will) and Liz Murrill gets found guilty

That moment when fuckin around meets findin out

Hearing that an arrest warrant has been issued and she’s facing a $400k bond

In this story, Gov. Jeff Landry says he'll pardon Murrill, but he may want to read the Louisiana Constitution first. There doesn't appear to be any way he can do that. www.legis.la.gov/legis/LawPri...

lol Gov Clownfish already got his pardon pen ready

UPDATED: Louisiana AG Murrill reportedly indicted by New Orleans grand jury in intimidation case www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

Something stinks at the New Orleans Sewerage & Water Board, and it ain't just the sewage www.nola.com/gambit/comme...

it matters to have a pope whose official position is "nope actually your virulent antisemitism is a cancer that must be immediately sliced out to save the rest of the body and I simply don't care who that pisses off" that's not just about these guys. that's a warning to everybody else

There . . . is a baptism pool?

Dear Media. Vatican II wasn’t just about praying or not in Latin. *Vatican II decided to be less antisemitic. By a lot. * And now Pope Leo (like Francis) is reading the Bible HARD, all that “love immigrants” & “care for others” “🖕 Empire” stuff?! This story is not complicated.

Louisiana AG Murrill says she is unaware of New Orleans grand jury inquiry into her actions www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

I thought I was doing a small story on confusion over the sudden disappearance of water fountains on a popular South Mississippi biking and running trail. What I found was a bigger story about homelessness, the meaning people find in the things they love, public infrastructure and civic engagement.

Kinda wild how Americans are way more into the World Cup, a sport they mostly do t give a fuck about, more than the country’s 250th birthday. Can’t imagine what caused that to happen. No clue. None.

Holy shit you guys Alan Keyes is still alive

New black kid stole my spot at harvard just dropped bsky.app/profile/atru...

I keep saying it, but they need to give People Magazine a Pulitzer for their coverage of Trump. Makes goofy ass Peter Baker and Maggie Haberman look like clowns people.com/jd-vance-say...

Chuck Schumer is going to give a response speech from the JP Morgan board room surrounded by James Carville clones

Wait so is Talarico a gay weakling woman who can’t open a jar or a sharia law enforcing Muslim terrorist who will force your white women to wear monochrome burqas? It’s hard to keep up

All is, uh, well with the fundraising arm of the House Freedom Caucus.

Fuckin fuck the fuckin English

fuck i hate seeing the english happy

Hell yeah Congo ya love to see it

This CRS report on members who've served longer than 30 years in Congress is from 2007 but its still relevant I think. Just from a quick scan it seems clear traditionally Ds dominate the list, especially in modern era. Rs have had much more turnover www.everycrsreport.com/reports/RL30...

Avi Loeb is a particularly dangerous sort of crank. by most accounts, at one time he was a good, disciplined scientist and not just some Ivermectin swilling goofus trying to get rich and famous. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

James Carville enthusiastically endorsed Bennet for president in 2020, and I will not let that be forgotten

Good for this company but also WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Hong Kong Phooey and Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

This is terrifying for all of us who live on the Gulf of Mexico at the very beginning of hurricane season

In old England the greatest lords think it great glory to be slapped by a queen

Every time he opens his mouth about religion Protestant evangelical heresy pours forth. Why does he insist on pretending to be Catholic

This is so embarrassing, even for man who dresses like a couch in a tire shop waiting area

Big in Louisiana today: State Supreme Court upheld decision vacating the conviction of Chris Duncan, who spent 26 years on death row claiming innocence. Context: 80% of people on Louisiana death row have been exonerated; this conviction hinged on discredited doctors. We reported on case here: