they should do a weight-class thing in the NBA but for height

lmao

this is what online is all about 🥰

(heb not open when I want it to be) you know this is the kinda shit that put trumpf back in power

so this is what he was up to

(george crooney voice) fly me to the moon, amal

i also figured out how to export and animate the depth map that I use for stacking the 100s of photos that I need to make these. it's not "good" but it is interesting I think! I'll try and do this with something more reasonable soon lol

did some modifications to my macro setup and man I can get a lot closer now. anyway lichen looks extremely alien when you get up in them guts.

yellow pond-lilly aka alligator bonnet

nice of the president to call back mr adam friedland

even with low rise jeans and whale tails coming back I honestly didn't think tramp stamps (non derogatory) would come back and yet

zoom in. enhance. (actually a different anole, and later in the day)

lg stands for larry gavid

found a guy

another nice tree. this one from yesterday at the river (not pictured)

pano of the river we were at. this is spring lake, the head of the san marcos river. one of the oldest known north american civilizations lived here ~13k years ago.

found a guy

elvis is in the flight logs btw

elvis more life smellvis because pedophiles STINK

i can't understand a single word of this gibberish

are they called fuentites now? genuine question lol

pic from my daily constitution earlier. really into the colors and light here

listening to christmas guys and "Santa is a tulpa" is the kind of internet take that keeps me coming back

i guess it's illegal to jack off to fish now??

the resume of everybody running the country rn

kinda wild that this guy hasn't been pardoned lol

mid

this kind of shirt is so funny to me

bauble is a pretty good word

been sasse lol

roommate got a new plant so I had to do it to em

recently ive been taking so many photos that require taking 200+ exposures and stacking them and then editing, that spending 5 minutes on a framing and 20 min on post felt like cheating

doing this after goatse ban is diabolical

didn't wanna break the thread but this one kind of reminds of the pic I took during the first pym rally at the texas capitol (12/1/24)

don’t forget to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnomes on christmas eve, if you do, we eliminate all the evil spirits from your home and bring you good luck all year, if you don’t, tbh you really don’t wanna know what happens to those who don’t give us a nice warm bowl of porridge that night

lol I forgot I did this when I made the new years steve post I swear

also here's a cool tree I found

a few more tiny guys from today

listening to the annual red scare loveline ep so you don't have to. i also don't have to but everybody involved is insane so I partake once per year. it's kind of like springer or maury but worse somehow.

i think matt christmas should take acid and go to the 2028 rnc

guy who is obsessed with long covid but also anti alt text

"Milk Mommy Diaries: My Vegan Theyfriend Has A Breastfeeding Kink"

sometimes when I go look up what quan millz has been up to I think "I shouldn't be allowed to look at this"

Mao

tiny photoshoot time. will post results later after stacking 300+ photos lol