as is tradition 🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎

may the 4th of july be with you

the median american voter

huge fan of full drug decrim and otc everything but this sucks ass

stevie dicks

some times I get the feeling that maybe you guys aren't real

its so crazy that fetterman poops standing up now

the median american voter

salsa verde is goated so I don't see why the cape wouldn't be

who the fuck do I need to do targeted harassment at to get a red panda emoji

ratio+ L + I stole your traffic + get fucked

@tittysommelier.bsky.social you, me, a pontoon boat with free leather couch from fb marketplace. we go fishing while sitting on the couch and drinking 15 beers and not talking at all and we call it "the casting couch"

haven't seen all the f&f movies but if they never did a version of this then I don't want it, family or not

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this is what I've been doing between my two gigs today. feel free to look up my nose

E//E∆7//Cma7//C∆7 is goated in 6/8 bro I promise

dillo tip: usbc cable keep slipping out of the charging port? just pitch it a little with some pliers and it'll hug that little charging pecker real tight for a while 👍

this little thing probably ended more marriages than anything else in the under $50 category

Telegraph deadnaming Twitter out of general principles

gonna play a quick game of the Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War, 1940–43, before I get some lunch

they need to get jeb! down to that great american state fair. pump up the vibes a little bit! c'mon!

idk about them being womens but they're actually not moving. i thought I was being lied to until I tested it lol

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a photo of a friend on her bday

this is pretty good but water is the ideal addition to eggs. sorry!

kinda wild how you can fuck kids and not be excommunicated though imo

pierre coffin 🤔

lol

no thank you 🙅

spent the last few days planning and helping do a shoot in the space I just painted

matt rife is starting to look like ellen

i love my bitch wife (whoever that turns out to be)

I could easily fill the Grand Canyon with my urine

@mattyglesias.bsky.social plz 🙏😭

getting truck nuts for my bussy

hmmm

claremont, cato, aei, hoover, manhattan inst, koch foundation, the entire chicago school of econ, niskanen, TPP, tax foundation, basically every law school, brookings, reason, r street, mises, hudson inst, every chamber of commerce, atlas network, etc

i didn't know till just now that debate dean did a jubilee surrounded vid a few days ago. maybe the internet is getting slightly better in one very specific way

they're going to find a way to end birthright citizenship through budget reconciliation

"i will always fight for your right to exist safely (away from regular people)"

too sick to work but not too sick to make trades 🤑