@nytimes.com follow back plz

i might start a podcast exclusively to get jesse thorn on the show and then close it down. a 1.5 episode podcast where I record a 5 minute pitch and then the only full episode is whatever yall what me to do with jesse. all I need are 100 reviews on the pitch ep and he says he'll do it

my goat 🧎🧎🧎

started a new "people to rob" list. feel free to tag anybody you think I should rob

i grew up with a bunch of mennonites and pentecostal and I gotta say, bass pro shop is correct here

onion tier list (FINAL) S: yellow A: green B: red C: white

wet willy final boss

you know what mia I'm glad you were a beagle. it's actually better for everybody that you were a beagle

it's 2035 and votes are no longer held by yea/nay. instead it's like the pain scale but in emoji form and you check the box for the emoji. also its a ranked choice type system.

another dub for chili's grill and bar feed

If elected President I will make every emoji wear a cowboy hat #🤠

not all of them were so silly! some were more serious but still pretty silly when you think about it lol

we were going for a "girls and corpses" theme lol

here's the vid if you don't have tiktok. ive seen her do this to christian churches for a while now and not a single one (that I've seen) has said yes. one unitarian church tried to put her in touch with other programs and that was as close as she got to help.

listen idk how all this shit works and I'm well aware that jackson is leagues smarter than me but I don't think this is some "let the people feel the pain so the people will hear about the admin taking this to scotus" move by her here. that is distilled cope.

congressional butthole office

somebody is gonna have fun keying this floor out and putting goatse in there or something

listen, we're adults, it's called Roberting for apples now

can any of you nerds explain what's going on here or why?

I'm like if columbo was a actual idiot

timeline joke alert (with some slight editorializing)

imagine the piss you could arc from the moon

what about a frito pie that's actually a pie and the crust is crushed fritos and it's served a la mode and the mode is sour cream

this is an interesting idea out of montana that seeks to curb corporate influence on elections and because it's a state initiative dealing with corporate charter revocation it essentially makes citizens united irrelevant. it's less of a long shot than youd think! transparentelection.org

im a reliable narrator btw

@murderxbryan.bsky.social please find a way to do sniffies guys (or something like that) with anybody from Seeking Derangements. they were the ones who really broke that "app" wide open. also ive always thought of Jacques as kinda like southern chaos bryan

lil preview of a set im gonna drop later today with my friend elyse and her friend mr bones. there's a few easter eggs in there from last year as well lol

"they keep sending me something called goatse and his hole is like.."

mfw they're explaining the rules at lazer tag

i want to tell a little story about how "systemic power dynamics" finally clicked with me, a cishet white guy who was raised as a conservative in small town texas. the year was 2007 (🧓)

lmao

pov german guy going to work in the morning

if I were billy shears id constantly ask my buds " you up for some silly beers with billy shears??👀"

wow they blasted him huh? I'm sure that's significant!

buddy you have no IDEA how curious I am about composite warming

#dilloDudes rise up

i bet jesus was autistic

cookies n cream ice cream where the base is mocha

im a bowlshevik

nw

between two first ladies huh 🧐

fave this if you think women deserve equal rights or if you hate the ai sentiment filter that you can't opt out of

another all-timer? @dillo.media saying "Yeah? Well, y'all did the holocaust so...."

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what a lonely post

ok I finally found one of them and now you've gotta go through each name and check their political affiliation to see which dems voted yea, which were present and didn't vote, and which ones weren't there at all (talarico 👀)

i tried finding out which 12 voted to allow these amendments (especially with how they were worded) and it's basically impossible if you're not already familiar with the extremely opaque process of digging though texas government websites lol. i did not succeed!

bay of culpa

this has the making of a week-long discourse if we play our cards right and get some sort of -ism involved. maybe it's something like "it's ableist to object to bikes on sidewalks"

Show me one society that has allowed @bdherzinger.bsky.social and is better for it. Or where incarceration helps solve the issue.