when I log on

(after shitting my pants on a podcast) if we could go light with the pants shitting part, I wouldn't complain. it could overshadow the other stuff

male in voting

ok so I thought the star war book thing was about the reagan strategic defense initiative and not the kids movie lmao

i always love the 5-4 term preview ep where we get to learn about the new ways in which our berobed sadducees will fuck us in the ass

one thing I know about being under threat is that you want to expand and spread yourself really thin

disney+, hulu bundle (with ads) disney+ premium (no ads) disney+ (with ads) hulu+live tv (with ads)

a pre civ person seeing a tornada had to be insane

timeline cleanse

the titans of industry don't owe you SHIT

@radiofreetom.bsky.social follow back please

@whstancil.bsky.social follow back please

misread the first part of this and nearly sent in a The Cell stylr breakdown of an L0 series SCMaglev

i wish i could remember which dipshit was getting all pissy when people were rightfully saying that the military trains you in such a way that you'll follow illegal orders

"I got mine" really is their longest running motto

tippinda crew tadeise haoses

creationists will look at the human and say "it must be intelligent design" and I'll look at the avocado and tomato and say the same

if I was gay and jewish id have "mazel top" in bio

(smashmouth voice) you might as well be sucking on my gunt

gen v really going all in on dong again. nice

if we're going to be 💯 with it, 9/11 was literally an outside job

dinner of champions

junlper really lacking on the courtesy fave front since curtis died smh

i also hate my opponents

"it's true and it works"

pretty good imo. pretty, pretty, good

if you can be prosecuted as an adult I think you should be allowed to vote

you think a cte brain tastes better or worse?

v8 spicy is good

lmao

Thats why I was vocal as a TEENAGER for Hillary Care

gillis, on his dumb podcast, has been about free palestine since well before oct7 and has also explained mosaddegh and his overthrow via ajax and how that destabilized the middle east. also a real thing lol

(pov me reading ur posts)

chunk norris eats charcoal and shits out diamond bc his butthole muscles are so strong he can compress the carbon into a valuable gem stone

So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth. revelation 3:16

chuck norris doesn't wash his hands bc all he has to do is look at the germs and they run away scared 🤣

is it actually possible that the invention of reality tv is going to cause/superheat the collapse of the new roman empire lol

ranch dressing has only been around for like 76yrs so I think maybe this is the cause of all of this or maybe our salvation

i don't trust anybody who never had to put back a grocery or two bc you couldn't afford it

it'll be so funny when The Boys does a "actually homelander has a point" arc

chef dillo tip: sprinkle some msg on your fropi before cooking. it's goated

I've had such a hard time propping hoyas over the years with most of them failing. i think out of 20-30 attempts, maybe 3 were successful. UNTIL NOW BITCH.

the cross tabs on this poll are pretty interesting especially in light of all this "the youts love kirk" etc.

honestly this is less disgusting than rubbing your own pussy juice on your wrists/neck

we may have green bubbles but we won the jack off. android gang rise up 🙌

they're going to start asking for sub $1 donations soon lol

love to get advice about charisma from the king of charisma himself