Not a boomer. Gen X . We’ve been around long enough not to be naive and ignorant like you younger twats

i support the sentiment here but you really gotta stick to the box deals at tacobell or use the app. it's the only way

Belgium? damn near killed em! 🤣

the shitty thing about being a photographer is that when you don't bring it you'll see (and miss) the most amazing shots that would have definitely changed your financial life and if you do bring it nothing will happen and the light will suck ass hole

oofa doofa. this is a wild story and idek who this guy is

can't park there mate

My stomach does NOT enjoy plain water or juice. So ive had to resort to coffee, milk and a weird rice milk concoction to stay hydrated

blasting rails of cortisol

edited a batch of "making a record in the country" pics today. i like these flowers a lot. used a vintage (radioactive!) canon lens for it

canuck sounds like a slur

generational spange

guy who gets into baking just so he can say the r slur

candy is goated

(chuck norris in heaven watching the storm in dc) If I was down there instead of being dead, it wouldn't be going down like that

im not sure it's even possible to have an epistemological crisis anymore

today is the anniversary of the kerr county flood and i went down the conspiracy hole earlier and there are so many people blaming libs for "cloud seeding" it's actually insane

imagine showing this to gutenberg and then making him read it

as is tradition 🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎🇱🇷🧎

may the 4th of july be with you

the median american voter

huge fan of full drug decrim and otc everything but this sucks ass

stevie dicks

some times I get the feeling that maybe you guys aren't real

its so crazy that fetterman poops standing up now

the median american voter

salsa verde is goated so I don't see why the cape wouldn't be

who the fuck do I need to do targeted harassment at to get a red panda emoji

ratio+ L + I stole your traffic + get fucked

@tittysommelier.bsky.social you, me, a pontoon boat with free leather couch from fb marketplace. we go fishing while sitting on the couch and drinking 15 beers and not talking at all and we call it "the casting couch"

haven't seen all the f&f movies but if they never did a version of this then I don't want it, family or not

wet hot american pussy

madison square glutamate

this is what I've been doing between my two gigs today. feel free to look up my nose

E//E∆7//Cma7//C∆7 is goated in 6/8 bro I promise

dillo tip: usbc cable keep slipping out of the charging port? just pitch it a little with some pliers and it'll hug that little charging pecker real tight for a while 👍

this little thing probably ended more marriages than anything else in the under $50 category

Telegraph deadnaming Twitter out of general principles

gonna play a quick game of the Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War, 1940–43, before I get some lunch

they need to get jeb! down to that great american state fair. pump up the vibes a little bit! c'mon!

idk about them being womens but they're actually not moving. i thought I was being lied to until I tested it lol

🕯 🔮 🪦 🕯 🕯 ✨ mitch ✨ 🕯 🕯 💀 ⚰️ 🕯

a photo of a friend on her bday

this is pretty good but water is the ideal addition to eggs. sorry!

kinda wild how you can fuck kids and not be excommunicated though imo

pierre coffin 🤔