damn he got the 2008 epstein-acosta deal. this kind of shit should not be legal

is the elvis pervert still name searching elvis and defending his confirmed pedophilia

it wasn't a small beautiful post but somebody on here summarized the doom bathroom and I'll never forget it lol

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

i won't respect china, or anybody on the world stage, until they can produce american media or sponge bob at minimum

seems like the new(ish) line is "there's nothing that anybody could have done to win that election. so we don't actually have to change anything" which is awesome 🤠👍

a dracula who converts to judaism so catholic water doesn't hurt him anymore

I'm just like a regular guy man! I go to circuit city just like everybody else!

her hips don't lie and neither do her tax fillings 🫵

fastest way to get ai regulations is to make one that navigates the "friction" of applying for entitlement programs for poors

alexa, give me podcast about pussy noises and also phrenology and also rome and block chain

this whole "article" is basically like one of those ads they run in DC where the gen pop isn't the target and instead it's like 1 or 2 guys so now everybody on public transit has to hear about how great Delphtar is or whatever

it actually doesn't matter, here, if massie wins or loses. bc just like we saw in democratic primaries a few months ago, it's all about sending a message

lmao

not understanding boundaries is the sign of a true zionist

pov you're about to read the dumbest shit imaginable

george conway gf kellyanne conway bf

do yourself a favor and listen to this

adult coed tball league where everybody is trans

the dead are dancing with the dead

this is this kind of dipshit yall are arguing with lol

I'm going to listen to the davids (axelrod and pfluff) talk about 2028 hopefuls on the pod jon network. I'm doing this to see what the larger david/jon-sphere are thinking. it's research

starting to see more videos of people getting their houses stolen via eminent domain so somebody can build a data center that nobody actually wants

sleeping in a tent while hanging off the side of a mountain is probably the most insane thing you can do in all of life

if you see posting as essentially a funnel to whatever it is you're selling then you are not going to have a good time posting

the punisher sure is a grumpus. maybe a little putt putt would do him good

200mil ballroom is now a 1 billion dollar ballroom. I guess inflation affects everybody huh

enough of this SHIT

i could distinguish them ez

what the hell are all yall talking about

ipa heads be like "if it don't look like this I won't drink it"

getting sunked off at the jamba juice rn

it's funny watching somebody try to weasel their way into a "left of kamala" but not actually correct position. say what you will about the boy but chapo will didn't hit her this hard and I think that's valuable

i think it's about time to wrap up the whole "male loneliness epidemic" talk. saw a vid of a bike wreck and somebody tried to shoehorn it in there somehow lol. no, it was a regalur wreck and had nothing to do with cobraTate or whatever

they should put a bunch of gay ass butt fucking and pedo stuff in the odyssey movie just like how the greeks would have wanted

just saw this guy throw an entire bag of trash out on the highway

camptown races is a banger though

has the "problem solvers caucus" ever actually solved a problem. like, genuinely

it's awesome that money is speech but only sometimes and for some people

the 3hr long trueanon ep with abdel razzaq takriti (revolution in palestine) is great. his episode on "the dig" is also v good. thank you for your attention to this matter

piss colonic

im kind of like if bob saget was white

i just heard @joshgondelman.bsky.social pooping in a potbellys bathroom

sorry to keep harping this but seriously i did not expect this story to blow up the way it did. whenever you read or share one of my queer news stories it tells my editors that news about lgbt texans matters, so genuinely really thank you.

glucker carlson

the water looks great! i think I'm gonna jump in 😝

i wonder why joe didn't post this over here lol

this mf got a holy hand grenade lol