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can someone who does military history tell me if the side that raises its recruiting age to admit old stoners is usually the side that's winning

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

I'm completely fine with being labeled an "AI Hater", but absolutely fuck alllllll the way of with this, you fucking dork

Glad bigger outlets are writing this kind of thing, but holy hell are the comments a wild ride. Suddenly everyone pretends that boycotting media empires doesn’t achieve anything, when a few months ago people were sure proud of doing it to get Jimmy Kimmel back on TV.

This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...

I know I’m a broken record on this but: A handful of law profs are engaging in an effort to convince the Supreme Court to accept a reactionary administration’s effort to redefine American citizenship and render countless children stateless.

The NYT says today’s #NoKings protests had “no shortage of skeptics,” and then quoted exactly one of those skeptics: The chairman of the Ole Miss College Republicans (as of 2025.) But of course, the Times doesn’t ID him as such. He’s just a Concerned Youth.

This is a nationwide phenomenon. The centrists and normies are more viciously angry than the socialists and anarchists, who gave up long ago on the illusion of a working system. Would encourage leftists of all stripes to take it seriously, welcome them in while they’re receptive.

Could use some work.

At this point I'm honestly wondering if LEO are just looking at the J6 Trump pardon list and checking to see if they have child porn on their computers.

“After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and a pygmy jerboa, I’m pleased to announce that my experimental anticancer elixir is mere weeks away from completion,” said Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

it annoys me how often they think they're funny when they're not but this right here is Second City-worthy improv

going back in time but to make the Wordle guy sell to somebody less harmful, like Exxon

Don’t yell at me. Yell at Freud.

I will say this: what pisses me off about Pete Hegseth is what pisses me off about sexism and racism: you leave talent off the field. The piss-poor civilian planning of this war is an indication of a deep rot in the Trump Administration.

New "Standing Room Only"! In this episode, I look at how JD Vance simpering for Trump on Iran is going to hurt him in 2028. JD pretends to be an alpha male, but it's hard to pull off when you're prostrating for President Neck Rash. youtu.be/0zOP7pzqdo0?...

Raise your hand if you will buy a cake when it happens.

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

I'm calling it now: there's a wretched soul somewhere out there who WILL get DJT's hideous signature tattooed across his forehead (it's going to be a man who does this). Maybe it will be a drunken decision, maybe not. But it will happen, because this is America.

Pete Hegseth removed 4 decorated Army officers—2 Black, 2 women—from a promotion list. The Army Secretary refused, calling their records exemplary. Hegseth overrode it. Possibly illegally. They gave decades to this country. He erased them & called it meritocracy. This is white Christian nationalism.

Oh, so now Portland’s NOT on fire, huh

One person in this photo deserves a 20% WNBA revenue share and it’s not me. Congratulations to the WNBPA on their historic labor agreement.

shouting “ATTENTION POLITICAL LEFT” as i enter any room

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

My man clearly had to fight with Cigna over an MRI

Seven-word death punch

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

I don’t care whether dogs are actually biting ICE agents. It’s enough just to know how many *would* bite ICE agents

Whatever you may say about Lindy's situation, it isn't some end of feminism. (As @andizeisler.bsky.social says.) If anything, it just proves an underlying idea of millennial feminism: that sexism creates psychological damage, not just material pain. www.salon.com/2026/03/25/p...

I really like this post because it implies that Neil Armstrong is a damn coward for leaving the moon instead of staying there

Not enough; I need to see Mark Zuckerberg cry.

🚨BREAKING: In a major upset, Democrat Emily Gregory has flipped a Republican-held Florida state House district that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago.

Raul Rivera yelling outside Mamdani presser. Mamdani: “I want that man to be able to afford to keep living in NYC, because the day that I don't hear him yelling at me, it means he got priced out of this place.” “We need to make this a city where it's affordable enough to yell at your politicians.”

Activist who pushed 2020 election fraud claims convicted of election fraud www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

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🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

My based son Saxon also orders milk at fancy restaurants but you won't catch me posting about it. That's private.

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Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

"The people of the Twin Cities" are the winners of the prestigious 2026 John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Got an email this morning from someone who was like “I’m SURE you have something more important to write about than THIS,” but joke’s on them, writing about dog poop is like treating my brain to a long weekend in the country