But first they must catch you

"The law is imaginary, people are real" keeping that in my back pocket

I wish Democrats were even a quarter as cool as right wingers seem to think they are.

James Carville when he's texting you for money

Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door this morning to hand me a card featuring Bible verses about how wives should respect their husbands. Thank you, I said pointedly, but I love my wife.

it's cute being the short one in a relationship with a tall chick, until you're held at arm's length and you can't do JACK SHIT

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Nobody told me my eight month old would start clearly asking me to read a specific book again

INBOX: All 497 employees at Stone Mountain Park, the birthplace of the second Klan and Georgia's most visited attraction, received notice that they would be laid off because Aramark, a company infamously accused of "modern-day slavery" by using unpaid prison labor, has taken over operations:

Why has no one invented the drive through pizza by the slice restaurant

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

So my house now contains TWO babies. It’s full, and so is my heart

forgot the most important of the genre

It’s April Fool’s Day, my least favorite holiday as a gullible person. If any of you briefly make me think It Happened and it didn’t, I’m going to pee in your yard

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Here's an update: bsky.app/profile/rich...

i can't believe a republican president did what every republican president of the last 50 years has done (exploded the national debt)

Wait, that quote is from a news story?? I assumed it was Always Sunny or something

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Now imagine what being surrounded by sycophantic humans for your entire life does to your brain.

If you replace your entire workforce after each project, you’ll never grow the generational talent your studio could be known for. You’ll never be Disney, or Ghibli, or Nintendo.

And in horrifying news, Idaho's governor has signed the felony bathroom ban, with 5 year penalties for second offense bathroom usage, into law. This is the most significant criminalization of trans people to date. On trans day of visibility no less. It will require a new "Do not travel" warning.

Not to be trivial in a decade like this, but I just wanted to make a recommendation. We use an app called AnyList, with a family account, to share a grocery list and other lists. They’ve always also had a meal plan feature, but it recently leveled up significantly…

Someone years ago explained the plummeting birth rate in Italy to me as follows: “The women became feminists and the men didn’t.”

On this TDOV, please visit this link and tell the Mayor to make good on his fine words, fine Mt. Sinai and Langone for denying trans kids health care, and direct NYC Hospitals + Health to provide those kids care. gregpak.net/2026/03/27/t...

For Trans Day of Visibility I am again going to hope my trans friends and loved ones can get a little less visibility and a lot more peace

Okay yeah this does help

Everything is so unspeakably depressing

Precisely. Like, there is an AI note taking/meeting agenda keeping bot now at my team meetings at work. I don’t hate it. It does a job nobody else really wants to do and does it reasonably well. But the generative, “creative” stuff? Why would you want a machine to do that??

adam says it much more succintly. the american right will happily impoverish the united states and make it an oversized backwater if it means they can dominate women and minorities and play act as a master class

you notice this everywhere when you really start paying attention, and it’s totally infuriating

So I was watching the 1993 Finish Made For TV adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, and thought everyone should see the moment where Gollum falls into Mount Doom.

"The measure will allow courts to impose the death penalty without a request from prosecutors and without requiring unanimity, instead permitting a simple majority decision. Military courts in the occupied West Bank will also be empowered to hand down death sentences"

"The legislation makes the death penalty the default punishment for Palestinians in the Israeli-occupied West Bank found guilty of intentionally carrying out deadly attacks deemed acts of terrorism by a military court."

this sounds less like something bob dylan came up with and more like elder abuse, tbh

Chat is it a good idea strategically to do this while also starting a ground war

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

Washington DC wildlife: Dark-eyed junco eating the buds off a redbud tree this afternoon on Rodman Street. 🪶

Hey if you have a baby who’s bad at napping, I have a tip for you (from Precious Little Sleep.) If your baby, like Margot, can’t seem to nap past 30-40 minutes, go in at 25 minutes and gently jostle them. Just enough to make them stir a little. Then leave and let them get back to sleep

gonna shift into gender third to get up this hill

Gender drive. Gender reverse. Gender low

My membrane is insane due to a music related injury in the 90s

As the sages say “always get involved in a land war in Asia, it’s a classic good idea”

I hate when people join my mass popular movement. I hate when they add to the mass and the popularity. goes against the whole spirit of the thing

Folks on the CTA are going hard today

Yeah. I get that it can be funny/inspiring to see people you think of mostly as ferrying kids to soccer practice and collecting Stanley mugs showing up to protests with kind of bloodthirsty signs. But the surprise bothers me because 75%+ of the time the people leading and volunteering are women

being a parent has only made me more political, not less.

The medical shit on this timeline, at least, is pretty incredible

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying