Margot has discovered the thrill of hitting a metal bowl with a spoon.

My favorite piece of bike infrastructure in my county is the painted-on bike lane on a 6-lane road where people routinely go 50+ MPH. Yeah sure I'll ride my bike there, great idea.

Had the leftovers of my Souper Bowl soup for lunch and I gotta be honest it was a pretty good soup, I think the election was rigged

🎶 I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad I'm pretty good at rhyming But my meter is bad

We just need to consolidate. Will Stancil should make a post on Twitter about which fruit is the worst when cooked in a rice cooker.

Finally! A fellow blueberry hater!

Love this fruit koan

Mine is Lynn, because my parents couldn't decide between "Caitlin" and "Katherine". I've thougth about going by Katelynn since the option is right there but I know too many other Caitlins, can't be jumping on that bandwagon.

Last week I heard a rando at the grocery store tell someone else to get strawberries and I *almost* intervened to tell them to just wait until spring.

nightmare fuel right here

Counter-counter-discourse: BEST fruit? Any circumstances, any parameters.

Huge fan of cherries. And since you can really only get them in season they have that special limited-time appeal.

Bout to stay up too late reading everyone’s fruit takes

It’s a tie between green melon and cantaloupe, to the extent that I believe that Edible Arrangements are a sign of the giver’s hostility towards the recipients.

absolutely blueberries. squishy, awful. little cyst like nodules. disgraceful fruit

Surprising number of you are cherry haters and that’s among the worst fruit opinions out there, congrats

Blueberries are creepy and look like doll eyeballs

The winner of the Souper Bowl was an excellent Scottish smoked haddock soup, made by our friend Rachel. Who got to take home the trophy (a silver spoon engraved with the words “Slut for Soup”)

I feel obliged to update that the voters have spoken and my soup came in dead last. I have brought dishonor on my household and will withdraw for a period of reflection

this is true, dragonfruit is just water with pretensions

Instead of whatever this discourse is I humbly request you tell me which fruit you think is the worst. My vote is for blueberries

Did a little maternity photo shoot and the photographer sent a sneak peek today. Normally you’d put something like this on Instagram but I don’t use that so much these days so you all get to see how round I have become

If this Olympics has any lasting effects, I hope one of them is the expansion of the PWHL

Everyone knows the biggest athletic competition today is not that hockey game, but the Souper Bowl, where my friends get together and compete to see who makes the best soup.

I have loved hearing from her. she is both having fun and working hard, she is choosing to present how she wants and skate how she wants in a sport with a history of brutally policing women’s bodies. and she just wants to “share her art.” she is showing us the way.

Had a very excellent dream last night. I was locked in some kind of academic contest that involved doing religious studies research while going down a very long water slide. And I was winning 😈

This is so often me at the library

How wonderful, the snow has finally melted down enough that I can see parts of the yard! Now to take a nice sip of hot coffee while I read this weekend weather report

The thing about handmade quilts is, you put your whole heart and soul into them for a long time, like, weeks or months, while you put them together

still unclear to me how the species made it this far

Here is what I think. TPS status revoked? cool, you should get US citizenship Spent any time in Dilley or Whipple? cool, you should get US citizenship Someone took your bunny hat? cool, you should get US citizenship

I've been really reasonably productive today but it's because there's a big hairy task I don't want to do on my to-do list and I'm going through literally every other productive thing I could possibly get done before resigning myself to facing it.

quitting my job and abandoning my family to devote myself full time to my passion: unsubscribing from political texts and emails

My Engineer Daughter is also creative. She made this quilt. I am very proud in many ways.

This is the Alysa Liu performance everyone is talking about, and yes, you should watch it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCrF...

some people are going to say sub rosa and i’m here to tell you those people have no idea what they’re talking about and even less taste

put it in the Louvre

Me to @louisathelast.bsky.social just now: "Have you seen the rock with teeth? Open Bluesky, you'll see it. Everyone's talking about the teeth rock."

🌱📖 The Green Witch 📖🌱 Finally sharing this witch so you can enjoy the real colors, they were a little bit faded on the picture with the frame and plants. I really like this palette of green, blue and purple 💜

My favorite podcast is @tekla.bsky.social reading highlights from whatever 19th century periodical they're perusing at the dinner table

Which of the five blankets on our couches is "the good blanket"? Opinions differ, but experts agree that my preferred blanket is clearly superior. In this essay I will...

I just finished reading The Group by Mary McCarthy, which was published in 1963. My usual reading is more in the recent sci-fi world, but I'm so glad I ventured outside that for this one - it really painted such a vivid picture of life for women in a very different time.

This ski commentator calmly explaining how hard it is to land on the slope from 50 feet in the air like that's not an insane thing to do, why did we invent this sport

They’re right to do so. It rained today in Virginia and I sure was glad I had snacks. Keep it up, LA.

I’ve done like one church thing and two chores today and it’s left me completely exhausted but I‘m about to go eat some curry ramen and I feel confident that’ll turn things around

Science should also invent manatees that are not endangered and also are safe to hug (safe for both the manatee and me personally).

Pregnant women can do anything. I, for instance, can change my own bedsheets, if I take several breaks to allow my heart rate to return to baseline.

Been darning all my hand knit socks the past few weeks and I’m really embracing the Tao of Mending. I spent dozens of hours making these socks knowing that they would be inevitably destroyed in the using and now I carefully remake them a little at a time.

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

Oh wow I want to wear this to a party