Man I’m glad I watched that game. Some good fucking football I’ll tell you what ⚽️ Let’s take this energy all the way to the playoffs Spirit

A gift from Gift Monday ✨ In the 36th minute, she completed the FASTEST hat trick in NWSL history from start of a match!

The 12th annual Wrigley Field bleachers potluck

FIRST WASHINGTON SPIRIT HAT TRICK SINCE 2015 ‼️ Gift Monday makes it THREE!

I’d like to thank Gift Monday for existing. Two goals in three minutes, a gift indeed

We're all dunking on this post, but we really need to ask ourselves if we would do any better in his position. Would any of us do better? Would we? Yes. Yes, we would. We would *all* do better than this. My GOD

looking to add some new weeknight recipes into the rotation, please drop your best instant pot recipes, thanks

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon The Guardian: 1st paragraph BBC: 4th paragraph AP: 5th paragraph Time: 6th paragraph Politico: 8th paragraph NPR: 9th paragraph CNN: 10th paragraph NBC: 12th paragraph Fox News: never mentions

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

We’re restarting the gilded age from season 1 for emotional reasons. I need to empty the dishwasher but I can’t look away from Mrs Russell’s gowns.

It’s not even just the mere willingness to discard women’s rights and dignity for the sake of expedience. It’s the blithe assumption that throwing women under the bus *must be* expedient—in contradiction to the facts—that reveals who Klein thinks his politics are for.

didnt look at the news all morning and then I did and now my tummy hurts

“Mental health” differences disappear when you ask about “mood” bc conservatives don’t want to use the words “mental health.”

Watching Your Name, which is one of my favorite movies ever, but the real question of the first 20 minutes is why did no one take this child for a CT scan when she appeared to have forgotten everything including her own name

having a wild Friday night (deciding if I’m going to have instant ramen or a lil cheese plate for dinner)

Amelia Earhart disappeared "without notice"? Know what captivating many more millions today? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

Society if Amelia Earhart had joined the Voyager crew in season two, setting up several seasons' worth of will they / won't they sapphic storylines with Captain Janeway.

"pumpkin king" is a title I'd brag about

listen I am NOT a military security expert but I HAVE seen “Star Trek: Into Darkness” fourteen times aren’t there generally, like. pretty good reasons. why you avoid bringing in all your biggest military leaders from all over the world and then announcing exactly what building they’ll be in when

Congress can stop this any time they want

As someone who takes a variety of medications, including to manage my high risk pregnancy - fuk

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

It’s soup season! #art

Nothing I love better than putting on some music and cooking a nice-ish dinner. Today it’s an indie Francophone playlist and shepherd’s pie. Not doing it tonight, but strongly recommend doubling this recipe and sticking one in the freezer for later. www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking...

the end of summer

Oh no people are finding this post, I was gonna let it fly under the radar until I had an ultrasound pic to put on a Real, Heartfelt Announcement™️ Yeah I’m expecting a baby this spring!

We’ve been watching Call the Midwife and man Fred has every job. The man is a handyman, he runs the haberdashery, he‘s a school crossing guard, he sometimes responds to fires???

Like the kind of girl Trump drew on Epstein’s birthday card, or a different kind

Escalators Are Now Battlefields

I just don't feel like the President of the United States should be declaring that he hates his enemies. I don't feel like the VPOTUS should be calling citizens dipshits on social media. I'm old fashioned that way.

I know the conventional wisdom that liberals are terrorists is going to solidify before they even catch the guy and there's nothing I can do about that, whatever, seriously though why would someone who was "Anti-ICE" shoot detainees?

Chotiner interviews Janeway

I’ve decided I’m a total invalid by which I mean I have a mild headache

This raises a question we were discussing about the rapture at lunch, and an important one: Is there juggling in heaven? One person theorized that you could do balance tricks with those long horn things some Angels have and I think a halo might make a decent juggling ring depending on its weight

Terrible news: if you can still read the internet, you're probably in hell.

you guys won't believe this but I actually was raptured. yeah I'm posting from the pearly gates right now. they have wifi

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

I remember it like it was yesterday.

How humiliating this all is. The retching convulsions of a diseased administration, hacking up its bile and blood-streaked phlegm in front of the whole world.

I’ve been watching Call the Midwife and I’ve decided how all the problems in the show could be solved: give Nurse Crane a gun

만날래 🐯

Leading national political reporters vowed that never again would they look the other way when a president was showing every sign of being too debilitated to do the job

“there are no autistic people over 70” you have CLEARLY never met my father-in-law

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

a million and one reasons to be furious about the autism/tylenol press conference but telling pregnant women they should really really "tough it out" rather than get pain relief is the one that's ... wow it makes me mad

Weird time to be pregnant I’ll tell ya what

A discord friend found this in a box somewhere and wanted to get rid of it, so she mailed it to me. 🌙 ✨ 🎀