Been a weird season all around the NFL.

Pushback works

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

It fucking rules that they did all the idiot gloating about this because if they’d had even an ounce of discretion about it it wouldn’t be a public loss of face like this, just behind the scenes pressure that they could deny. But now their options are obvious retaliation or backing down.

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

It cannot be stated enough that this organization does not exist.

Slandering a demonstrably safe and hugely popular over-the-counter painkiller aside, watching Cadet Bone Spurs tell pregnant women in pain to just “tough it out” is just disgusting.

Stephen Miller: 40 Brendan Carr: 46 Alex Jones, with God as my witness: 51 Evil ages you, folks.

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

he tried but just could not pronounce acetaminophen so just went with the brand

We actually knew it would be targeting Tylenol before hand so lots of people could short the market. It’s still market interference and manipulation, of course… but it isn’t necessarily directed from the White House it’s just plainly telegraphed in advance.

So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?

Call me old fashioned, but aren’t both parts of this relationship currently, uh, married to other people?

RFK being more of a lunatic than Trump was a key political advantage to building the MAGA/MAHA coalition.

We are governed by complete lunatic freaks. They're psychotic people who mean you, me, and our loved ones harm. They and anyone who supports them are clear and present dangers to American society. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Not the point, but the unnatural coloring of Trump and RFK Jr remains stunning to this day. When they’re standing side-by-side it’s like something is wrong with the contrast on your screen.

Usually you don’t let the stupidest person in the country dictate health policy… but in this case we actually made that guy president so he could dictate all policy.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump uses platform of presidency to promote unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.

I feel like this should result in a precedent-altering defamation lawsuit.

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

Donald Trump is giving his thoughts on vaccine schedules and they have to report on it because we decided he should run America. Pretty cool if you ask me.

You guys I found the real Death Panel.

The MAGA-controlled Supreme Court’s new precedent is very simple: Republicans have essentially unlimited executive authority and Democrats have severely constrained authority.

Voters love to be lied to. They eat that shit up… but at some point, most of them are going to ask you to deliver. If you lie too often you just can’t ever fulfill the promises you made.

Um ... yikes?

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

Now that’s what I call a pivot

The release of the video showing Tom Homan rejecting the $50k bribe from FBI agents has been scheduled alongside the release of Trump’s health care plan and news of all the successful trade deals, both of which will be released in two weeks.

MSNBC’s report didn’t cite the case by name, but it sure looks like Biden DOJ officials thought SCOTUS’s ruling in McDonnell would prevent them from prosecuting Homen unless he committed an “official act” after taking/related to the alleged bribe.

Of all of the dumb things people spend money on, this actually isn't bad. www.wsj.com/real-estate/...

Jennifer Aniston, Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Robert DeNiro, Olivia Rodrigo headline new ACLU letter with 400+ signers against government threat to free speech, citing Kimmel. Also signed by comedians including Nimesh Patel, Mary Beth Barone, Sam Morril, Gianmarco Soresi, Anthony Jeselnik, Pete Holmes

Just caught a little bit of Stephen A. Smith's political commentary being replayed on Fox Business and yeah this politics trial balloon is not gonna work for him. I can't listen to more than like 12 seconds of that stuff.

Pregnant women in America already face so many hurdles when they're just trying to do what is best for themselves and their unborn children. It appalling to have government clowns adding even more burdens.

speculation but I think if Harris had won they’d have pulled the trigger on conspiracy to commit bribery

the fact that in multiple cases the Supreme Court has worked to legalize bribery in the United States is a major corrosion of our civil order

86%, is that a lot

I noticed this too. Who is going to buy these swaps if not the Fed? Is the Fed on board with this plan to buy crumbling Argentine currency?

It's not just that she's in a cult. She's in a cult where most of the other members despise her specifically and she just keeps putting on the uniform.

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

What about all of the benefits of restricting international student immigration though like making everyone poorer!?!? Don’t overlook how it’ll also raise the cost of undergraduate tuition and decrease funding for student services!

bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr me: this bear's repeating

Is there something in the water that all of these pundits are drinking?

Note: Stealth NYT edit. (Thanks to the eagle-eyed reader who saw that!)

I’m sure someone could provide a worse three paragraphs of “analysis” in this moment, but Peter Baker really sets the bar low here — with what he opined, who he decided to rely on as a source, and why he included those absurd claims without refutation.

A significant proportion of American politics can be explained by people who used to want to fuck M&M’s cartoons and are now mad about it.

i feel like i'm insane when i'm the only one who remembers Tucker's brown M&M monologue

People that talk like this are definitely into being humiliated.

I am far from the first to point it out but, man, Jesus would absolutely *hate* these fuckers.