My god remember human Presidents?

welp

Kill me

A federal judge in Rhode Island ordered the Trump administration to find the money by Friday to fully fund SNAP benefits for November. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...

Eat fresh. Resist fascism.

The magic of American corporate governance

"If it wasn't for Shohei Ohtani, the Dodgers would never win anything."

All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny

BREAKING: A federal judge finds the Trump administration "did not comply" with his order.

Neat!

If Hillary Clinton had won, we’d have a liberal Supreme Court majority right now. Just puttin’ that out there.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Each day I think this Supreme Court can't hit a new low, and each day they manage to surprise me.

they're calling it the world's worst constitutional amendment

'authentically working class' is dumb in all kinds of ways - not least because it means 'white men' most of the time - but about a guy from an upper-middle-class family whose grandad was major American architect and who went to prep school is, well, dumb as shit.

lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.

hall monitor ass behavior. pathetic

Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come

Free hoagies for everybody!!!

Wasn't it a selling points of crypto, especially after 2008, that it was a safer investment since it wasn't tied to the normal markets which could crash? But now though it has become "too big to fail"?

these people are what Dave Gorman refer to as "fun extractors"

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

There. Fixed it.

That after starting the session reciting Carl Sandburg's "Chicago" poem in full. My wife insists law is a lot less dramatic than it seems on TV, but I gather on the rare occasions a judge waxes poetic or cites Thomas Jefferson they are *really* steamed

appears to be pharmaceutical exec Gordon Findlay

This is RFK Jr’s Chappaquiddick.

Like the cybertruck burning in front of a Trump hotel.

why does RFK just zoom off instead of helping the dude

Using a government jet to fly you to a girlfriends country music gig/wrestling match and then covering it up and rage tweeting about it on X is sort of a microcosm of Trumpism. thebulwark.com/p/kash-patel-fbi-director-private-jet-problem-nashville

Things are going well I see.

If you can't afford food, you will lose weight.

2008: an even dumber bit with funnier side bits

This seems like a really *really* good point that needs making

A federal judge in Chicago said she will issue a sweeping injunction that puts more permanent restrictions on the use of force by immigration agents during “Operation Midway Blitz,” saying officials lied in their testimony and that their unlawful behavior on the streets “shows no signs of stopping.”

We will kill the burrito taxi once and for all.

BREAKING: Chicago federal judge to issue sweeping injunction limiting use of force by immigration agents in ‘Operation Midway Blitz’

Within days of landing at the beach, Woke 2 is victorious.

O hey someone should tell Trump about this. He supposedly cares a lot about Christians being persecuted.

Everyone hates welfare until the rich need to be saved from a bad investment.

Why do I know so many people following Blake?

An important read if you're from Chicago, because this is the lens some people in the rest of the country are seeing us through right now

Like I said, I don’t think it’s a coincidence all of these guys are talking like this now. All of a sudden, bailouts, handouts, and direct state intervention is an unalloyed good that shouldn’t be questioned, neither in contingency nor in principle.

This is the teacher federal agents grabbed yesterday at Rayito De Sol daycare in front of children. Attorneys for Diana Santillana have filed a petition in federal court to have her freed from ICE custody.

in fairness if I had to work with JD Vance I would probably long for the Politburo

These people are idiots

And don't forget invade two countries on different continents at the same time.