This is not fake. 😭

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

i think that i am pretty alone in the "have achieved 'AGI' / not particularly impressed by it" quadrant, simply because the average human capability in any arbitrary intellectual task they are not trained in is naively near zero and the average LLM can do better on that task than a person on day one

is this real

Good God. One of the distinct features of the Oval has always been its understatedness. It's this major center of world power that looks like a fairly pleasant living room and study. Caligula would look at Trump's layout and ask him to tone it down.

Look, it's not even in the top thousand offenses of this administration, but I can't get over how fucking tacky and gaudy the Oval Office has become under this clown. I'm surprised he hasn't thrown up some LIVE LAUGH LOVE pictures to complete the look of "strip mall Italian restaurant"

Oh you want people to *read* now? You truly never give up, I salute you

In future psychology text books, this will be used to instruct how a narcissist feels when someone else gets all the attention

tbf this was no more niche or contextless than usual

and the tranche payouts are discretionary! kmn

y'all know the trillion dollar pay package tranches are discretionary right? did you ... read ... the never mind

Any time before the last 5 years it's an impeachable offense, now it's just a Thursday

omg this describes 90% of the men I worked with at law firms

I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️

Me (7) when I caused an accident getting my neighbor friend hurt and I know I’m in trouble and just waiting for the focus to shift my way

They are literally in the actual middle of a bidding war with Pfizer on an acquisition that Novo needs HSR approval on. This is truly insane.

Waking up this morning like

Thank you so much for your internet opinion

imagine folding in the face of joe rogan's relentless journalism

when joe rogan makes you bluescreen

However, he still may be found liable in the civil soup.

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

The corporate governance reality TV show I’ve been wanting in exactly the wrong place: *actual* reality.

I can’t quite explain how shocking this is to me, and it’s like the tenth least interesting thing he did today to gen pop. 🥲

@atrupar.com really burying the chancery-lede here that he literally asked them hot in the oval about "what's up with this little bidding war" omg

Sandwich man leaving court

chotinered by rogan is such a sick burn

Elon's brain must absolutely cooked if he can get Chotinered by Joe fucking Rogan lol

what do I win

nice little bidding war you're trying to win against pfizer, be a shame if you couldn't get HSR approval...

Meet the 37 private donors for Trump’s ballroom—many of whom have ongoing governmental contracts or regulatory cases. It sure looks like their multi-million dollar donations are a way to curry favor.

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Wait, which is it. Million or Billion? Because the former is like .3 lbs and the latter is 355 pounds per American.

Nice opinion. It’d be a real shame if someone decided to… disagree with it.

rogan: nice petard bro, you're not going to hoist yourself on it though, right? elon musk: *seventeen minutes of self-accusatory spluttering*

The claim that Mamdani is anti-Semitic rests entirely on the idea that well, surely he *must* harbor those beliefs secretly because of his religion. That's an approach that has itself fueled a lot of *actual* anti-Semitism and is deeply dangerous to push.

Sandwich thing a wrap.

This is the perfect picture metaphor for America under Trump and MAGA

they could indict a ham sandwich, but they couldn't convict one.

Can he immediately become, like, a Jimmy Johns spokesman or does that violate some kind of Son of Sandwich law?

You either die a gyro Or live long enough to see yourself become the filling

"We find the defendant not guilty of assault with a deli weapon, your honor."

🥪

I keep thinking the stupid has peaked, and then there's more stupid. So. Much. More. Stupid.

Attn: @chancethelawyer.bsky.social 😁😩

You know, I almost posted “fuck Ross Douchehat” the other day, but figured I would be better than that. Perhaps this kind of self-censoring is what has ruined the workplace.