Imagine thinking that all you needed was Tylenol to harness my power.

I know nothing matters and this is hell, but if you’re trying to drive an STD to extinction you specifically want to vaccinate people BEFORE they ever become sexually active. That’s literally the fucking point.

GWAR and jugaloos coming out of the last few years smelling like roses.

LOL

ETEOCLES WAS THE BEST NEPHEW THE ONLY NEPHEW AND POLYNICES WAS A TERRIBLE BOY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY MY NIECE CAN'T BE LIKE HER SISTER ISMENE AND NOT BE SUCH A TERRIBLE EVIL GIRL TRYING TO BURY HER BAD BROTHER WHO I DON'T LIKE NOBODY LIKES SO STOP IT RIGHT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I, personally, do not like that John Roberts treats precedent as meaningless when it comes to whether you have five votes on the shadow docket.

the sycophancy for trump aside, very hard to overstate the arrogance of this majority in dispensing with a precedent that has served this country and both of its political parties well for nearly a century.

one hopes jimmy is gonna mention trump-epstein twice as often now

Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein

I'd say it's clear now that Roberts is the worst CJ in American history. Taney is the only competition but Roberts has done more damage

For our October issue I wrote about the Roberts Court for its 20th anniversary, how it helped lead us to the current crisis, and what should be done about it:

The backlash to ABC/Disney canceling Kimmel has been swift, and severe. The whole episode underscores something I've been blogging about for a while: A lot of powerful people just don’t realize how unpopular Trump is www.gelliottmorris.com/p/a-lot-of-p...

I still can’t believe that iggles game ended with a blocked field goal thicc six.

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

Would you all like some cursed knowledge about something that's about to be Discourse

Technologically advanced a band: Jefferson TARDIS

Because we presume that they were criminals, irrespective of the outcome, their 4th amendment interest to not be thrown off a roof is outweighed by the public interest in hurting brown people.

“They should accept it because they looked a little Mexican. It’s the price of a free society.” Kavanaugh, J., concurring.

im tired of pretending these people are my equals, we tried letting them live their gross, inbred little lives in peace and they keep tryinf to kill us anyway oppress the yokels tbh

Jesus Christ how are people like this semi-functional adults

"Well, well, well, look who's back. Not so easy to find salt of the earth country folk who don't suck shit, is it?"

Our economic freedoms and civil rights are under attack right now. Over the coming months and years, we're all going to need to work even harder to protect the gains we've made. We need to answer the call to leadership like the tradeswomen of NABTU have.

Dude I know idiocracy comparisons are overblown but come on

THICC SIX!

@ all nfl announcers

Def was my experience as a millennial in the Biden Boom years. I entered the pandemic with basically zero net worth and exited Biden's Presidency as a homeowner with several hundred thousand in net worth. 2021 and 2022 were the highest earning years in my career

“Because $50,000 in US paper money was not a ‘thing of value’ at English common law prior to the existence of the US government, we hold . . . .” -SCOTUS, five years from now

John Roberts's "there's no such thing as corruption" and "the president has the right to use the DOJ as his personal law firm" jurisprudence is really working out well for us.

tomorrow is the last day they will pretend to remember him

Someone canceled a ONE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND dollar wedding

Post now deleted, more or less confirming it was a DM. Great opsec!

Wtaf is the IAF doing striking in fuckin Yemen

Fwiw part of a restoration of democracy would involve lots of teams of these units entrapping and building cases against the fedsoc junta that rules the courts

I bought some dress clothes today and it was really stressful because I kept thinking “would @dieworkwear.bsky.social annihilate me for this?”

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione's lawyers have filed a motion to dismiss his case on constitutional grounds. Some arguments are specific to his case, involving AG Bondi's actions, while others are more generally applicable. Law Dork earlier covered the underlying conduct: www.lawdork.com/p/luigi-mang...

democrats must embrace war mindset

My most Gen X themed complaint is there’s too much lead in the air and water

Recent emmy-winning Andor writer Dan Gilroy just penned a column about the current Trumpian assault on free speech: deadline.com/2025/09/ando...

Men will literally pay millions of dollars to try to invent technological alternatives to introspection rather than go to therapy

Good Place screenshot “Michael Eisner figured it out? This is a real low point”

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

Tressie is right, which is why the bright line rule that “intentionally causing the corporation to violate positive law is a per se violation of fiduciary duty” is so important. And why there’s so much pressure on Delaware judges to undermine the doctrine. They shouldn’t.

A+ content from The Onion as usual

Judge:

Olivia Nuzzi back at Vanity Fair is an excellent encapsulation of the current state of the press, complete with the journomerta coverage as if she was out for a speeding ticket or a bad post instead of an incredibly gross undisclosed affair with her subject

fortunately our corporations are rising to the moment

hey ma, look i'm on reddit :\