what exactly is the thought process behind refusing to refer to the airports named for Harry Reid and Daniel Inouye correctly, but keeping JFK?

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

reupping this, no particular reason

the wine moms are trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored

I will do my part by losing [checks math] double my body weight.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Do people think that Bill Gates is personally reviewing every Gates Foundation grant application? . . . no, seriously, do they?

boy, the right's anti-Tylenol crusade has gotten really weird

The one thing we do right with Thanksgiving that the Canadians don't is putting it on a Thursday. We should keep that part.

Zohran Mamdani turned me into a newt.

"New York City's socialist experiment" began in 1934 and it was so successful they named an airport after the guy who did it

"neocons were crypto-Trotskyists even when they were neocons," pt. 21,081,940

Thanksgiving is three weeks from tomorrow.

JARED GOLDEN ISNT SEEKING REELECTION FOR ME-02 COPPERHEADS OUT

Absolutely correct. His campaign made me proud and happy to be a city dweller, even though my city is 2,000 miles away.

[Scan Complete! 1,036,451 Mamdani Votes Found.] Augh! That is not a small number! That is a big number!

Ken Martin endorsed Mamdani 4 months ago??? Like literally the day after the primary be endorsed him. What are you yapping about?

I have Very Complicated Feelings about Parks and Rec, but the leftist tendency to mock the winemoms for liking it is the single best argument that it is good.

bro you lost two statewide elections in *Georgia*

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

she was so close to sticking the landing but I do have to deduct points for a New Yorker using "y'all"

laying my marker down now: CO-05 elects a Democrat next year

I saw Zohran down at the smaller of the two Unitarian churches in town and he had a big chisel and was scratching away at the foundation of the building and when I asked what he was doing he said there was a secret eighth principle and I asked what it was and he said it was loser says what and I sai

lmao get fucked asshole

The same DNC that prominently featured Zohran Mamdani in a GOTV video I saw on this very website like 12 hours ago? That DNC?

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

If I can get a little too sincere: Tonight is the first time where I can believe with my whole heart that I can live in the place I love for the rest of my life, and live in the way I want to, and I am jubilant at the possibility. This is what politics is supposed to feel like.

hahahaha holy shit

really important element of this basically total victory is that it puts the fear of god in republican incumbents and may bring the redistricting push to a total halt

Imagine how the midterms are going to feel.

The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah! Down with the traitors, up with the stars; While we rally round the flag, boys, rally once again, Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

mine eyes? seeing the glory. the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled. the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

you should not fedpost. that’s what your democratic elected officials are here to do

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: Our eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord: He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on.

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: -John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave -John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave - John Brown's body lies a-moulderin in the grave - His soul is marching on

THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON THE CONTRAPTION IN JAY JONES' REC ROOM

The mandate of heaven! It's back!

WE LIBBIN OUT GOOD TONIGHT

virginia democrats are desperate for a politician to [insert of joe pesci in goodfellas aiming a gun directly at the screen]

lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

lmao

Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.

if Jay Jones wins everyone gets one free TOS-breaking post

imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island

Dick Cheney dying on the day Bill Kristol finds himself rooting for a socialist to be elected to run America's largest city is something alright

William Tecumseh Sherman would be a more reliable steward for an Atlanta rebuild.