Quint Kessenich: "You've got one more quarter with Haynes King. What do you hope to see?" Brent Key: "..................................................................... Haynes be Haynes."

For those who’d like to get in the spirit at home, we bring you: beer and Pop-Tarts flavour pairings (thank you to a friend of the show on our discord for the picture)

the Pop-Tarts Bowl is unironically a banger of a football game even before you consider the wacky mascots who yearn for death

AFCON goal cellies >>>>

Did Osimhen just get booked for talkin cash shit for 2 and a half minutes straight?

never seen a more shameful attempt to spin being a moron publicly into a barstool podcast in my life

Definitely played this while we opened gifts this year

Merry Christmas to everyone! If you get a gift you don’t love remember there’s someone receiving a Manchester United shirt

It's not Christmas until you hear this.

Why "High Impact Player" rules undermine players in one page!!

THE HAWAII RAINBOW WARRIORS COME BACK FROM DOWN 21 AND WIN THE HAWAII BOWL WITH A LAST SECOND TOUCHDOWN!!!! BEVEL THOSE BOWS 🌈

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The lack of engagement from this skeet from traditional WoSo media is telling. Not surprising, but telling.

I will always appreciate @southernsylvs.bsky.social for pointing these things out cause I had not deep dove into the voter list and finding this out was, sadly not surprising, but absolutely INSANE.

An expert panel without a single Black voice on it? I knew y'all thought we weren't smart. I didn't think you'd be so blatant. I didn't even see CAF representation despite having CAF players listed. Before you get mad at me for pointing it out, look within.

Y’all remember that time when ol boy had beef with Jozmer in Toronto?

Still simmering on the back burner for 2026: The lawsuit against the NWSL and Wave FC filed by 6 former San Diego Wave employees.

I’ve missed a lot this afternoon/evening, including this. I…have thoughts.

I had literally never heard of SportsPro Media before today and I dunno man, you should have your head beaten with a MacBook if you think Mary Earps and Millie Bright are more marketable than Trinity Rodman It's giving English + White People + Media Fav = "Marketability" bsky.app/profile/horn...

I would argue any non European player with an emphasis on Black and brown players frfr

YUNG THATCH IS 46TH?!?!?!!! Burn all this shit to ground!

It’s almost like the Black players are about to miss out on the money because of this new rubric.

The need for Euro validation will lead to the downfall of American WoSo. In this essay, I will…

Yooooooo, they putting out this 60 Minutes piece like it’s a Clue mixtape

Need the interview from the two ladies in row 2

Whatever his words were, I'm guessing that the two ladies in the second row can repeat them verbatim.

Oh it was the HARDEST of Rs

She looks like she just came in second on American Idol

If I find out that someone said something disgusting or racist to a player then yes, it affects how I *personally* regard a situation. They’ll still get punished.

Okay, now some of y'all ard pissin' me off. You know damn well what word that fan could've said to send him into a rage. Again, not condoning the punch, but some of y'all are showing that you don't think racism is violence.

I watch too much soccer. Not condoning DK's reaction, but no one is defending the fan. They definitely said something outta pocket.

Scott Hanson: Jim Harbaugh as changed the culture in Los Angeles Me, looking at the Michigan culture he left behind: hoo boy

minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here

I'm gonna be real: many many times when I've watched a sexy TV show and gone "oh wow, this is being surprisingly normal and positive about sex!" I later found out it was a Canadian production. I have *never* thought that about HBO. If I'm uncomfortable and sad, I check to see if it's HBO.

Yikes, you a clown, you do it for likes

Happy Winter Solstice! Beer can, pinhole camera photos of the Summer to Winter Solstice (2024) and the Winter to Summer Solstice (2025). You never know quite what you're going to get with these photos, set the beer can pointing towards the sun at hopefully the correct angle and wait 6 months!

Seasonal depression you are on notice! Regular depression start warming up

WE MADE IT Y’ALL!!!

THE SOLSTICE OCCURRED @ 20251221 10:03 AM UR ASTRONOMICAL WINTER HAS JUST BEGUN THO UR METEOROLOGICAL WINTER BEGAN 12/1 BUT UR DAYS WILL NOW BEGIN 2 GET LONGER CONGRATS U MADE IT

If you're looking at a realistic timetable of what Prêcheur can/has done, contextualising the squad, club and league, his firing smacks of impatience

Weak men on their knees.

Kang is WoSo Jerry Jones sometimes

GOT. THAT. SHIT. ON

They love each other’s dirty draws