While many of you are likely yelling "GO ARSENAL" or "GO CHELSEA!" I'm yelling "GO PREMIER LEAGUE JUDICIAL PANEL and the rule of law!"

finally got to start The Veilguard today :)

these Uganda-Nigeria BeIN commentators are killing me man, they're genuinely just having a blast riffing between the analysis

Thinking about this LAN party

Nigeria, you’ve got nothing to lose, be cool & let the Uganda Cranes get a must win alright?

One of the most pure traditions of youth culture in the United States is high school students collectively attempting to be as extra as possible at their schools basketball games, trying to be the most creative or funniest section. They put more effort into that shit than their studies & its awesome

Copa90 did a Saudi sportwashing feature, not them…

What an absolutely perfect advertisement for the concept of a good club culture. This kind of thing, more than anything else, is why the Sounders are always good.

crazy AFCON stuff: today's Group A & B results guaranteed that all 3rd place teams from groups D, E, & F are advancing to the knockouts before they even play the final matchday! It all comes down to either Angola, finished at 2pts/2gf/3ga, or the 3rd place finisher from C tomorrow

my villagers seeing me next month

Just got off a call with Paul Rothrock and I think this quote probably sums it it: “It's fucking cool to be a Sounder.”

Sacking a beloved coach while she was out of the country for a relative's funeral and replacing her with Rebecca Lowe's husband followed by Landon Donovan, and now letting their star GK go after she and her wife had a baby...rancid organization and that doesn't even include the lawsuits.

It’s one thing for a team to decide to part ways with a player, that’s sport, but decorum and respect…

These should not exist. The orange goldfish means something — it means there is CHEESE

I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.

In case anyone's curious what #NWSL commissioner Jessica Berman is up to this week, she's speaking at the World Sports Summit in Dubai, organized and funded by the crown prince of Dubai. www.worldsportssummit.org

achraf hakimi fans be like go accused sex criminal

HORRENDOUS red given to Mali

Zimbabwe equalized! Both chasing one goal now, & a Zimbabwe win puts South Africa in peril (eliminated if Angola win too!)

Zimbabwe need 2 goals to completely flip the result on South Africa & advance, meanwhile Angola are only chasing one winner against rotated Egypt to stay alive. 25-30 left in each!

I don’t have access to their books, so impossible for me to know with any certainty, but Lexington’s patterns in terms of how they spend and their likely revenue look to me like a team that will be folded in approx. 5 years. It’s nonsensical and likely relies on an owner not getting bored.

catching up on how John Herdman's predecessor did

someday maybe we can get a unified new hampshire too 🫶

🚨 BREAKING: Nashville SC are sending winger Jacob Shaffelburg to Los Angeles FC, sources confirm to @sixonefivesoccer.com. Shaffelburg spent four seasons in Nashville and broke into Canadian national team, and now joins one of the best attacks in MLS.

I think about this all the time

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Danny Musovski will apparently play for Macedonia in their World Cup qualifying playoff. Both his parents are Macedonia citizens. macedonianfootball.com/danny-musovs...

Holy hell Lexington

Birmingham could get half of the city to matches if they were just brave enough

neat. got an email this AM from a planner who after reading this treehugger piece i wrote in '22 moved to europe to get their masters with a focus on neighborhood scale climate adaptation - and is now working on a pilot for it www.treehugger.com/buildings-mu...

Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”

Believed in Gabon again

Can commentators get in trouble for alleging shithousing or something because I’m tired of seeing players pretty obviously faking injuries & them unironically going “oh wow they’re down again, they must be real hurt!”

I am so glad that I’m not into this shit lol

GABON 2-3 MOZAMBIQUE 80’ RN

edgy

I’m 4 hours into E33 & I can’t figure out if I’m enjoying myself lol

Lmfao am I having a stroke???

🗣️ “I think #LGBTQ people don't feel represented or comfortable in men's football stadiums. I have a lot of friends I've invited to matches who haven't wanted to come” - Hector Bellerin ✍️ Charo Lagares, El Mundo #LGBTQfootball #FvH2026 @prideinfootball.bsky.social @footballvhomophobia.com

WE ARE JOLLY GOOD WE CARRY THE SLEIGH

TikTok just threw me a creator’s 5-minute rant about Cherundolo from their playoff exit & this LAFC fan account truly did not know that Cherundolo was already confirmed leaving the club all year lol

You’ll catch me dead before you ever catch me referring to any US National Team as “the yanks”

Benin record their first-ever victory at the Africa Cup of Nations... at the 15th attempt. The 2019 quarter-finalists beat Botswana thanks to Yohan Roche’s first-half effort. Botswana are winless at AFCON themselves, with this being the second time they have participated.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

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From an on-paper glance I cannot comprehend that fee. Starter for multiple multi-goal thrashings against Necaxa, didn’t qualify for Liguilla. I’ll trust in Tata, but man

i hope that It Happens on a weekend, I would like to already be on my way to the bars just minutes after finding out

it's very funny how if you commit a foul against an attacker who would be through on goal against a goalkeeper, that's a red, but if the goalkeeper commits a foul against an attacker who would have an open goal to hit, but kind of from an angle, that's not a red

I really liked Chanc, will miss him