Ideal relationship dynamic

if you watch Roku City long enough you can see 9/11 happen in there

Following last night's 3-0 loss at Vancouver, Sporting xGD/game is now -1.92. In @americansocceranalysis.com's database, which goes back to 2013, the worst xGD/game is -0.83 (last year's SKC team), just edging out 2019 FC Cincy's -0.82 and 2013 Chivas USA's -0.80. Worst MLS team I've ever seen.

New Carli Lloyd mail beef just dropped

is it bad that often times when i cross a drink threshold of ~3 i daydream about It Happening

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life, wanna take her home make her my wife, knew she was a freak when she started talkin’. She said

About time the Premier League had a club for people who love soccer, MS Word clip art and confusing Pokemon evolutions

WHAT THE FUCK

"this song is in FIFA" is a great cultural brand of music but only stuff starting around 14 gets recognized as such, erasure of the fact that they've been including bangers for at least a decade earlier too

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i see we're Shep Messing posting today

USMNT photo shoots peaked with Shep Messing

like I wouldn't have known what "looksmaxxing" and "mogging" was in 2025 and you're telling me someone saying "okay" more often than they did 20 years ago is "unrealistic"?! bro

finally watched the tigres sounders highlights & wow ill be rooting for somebody to kick the living shit out of lainez next week lol

Entire tigres team in goalkeeper jerseys I don’t like this

Wtf happened to this being in Spokane

One thing that getting yelled at on Bluesky all day reinforces for me is that anyone throwing up their hands and going back to Twitter because of a similar experience is truly not entering Poster’s Valhalla. Just really soft stuff.

Eyes out for the inevitable Instagram story about this from RM players

God itll be funny if mbappe does the ibrahimovic thing of never winning the champions league

That’s right “galacticos” harass the refs it is all their fault. you fucking morons lol

Real Madrid men eliminated from the Champions League

BREAKING: Vanni Sartini just dropped a drink recipe

Kane is the best English soccer player of my lifetime by a mile.

this game could be even more fun where each goal puts on team advancing while outright eliminating the other. but no, the world outside of concacaf hates the fun of the Away Goals rule to enable this

Bayern-Real Madrid is back, nature is healing

I’ve got a hunch that Crocker is going to bring at least one Very Big Name soccer person from the UK or the US to the Saudi federation

finally pulling the trigger & unfollowing a long time favorite data account on IG because I can’t do this anymore man. Overdue since the acct has been sponsored by Polymarket for a while too

Think I’ve decided to finally press the nuclear “Mark All as Read” button on my email inbox with over 10k unread. Nobody has done this & gone on to regret it right

MLS teams are firing the wrong people. Instead of making a coaching change early in the season, teams should start looking higher up the food chain. Here's why, from @aclausen90.bsky.social ⤵️

Big @mkickaround.bsky.social coming today. Mascherano, Crocker, US Open Cup, MLS in CC, and @willbunch.bsky.social talk about how we're supposed to feel about this country hosting the World Cup. youtube.com/live/rAL6CUX...

Me watching BJ Tha Gawd Callaghan ride a succession of 0-0 home draws towards #CCCFever glory

This was absolutely 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑦 from Andy Nájar

I just want to point out how insane it is that Nashville SC are in the Concacaf Champions Cup semifinals, have knocked out Inter Miami and Club América, and have only conceded one goal in the process. In their four matches against Miami and América, they allowed just 2.34 xG. This defense is elite.

I resent knowing who Clavicular is

The classic progression Step 1 Step 1 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 ….

How do these center officials never have a backbone to move past step 1, man

Woledzi is fun but also has taken a good share of the credit that Palacios also deserves this season

Madrigal brother you have to learn to make effective runs on the counter

You’ll never catch me saying a bad thing about Alex Muyl

The more I watch Ale Zendejas the more it feels like such a missed opportunity to get him in the national team. Mostly in the idea of simply having a quality left-footed winger, something we lack that could just open up the door for a new tactical look or two that we can’t see without that

Anddddd the chant, fuck off

Oh no. I'm watching on a tiny screen and missed what happened but I think Banda was stretchered off the field #ZamWNT

Gary Smith’s NSC is back. It’s fucking beautiful

You deserve this for posting a Final Score graphic of an away game yet listing yourselves on the left

DONOVAN PARISIAN YOU FUCKING KING

🚂 right on cue A train rolls by Keyworth Stadium here in Detroit just as Chicago Fire goes down to 10!

I’m not on this until it gets to another goal closer but what the hell happened here

This Detroit City FC crowd is awesome, that city should get an MLS team!