Huge for Manchester United to finally get back to what they do best next year: getting knocked out of the champions league by a mid table La Liga side

Marinerschester United? Something like that? Just not my week smh

DD: (points at Gecko) This is how we sell insurance. Oh I see because our name sounds like Gecko! Is he likable? DD: No he’s a condescending asshole that’s always in your personal space Oh ok so he’s funny! He does jokes! DD: Not really no. Client: I don’t… DD: …He’s in 10000 ads a year!

Waiting to find out which manager is getting trouser mogged. Hopefully we’ll hear more at halftime

Grapefruit Toothache. Sick.

Americas past time has saddened me this weekend

You’re allowed to ask if Messi is any good at soccer

If I were former Seattle Mariners shortstop Rey Quinones who wore 51 before Ichiro and Randy Johnson I would absolutely go around telling people that the Mariners had retired my number

apparently you have to bet on the horses before they race

Don’t even deserve this

Fire Schmetzer and Waibel. Sell the owners. Trade this team for prospects and draft picks. Not beating this SKC team is the lowest point since the last time we didn't beat SKC.

I AM DISPLEASED WITH THE SOCCER ACTIVITES I AM VIEWING CURRENTLY

The way Warren Barton confidently states things that are demonstrably false to anybody with even a passing interest in the subjects on which he's speaking is the opposite of a superpower but just as remarkable

Jesus Ferreira is a good player and acquiring him was good and smart imho

being level with SKC is one of the lowest points in this club's history

This is unacceptable questions have to be asked of the people in charge

I don’t care how bad SKC is nobody deserves to have to listen to Warren Barton condescendingly explain the way you should be playing soccer

Give me 9 Cole Youngs and I'll give you the world

Must be fun to be a baseball manager because you can just go answer reporters like yeah yeah homeruns are great and they jot it down

Let me spoil this season for you: winning doesn't matter as much as the sense of community and teamwork we get from building each other up. God I hate this twee ass show.

The last time we saved a team they hired Caleb Porter and I’m going to need it in writing that Vancouver isn’t going to do that if I’m going to sign off on this movement

More like Lost WAGES Whitecaps folks

Ok Ferreira, you took the not wanting to celebrate against your former club a little too far there

Nouhou cutting the ball behind his leg and then floating a decent weighted cross to the back post makes me wonder if maybe he's actually been right footed this whole time? Have we tried this?

I wish these commentators would let me know if FC Dallas is missing any key players tonight

commentator just said "the final third" like 6 times in one thought

Captain Nouhou remains deeply unserious shit

Is your MLS expansion team that played way out over its skis in their inaugural season not nearly as good in season 2? You're not alone, and you MAY be eligible for compensatoin

Watching the mariners again I guess

You play all these games and Manchester City wins because they bought all of the best players and have the best manager. I preferred the Premier League when you played all these games and Manchester UNITED won because they bought all the best players and had the best manager

I remember when the premier league had proper stars like John O'Shea

you have to ask yourself if the premier league has ever been any good

Hahahahaha wait

Ok ok ok that’s very good

The only upgrade available folks

Maybe he always does this and I’ve never noticed but watching KKR do a full send ling busting sprint at the box on the penalty cracked me up

Let Roldan take it cowards

I could win Bundesliga 2 with an average MLS team not because of talent but because of tactical schooling players receive like marking dudes on set pieces.

Wild decision to leave the best American soccer player completely unmarked. Not how i'd do tactics but whatever

He's been anonymous tonight

Nouhou come on man

Worried that Raley is going to get screwed out of the MVP by Judge bias smh

We're not still doing the Bruno Fernandes is bad actually takes right?

There was a brief 0.2 seconds after reading this, where I briefly became 12 years old again and just assumed it was true and of course Jr could play up top

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

The sports are flawed this evening

Not that bothered. This lets us focus on competitions that actually matter like Leagues Cup

Paulie owes me two

He’s got a real (Rus)-knack for scoring in big matches. This will be my last social media post

Cool I mean. Cool but like what is this VAR protocol they’re doing here