Mexico just got Aaroned

Whenever Aaron Judge does something cool they should say something like “You just got Aaroned”

I am reasonably confident that the Seattle Sounders are about to lose this soccer match yes

Trying to explain that the time changed over the weekend to a colleague who is based in a different country and I can really see that I sound like a raving lunatic right now.

RBNY VERY committed to the #playyourkids movement

The Dominantican Republic? Is this something?

Do you think he would have more championships if his name was max ver-goin'

Feel like the cars have come out a little flat tonight. Will be interesting to see if the drivers can coax some more passion out of them

Obviously depth makes me anxious, but I'm not too bothered to run Alex at CB and KKR at RB for a bit if the situation calls for it.

well that one isn't going to be moving you up the power rankings or anything, but three points on the road is three points on the road

these commentators lol "To Burki who hasn't had a thing to do this half" well, he had the one shot to save that he did not

Hard to say KKR doesn’t make the most of basically every opportunity he is given

Ok well that was not good as far as as soccer halves go

Ferreira in particular just cannot hit a good pass tonight

Seattle unable to get anything going anywhere near the St Louis box

What is Nathan up to currently

Rusnak frequently forced to choose between playing the ball to an overlapping Nouhou or just doing nothing and he almost always chooses the latter and it’s probably the right choice

I too would like a job where I could show up without knowing even the most basic things I’m being paid to know about

Seattle really struggling to not give the ball away pretty carelessly. St Louis backs are baiting that quick through ball and then cutting it out

Yeimar is a tank. Big, strong, slow, unable to quickly change direction, powerful…

Nouhou just attempted to pass the ball to a player on the touchline and it ended up at the feet of their cdm right in the middle of the pitch. How does he do it

Find you a person who wants you as much as Snyder Brunell wanted the ball on that possession.

Did Brunell get jacked over the offseason

Ok well clearly the next thing for Atlanta to try is to bring back Josef Martinez

RSL is so back?

“Wrexham’s fairytale”

yeah i'mma need these announcers to stop talking about how amazingly durable cal raleigh is

On the other hand maybe America is also washed at baseball in addition to just being washed at like being a good country

This Brazilian pitcher like ok Judge got you no shame that’s going to happen sometimes but that’s over let’s buckle down and focus on Schwarber Bregman Cal and Roman Anthony

The US National Baseball team is the opposite of the US National Soccer team of baseball

This USA lineup is pretty good. I don’t think they will get no hit

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Sucks about the knee injury, but at least he's established himself as a fan least favorite

He bangers and mashed that 'omerun innit

the british world baseball classic team should just be their cricket team giving it their best go

I’m never going to do a post this good

NOW is when you bite

there is no amount of money that you could pay me to attend pl mornings fan fest in Tampa, FL. Can you imagine talking with other american soccer fans

Any serious ball knower will tell you that you cannot trust a bald Dutch manager with a second season

you have to banter international miami when you can because they always do that

god i hate miami

A lot column inches over the years devoted to exploring the unique homefield advantage that MLS teams seem to have, and the vast differences in points they gather home and away. I have completed a multi year study and can now reveal that the main reason for this is simple: Home is where the heart is

International Miami have been playing like a team with the payroll they claim instead of whatever it actually is

Chelsea are going to look back on that one as a loss

Oh hey Arsenal are doing that one thing they can do

When will Football Manager truly give us the reins to develop the content we want to see

Carrick should bring Hojlund back too just to check if he might be good also

People might have to start admitting that this guy may not be a flop

Seems a bit much to send a guy off there really

United need to find out if there is another player with Lisandro Martinez skill set and buy three of him