I mean why can't we get one of those Miami deals where he plays for like 52k a year for some reason

personally i think you should get four points if you can hit the upright

I don't get this branding. Is the idea that firefighters are especially good at making sandwiches?

Ha! A brilliant touching down from Old Mississippi!

A titan has fallen

Really pulling at the very last threads of the "will take less money to play for Messi" credibility

Give Fletcher a 12 year extension

Not sure Darren Fletcher really gets the Manchester United ethos. Letting a wingback like Patrick Dorgu play the historic right wing, the ground on which giants like Bebe strode.

Don't understand why some people are saying we've greatly overestimated the manager's role in a soccer organization.

new celebrity crush just dropped

The YouTube thumbnails are so unhinged now

god my preferred english soccer monstrosity is a mess

these kickers what are they manchester united players?

Prosecutor: It says here that you think Sesko is “an upgrade over Rasmus Hojlund” Me: That’s right Prosecutor: Can you elaborate? Me: (mumbles something about hold up play) Prosecutor: and yet if you look at what Hojlund has done in Nap Defense: objection your honor that’s a farmers league

me, a guy who watches like 4 college football games a year: mmm yes. this is classic old mississippi

This was so absurd. What is he doing? Why is his body able to do that? How does one unconsciously even come up with this body shape when needed? This play should be studied by scientists and doctors and educators.

Teaching my niece to play video games for the first time on her new switch and wow does she suck

I calculated a soccer-specific chess rating for 4,400 online games between ~100 players' accounts Top 10: 1. Marten de Roon 2. Yussuf Poulsen 3. Antonee Robinson 4. Stefan de Vrij 5. Borna Sosa 6. Christian Pulisic 7. Michael Olise 8. Kevin Prince Boateng 9. N'Golo Kante 10. Josip Stanisic

Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.

I don't understand the phrase "Bruno Fernandes goes off injured" what could that even mean

lol lmao actually

Matt Stafford look like Elon Musk sorta sorry if this offends

The Rapids just drafted a guy from their own organization in case you were wondering if this league is confusing

MLS was never better than this era. Remember before all the Messi and his super friends, 6 leg playoffs, or that MLS Moves dipshit guy Back then we wondered if maybe it was unfair to have Michael Bradley and Jozy Altidore on the same team. Back then words like GAM and TAM meant something.

If the mark of a great team is the ability to win even when playing badly the Seahawks have today cemented themselves as the very best team in sports because wooooo boy

Pretty sure Sam Darnold has to give give his life force to Philip Rivers if he loses this. There is a lot on the line here.

The Old Man and the Sea(hawks)

So is letting Wolves score and only beating them 4-1 still a fireable offense or

I mean as far as names for GKs can go this one is pretty sick

Even as a backup I don't really understand. If for whatever reason you aren't convinced that Thomas is clearly your #1 at this point, then you need to be shopping for a new GK entirely.

i was talking to some people the other day and I guess this Star Wars thing is pretty popular these days

Netflix out here acting like they won the transfer window

Can’t wait to watch this not move the needle for MLS, Apple, or Inter Miami whose fans are already on to complaining about how the NCAA has an agenda against Bama

This result annoys me so much that I will be boycotting MLS for several months, and I'm damn sure not going to pay for MLS Season Pass on Apple TV ever again.

Just the least likable team in a league that usually features at least one team managed by Caleb Porter.

Yeah. That really sucks.

Find you someone that will advocate for you the way this entire Apple TV broadcast does for Messi and his super friends.

The commentator audibly disappointed that Inter Miami wasn't allowed to break lmao

god I hate that Miami is going to win this. What a dogshit story haha

two suspicious contracts connecting there to give Miami the lead. This is MLS as hell right now

Brutal goal for Apple, as most of Inter Miami's fanbase just switched over to root for Alabama

The look of utter betrayal on the Barca guys faces when a ref enforces a rule lol

Should have loaned Georgi to Vancouver before this match smh

Trying to think of a way to explain this in a way I think Inter Miami fans might understand.... Rooting for Inter Miami is like rooting for the bad guy owner in Ted Lasso. It's rooting for other parents not to respect your child's gluten intolerance when providing snacks for a field trip.

To all of you haters out there who are saying that Inter Miami "fans" have only existed for two years, you need to remember something important: It's actually two and a HALF years.

Still true

Trump probably regaling people back stage with how Crocodile Dundee came to a party at his penthouse one time in the 80s

I cannot watch this World Cup event. I would die of embarrassment. I would simply cease living.

Pathetic!!! This dog had a chance to test itself at proper European kennels but chose to stay home with Jordan Morris!!!