For all the times I’ve been on the Cville mall I’d be extremely interested to see how it is tonight

My wife checked in from work

The Ravens are the ultimate “game’s not played on paper” team because how on earth do they not win every game they play by 20 or more man

I think the thing I appreciate the most about Harrison Butker is that he's single-handedly made the "wide right" joke not a Bills thing, thanks man

big takeaway from the clemson game is that we need to get lsu and syracuse on a neutral field

Syracuse is straight up beating the shit out of Clemson

(Koln's better than RB)

Please take a minute to read. Thank you.

Meanwhile my little sister is asking the real questions (I object to Angel City being labeled “my people”)

So do they push Mike McDaniel out to see on a Lamborghini-styled boat or how does this work

Tua Time

Khalil Shakir you will always be famous

Joe Brady is going to get a head coaching job next year and it's going to go terribly

The best time to plant a tree etc etc

I’m in a true sicko dynasty league where in addition to the usual offense players and team defense, we also play 1 DB, 1 LB, and 1 DL. Roquan Smith is going to end up out-scoring most QBs this week.

Back for more Borderlands 4, come hang out and ask me my opinions on college football player names twitch.tv/SnavesIsLive

90% of the time the Bake Off contestants’ little backstory scenes are like “in his free time Jerry loves to read nutrition labels and talk to grass” and then this season every time they show more of Jessika it’s like “we found the coolest amateur baker imaginable”

Unironically this makes me dislike this cornball possibly more than all the other stuff

Borderlands 4 time. twitch.tv/SnavesIsLive

Big Tucker Kraft game is a good time to remind people that Tucker Kraft is cool www.keloland.com/news/local-n...

McManus denied, which I hear is something he’s allegedly accustomed to

Big agree with Matt here on one particular aspect: while I thought Zendejas raised his stock with that goal, I don't think he had nearly as good of a game as a lot of others seemed to think last night

HAITI HAVE COME FROM 2-0 DOWN IN COSTA RICA!! WE'RE GETTING CONCACAF'D!

Japan is asking the U.S. a pretty simple question: can you handle pressure? And the answer so far is no, so that’s good

...I dig this

🗣️WHAT'S MY FAVORITE WORD??

“I’m reminded of the film THERE WILL BE BLOOD”

Capping a dagger drive with a nice TD run to seal a win over your divisional rival and the QB they took number one overall for a likely win on the road is probably a pretty decent way to begin your legend, yeah

very happy for bills fans, also happy that that goofus in the stands who shoved lamar presumably got kicked out and missed possibly the greatest fourth quarter in the history of his team

Lm, and I can’t stress this enough, ao

GET EXCITED FOR BILLS FOOTBALL, WATCH THE DEFENSE FUCK UP CONSTANTLY , LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD

Thankfully I only have another 8 years of watching Derrick Henry dribble my favorite football team

GOOD EVENING EDWARD OLIVER

Go Bills

McVay sending Matthew Stafford on a goal line sneak is elder abuse

Professional football should be illegal in the state of Ohio

Daniel of House Dimes, the first of his name

time to slander tua

Go Bills

Justin Herbert runs like he’s pulling away on the home stretch of the Preakness Stakes

Every American citizen should be allowed to attempt to lasso Mr. Beast like they do in the rodeo shows

CeeDee is getting paid the money to make these catches imo

Spotted @kofie.bsky.social at the Cowboys bar where we both happened to be posing as Cowboys fans, the man is excellent at blending into a fandom

American football? I watch it for the respect of fellow competitors above all

Kinda felt like the Eagles were missing defensive presence on the interior that drive, but that might just be me

Brother if I hear one more segment on the tush push

Polygon posting SEO walkthroughs on main, game’s gone

Luis Suarez is getting the most strongly worded reprimand you've ever seen 0.17 seconds after the Eagles score on a tush push

happy football season, quick reminder that sportsbooks win about 3% of your money on straight football bets, but almost 20% on parlays and same-game parlays. which is why they have all the ads for those and not regular bets (info via NJ Dept. of Gaming Enforcement monthly report, July 2025)