We’re one week away from the draft, which means it’s time. The best names in the 2026 NFL Draft are here.

Casuals be sleepin on Squirrel … Real ones know his idol is Penn State legend Hingle McCringleberry.

This list was finalized like a week or two ago and then literally yesterday I became aware of Al'zillion Hamilton. Decisions needed to be made.

I don't think D'Brickashaw Ferguson will ever be beat, it's the perfect football player name imo

Dude... what?

We’re one week away from the draft, which means it’s time. The best names in the 2026 NFL Draft are here.

How can 2 CLTs... wait

Also a little unfair they were told One Knoxville instead of like 11

I think One Knox should be excited but are we really classifying any team beating DC as a Cupset

“did you see what jd vance said about augustine” did you see what mr bean said about dragon ball z

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*We Didn't start the Fire voice* Matt Crocker's Saudi swap Mascherano's Inter hop Strait of Hormuz a full stop Geese are a PSYOP

POPE LEO XIV: I’m telling you guys Hasan is sus, he couldn’t have done med bay

Just watched a DJ setup at a bar have an internal war and then eventually get shut down because no one could agree on the song “Scatman”

Rochester, NY's Rory McIlroy

Almost done completing my annual American humiliation ritual brought to me by TurboTax :)

I don't want to get too excited but there's a non-zero chance I just beat the Pope in chess

SOON

These Portland kits have a legitimate case to be like a top-5 worst look in MLS history

I, too, think it rules that NASA sent people to the moon and then landed them back on earth in a Fyre Festival habitat unit

Unfortunately, not me

Well yeah the general public cares about this

This is the only space commentary I care about

I really do love living in LA but my algorithm sending me this while we’re apartment hunting will be Jokerfying me shortly

The thing that kills me about the Russini-Vrabel thing is they they went to a hotel. They were hanging out at the pool. Mike Vrabel you are 6'4" 200+ pounds and you just coached in the Super Bowl someone is going to recognize you dog

...oh, that's exactly what's going to happen in the sprint season, isn't it

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“Da Boy” snuck that move in so smooth, we barely asked about the Jodeci level beggin he had to do to get back.

This is why players need to play in MLS

Christian Pulisic allegedly tanking his relationship by being on a dating app during it is distracting all of us from how Sebastian Lletget somehow managed to salvage his relationship with Becky G

“Guess not fearing god enough” oh my god she’s frying his ass

As an Orlando fan, I think that’s a reasonable ask.

Not to get too political on here but we can probably just relegate Orlando City, yeah?

The Pharisees:

Almost liked a video on Instagram and then saw the top comment was from Andrew Schulz. Pray for me the algorithms want us in the pipeline so bad

Well shit, go on kid

If it's match-fixing it's the perfect crime because I do earnestly believe Steffen was trying here

I think there's plenty of reason to to criticize NYT but this headline and dek is objectively some of the best work I've seen from their editors in a long time

Sacrificing his checkmark for this joke was an all-timer

On the apartment hunt in LA and going bonkers for this place that wants to make it very clear you're not allowed to own a dingo or a jackal if you live there

There's a certain subset of people that are apoplectic because he said this fact

I know Bluesky posters and expecially repliers can frequently be irritating, confounding and outraging, but I have a little more sympathy for them when I remember most people on here spend all day reading the news in The Country That Makes You Insane

If your team gives up 5 and you start talking about VAR in the presser all the journalists should get one free Michelob Ultra™️

Reaction time on the CBs there could be measured in weeks

It's easy to take for granted as a USMNT fan now, but the relative ease with which this team can move the ball up the field on the ground would feel close to miraculous even 4-5 years ago

That'll work

Same, but in a cool, not old way

I agree with all the old people complaining about how hard it is to tell the kits apart

You're not gonna believe how many journalists Max can kick out of his next press conference after this one