Base 11 personnel: Catholic football Spread offense: Evangelical nondenominational football I Formation: Orthodox football Pistol: Southern Baptist football

Lmaoooooo

Carson Beck is setting new records for being the oldest 23 year old to ever live

Bring me Mike McDaniel, Buffalo Bills OC post-haste

You know, something’s beginning to tell me this billionaire from a rich, white South African family has some wonky views on race!

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

“Here’s what I have to say about Christian Cirque Du Soleil” Dinner conversation is absolutely off the rails in this restaurant

When you hit "devs responding to Steam Charts player count numbers" stage it's almost time to pack it up, generally speaking

Guys. These fucking suck.

Sweepstakes?

I distinctly recall taping a Total Soccer Show guest spot with @joeclowery.bsky.social and that sure was something

xG, xA, xRFSttW

Need someone to fire when they start out 5-5 and realize they traded away two firsts with a QB room of Daniel Jones and Anthony Richardson, I see the vision

Someone tell the Jets they’ve already lost the game and can, you know, try to prove any of them should have jobs next year or something

Gabe Davis is the same age as Tyler Shough

Go Bills, rip The Ralph

Empty middle seat for a 5.5 hour flight back to LA, extremely rare pull after the unmitigated disaster that was the trip to the east coast

Insubordinate and churlish

Ok if they make Georgia do a ritualistic surrender by having them punt away with a second left it will be funny

I love my uncles, one of whom is from Columbus and the other who did some track coaching at Georgia for a while, but I am reminded of their convo two days when they said the real national championship was going to be when Georgia and Ohio State played their semi

Oh they’re rolling out the red carpet like that lol

TRINIDAAAAAD

MOM HAD LEFTOVER FLAN

Flea flicker screen down 35, sure man

Me: *tired, getting over sickness, leaning in to kiss McKenzie in a quiet moment after a great but exhausting holiday trip that ends tomorrow* My dad, from a room away: I’ll tell you, that Chinese is just as good the third time around

I wish for Lee Hunter to be a Buffalo Bill

Atticus Sappington is the best kicker of all time whose name evokes both Harper Lee and maple syrup

excited for the big new year's event: rob gronkowski is going to read the magna carta in full at midnight

When the pure, uncut school spirit hits

Andy Cohen: Mariah is HERE tonight!! When was the first time you heard MARIAH??? Anderson Cooper: *crosses self and hurls a Molotov cocktail at their feet*

The state of Texas is powered by Michael Irvin’s spirit tonight

With Ray Lewis on the sideline no less?

Game’s not played on spreadsheets m8, etc

when benoit blanc is about to unspool the mystery

Should’ve let him score

Paid attention to NYE performances for a split second to see Busta Rhymes bring out Wyclef and *only* Wyclef to perform HIPS DON’T LIE

I wish for Sonny Styles to be a Buffalo Bill

He might crack infinite renewable energy tonight I’m dead serious

Assuming Michael Irvin is currently achieving the type of weapons-grade high that can only be achieved by A Deep Earnest Love of The U

*Gen Z football commentator voice* That’s not very poggers for Biff Poggi, Mike!

Finally watching The Naked Gun reboot and I cannot tell you the last time a movie made me laugh as hard as “as the Black Eyed Peas once said…”

Huh

Except for the Bills, who are just doing their normal Bills thing

The field mics tonight are HOT

Rams running successfully out of small packages, call that a Blake Quorum

[gruden voice] khalil shakir, i like this guy. i call him khalil SHAKEir, with how hard it is for defenders to wrap 'em up.

Khalil Shakir you will always be famous

Yearly tradition of my Mom taking us to a distillery in the middle of nowhere Iris by Goo Goo Dolls just came on

*Morgan Freeman speaking to Brad Pitt voice* Six Se7en

Cause of death: parents force-feeding me cheese every 2 and a half hours