Area man still playing this game

In the '90s, a guy named Frank Perreti made a play at being the Christian Stephen King by writing a novel about a group of townspeople whose sins manifested as oozing rashes as their skin. Eventually, the ooze summoned a big dragon who ate them all. Anyway.

Everything is cool and fine, why wouldn't it be

dog

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

I expect nothing less from Alaska Fairbanks given it's the only state I've been to where quite literally every highway road sign I've seen has bullet holes in it

🥇 Major League Soccer and Seattle Sounders star Paul Rothrock shares his inspiration from Alysa Liu’s gold medal Olympics skate. Rothrock scored and goal and had an assist in the match against the Colorado Rapids leading the team to their first win of the season.

On the one hand it would feel awesome for someone to say "no because he sucks" but on the other hand saying "sorry, we're too busy to go to the White House" is very funny and might actually irk him more

Not having any sort of that red orange in the inaugural kit at all is such an unbelievable miss for me, especially considering I can't think of any other American club currently using that scheme with SD Loyal now gone?

Something important dawned on me today: Is a former Mormon a Formon

Sweet christ

I, for one, applaud MLS for setting the precedent that if you don’t have the Google Maps directions to the ref’s room on you can’t be punished for looking for it

canada really being defeated by a guy named “j’accuse?” get serious

My dog said "check the xG"

Julian Hall stop it man

Still on the table!

1. The attacking talent and vision is so clear and good 2. Bradley has also imparted on all these players that if someone gets by them they better make them pay for it and it also rules, I can’t remember an MLS team this young just pushing another team around like this

Do you think Emil Forsberg pumped up all the teenagers by telling them he left his wife to be doing exactly this: whipping Orlando City SC’s ass with a bunch of teammates that are young enough to be his own children

That Orlando counterattack just put up all-time awful awareness and vision statistics

Lmao holy shit dude

They might lose this game 5-0 but Michael Bradley just chucking all the kids on the field in his first game rules

Pretty easy for a guy like me (fan of teams that lose a lot)

Kahlina new hair same hero cape for 2026

Felt like a “this ain’t MLS Next, kid” moment from McSorley. Great run, immediately felt timid on the ball when it was clear he was 1v1

Predicting xG is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

Does it feel to anyone else with this picture quality and coloring that this game is coming live from the planet of Arrakis

Charlotte kinda getting their lunch money bullied away from them so far

This kit will look much much better on the streets than it will on the pitch. They're showing SUPER QUICKLY khaki not gold (esp. since modern kit techs don't do metallic at all). But black shorts. It'll go massively long way in saving the look. Maybe even red if they wanna be bold. @stlcitysc.com

Somehow these St. Louis kits look even worse than I expected them to in the sunlight

El Tren is still on time imo

Leipzig has spilled the Red 45 food dye

🗣️BURN THESE DORTMUND KITS

ALYSA MF'N LIU GOLD MF'N MEDALIST

BEAT AMERICAN HOCKEY WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: “We’ve got a hockey team? Huh.” (Tougher sell if you are Canadian)

BEAT CANADIAN HOCKEY WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK: “We’ve got a hockey team? Huh.”

Following MLS is harder than it should be, so I made an automated daily newsletter that rounds up high-quality coverage from around the league. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow but you can sign up in advance here: tally.so/r/eq6DQx

are you forgetting that you are dust and to dust you shall return, playboy?

I don't think Gladiator 2 made me mad exactly but I was just very confused

Hank Honda Tommy and Tina Toyota Marcy Matsuda

Harley Davidson

US hockey will be left behind if we do not produce a player named Kyle Kawasaki in the next 5 years

when me and the boys hear about a half-price appetizer special

Guirassy having a worldie today

I am an old woman named after my mother My old man is another child that's grown old If dreams were lightning, and thunder were desire This old house would have burnt down a long time ago

Old God of War: mash circle to bang Aphrodite New God of War: select three correct dialogue options, procure a flower, heal her trauma and back her up in a bunch of arguments to bang Shadowhe— uh, Aphrodite

Chess streamers be like

Oh the new Jill Scott goes, huh

New year, Nouhou