when former players still refer to your favorite team as "us" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

this is an elite scammer. he's putting in the PR work to build his profile for future scams. gotta respect an artist

Roki Sasaki just made the Dodgers playoff roster in 13 pitches

Archie Gray is playing well. I don’t think there’s anything revelatory in it - Doncaster are letting him do all the things we knew he could do and aren’t making him do anything he struggles with - but it’s nice to see him handle his business and establish a floor.

Palhinha better at kicking it over his head than 10 yards in front of him

The Lynx putting their championship trophies on the floor is one of my favorite designs in basketball

Post-game sprints are always miserable, but the Reign made their players run them *while* the Current were getting the Shield. That's diabolical.

WINNING RECORD JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

Someone with an in tell Vlatko I have a salon in the West Bottoms and I will do it for free

The Reign better get it figured out in the winter because it’s criminal to make Fishel and Huitema spend whole games defending

FINALLY

Spurs just have no way of creating chances without set pieces

Austin Barnes talking shit to the Dodgers dugout in the middle of the game is why Barnesy is an absolute king

Dodgers should have pushed back Kershaw’s start to tomorrow so all of LA could watch it with Joe and Orel on the call. Having this on Apple is such a disservice to the city.

This is a bad hire and it will almost certainly go very poorly for DC, but it would be very funny if he's somehow good

It's really impressive how Thomas Frank has managed to make Tottenham reasonably effective with almost nobody who can capably receive and kick a football

I need Xavi Simons in midfield like I need air

pls tottenham don't embarrass me in front of my friends

Victory+ may seem like a FloSports knockoff, but they've handled some NHL and MLB local rights smoothly so I think they should be fine with NWSL, but I do think the league's rights are spread too thin. Six different companies holding rights (and eight different channels/platforms) is way too much.

They did, in fact, look good other than when they were committing stupid penalties, and being scared over the middle, and throwing bad balls, and dropping the ball in the end zone

Gotta give the Jaguars credit. They spent 3 hours trying to lose and they were successful.

The Jaguars are good when they get out of their own damn way

Congrats to UCLA on acknowledging they have a football program. Now we'll find out if they are even mildly interested in having a competitive one.

So the Current are “player-first” unless it gets in the way of their owners’ pursuit of a WNBA team

I really thought Puddles had a modicum of taste

UCLA pretending Northwestern is their chance to avoid a winless season like the Wildcats didn’t play Oregon closer than the Bruins could play New Mexico

The Lucas Bergvall agenda continues apace!

I’m going to lose my mind when Bergvall is subbed for Xavi to move to midfield because Frank refuses to take Palhinha and Sarr off

I think the Premier League has generally implemented and interpreted rules better than most other leagues, but they’ve screwed up set piece fouls to a laughable degree

My primary takeaway from the Tottenham lineup is that Frank is going to aggressively rotate in two-match weeks and that’s music to my ears

I’m still not used to Everton’s new stadium so I turn a match on and am like “hold up, where is this!?!”

they borrowed $1.25 million from cal to get run over in the rose bowl

Listening to the announcer try to make sense of DeShaun Foster’s clock management and not call it horrific is the most entertaining part of the UCLA football season

UCLA may not be able to wait until the buyout goes down on December 2

Cities are often poorly run and the systems are mostly broken and the elected officials are too often harmfully cynical, but so many city workers are wonderful, competent, hard working, well-intentioned people trying to create better places to live and they deserve more love

Dynamic pricing, and the exorbitant cost that was always the defining feature of the 2026 World Cup, is tough because that revenue is what allowed the U.S. to legally bribe FIFA for the right to host. Other countries paid FIFA outright, the U.S. said you can extort our fans.

Japan is playing a fully second choice XI and still has several players the USMNT would kill to have. Another reminder that the U.S. just isn't that talented. Teams who are not considered near the best in the world, and we wouldn't bat an eye at if they went out in the groups, have better players.

Some people may have found Caleb Williams’ dad trying to get his kid away from the Bears distasteful, but nobody thought he was wrong

The one man who can take that stinker of a West Ham team and avoid relegation is now available

If I travel to another American city, I will stop into a Jewish deli and reach my peak form. Thank you, Baltimore.

This is hilarious framing for “we’ve sucked and are cleaning house.” A+ to the PR team for creativity.

Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen might not be the two best QBs in the NFL, but they are the two most fun and this is the most fun matchup in the sport

Your UNDEFEATED Jacksonville Jaguars

See how fucked I am?

The Dodgers and UCLA have put me in a position where I am looking to the Jaguars for hope and happiness. Please send help.

Let Kwazi Gilmer hit the portal midseason, he deserves better

I can’t believe I flew to Baltimore to watch these losers

UCLA will owe Foster $6 million when they fire him on December 2

I only caught the fourth quarter, but KC was getting their ass kicked up front on both sides of the ball. Was it like that all game?