No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet

“Your sexy auntie that is a ho” is an all-time drag race intro

Maybe Lane was right that he couldn't win a national title at Ole Miss. And now that he's gone, they can.

This game is a live disaster movie (complimentary)

We can’t keep giving the SEC spots in the playoff. It’s a joke. This isn’t a charity.

Thomas Frank has done a heinous job at Spurs, but he’s not the problem with the club and a new manager can’t fix what ails it. The squad is terrible, and has been terrible, and Tottenham can’t go anywhere until the me who built it - Paratici and Lange - are no longer in charge.

I’ve supported much worse Spurs teams, but never one so purposeless. They have no merits, and there’s no vision project for what they want to be. There’s no reason for this team to exist at the moment.

Archie Gray is doing a lot of useful 8 stuff again today. The problem is he’s playing as the 10 so it’s not really helpful that far up the pitch, but it’s encouraging for him, if not the team or for this game.

Do you think Thomas Frank is managing scared today because he knows Brentford are better without him?

New year, same me

I know Miami is whooping ass, but we must remain on guard for Mario Cristiballing this game away

Good year at the movies

More proof that the Dodgers are America's team

Presumably in protest of them only providing him Chelsea tracksuits and not tracksuits for his boyhood club, BlueCo

I just reread Wuthering Heights so I can bring informed and wide-ranging hate to the movie in February

The Dodgers have won 8 games since the Raiders last won a game

WHEN YOUR'E ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE DIVISION CROWN

Nobody is doing it like Trevor Lawrence right now and that’s not even a little bit of hyperbole

Tottenham’s first and only non-offside open play shot from inside 20 yards came in the 7th minute of stoppage time and they won lmao

It’s wholly unreasonable for people to to expect Spurs to generate one (1) shot from open play. This team finished 17th last season.

What could Frank possibly be showing Odobert on the iPad? It’s not like this team has a plan, or a vision, or an idea.

Welcoming people to Bluesky

[deep breath] Marty Supreme!!!!!!!!

Al Davis is the most interesting person in NFL history and it’s wild that we haven’t gotten a definitive documentary or book on the man

Tottenham Hotspur

When you’ve got leftover mole from tamale making so you can have mole tacos >>>>>

I am looking respectfully at Savinho

Not beating the "badly, and occasionally destructively, run club from top to bottom that skates by on being willing to spend" allegations!

Do the playoffs dance

“The Dodgers are the hot girl in the room” - @othersuns.bsky.social

Kansas City, Jackson County and the state of Missouri get to keep easy access to their football team without having to give away hundreds of millions of dollars of public money to a family worth $25 billion. Big W.

Wave if you’re the best team in the AFC

We told y’all not to let the Jaguars get good. Now y’all got a PROBLEM.

The way Liam Coen draws em up and the command Trevor Lawrence has at the line of scrimmage brings a tear to my eye

PARKER MFING WASHINGTON

Liam Coen saved my life

Miguel Rojas hit a game-tying homer with 1 out in the ninth inning of game 7 of the World Series and people forget that

My kitchen smells so good right now

Can Spurs hurry up and give up a goal so i won’t feel conflicted about throwing this match on the iPad while i cook

I think it's bad that Tottenham, whose primary goal is to play the sport where you kick the ball, have very few players good at kicking the ball

New England not having a team is a bummer, but getting the Comets back rules

Happy Quesarito Is Back Day to all who celebrate

so the jaguars are going to win the super bowl this year *and* next year now that's wild

The reality is only five or six teams can win the college football title in any given year. The rest aren't good enough to compete so if you only want to see real contenders, you have to shrink the playoff. But people instead make dumb arguments like "we can't let group of 5 teams in."

antisemitism: bad cottage industry of organizations that leap into action every time a public figure does something antisemitic so they can co-opt their apology and parlay that attention into boosting the state of Israel: also pretty bad

At a time when a lot of players' unions are weak or lacking direction, the NWSLPA stands out for being particularly strong and principled. A really great organization at the moment, which is critical for both the players and the league.

You ever notice how slow the McAllisters are running through the airport in Home Alone? Combine testing was clearly not a part of casting.

Nobody was doing it like Morgan Kibby-era M83

I don't think this is the Knicks thinking they're too good for the NBA Cup. I think this is James Dolan giving Adam Silver the middle finger by not publicly respecting the commissioner's baby and I respect a stupid blood feud.