Why do unsalted tortilla chips exist? Who is buying that?!

You know Bodø/Glimt are a powerhouse because they are one of two clubs Spurs own and the other is Manchester City

Jackson Lacombe: set a record for minutes played to gold medal ratio and then skipped the White House 👑

Lots of people reporting about World Cup host security and funding gaps, but almost nobody reporting on what World Cup security actually entails for the people who live in host cities this summer and beyond

Tottenham have been trying to spend their way out of this mess for several years and it clearly hasn't worked. Spending more isn't going to fix anything. They already spend enough to lay the foundation of the rebuild. The solve is being smart, not spending more. Spurs need humility and patience.

The best thing about the Summit's brand is the way the orange and yellow pops on green, so of course there is no orange or yellow on their green kit

I always find executive surveys on stadiums interesting because club officials have different priorities and spend most of their time in parts of venues that fans will never step foot in.

Johan Lange threw that smoke bomb. I saw it with my own eyes. Thats a fireable offense.

If that’s a foul then Arsenal commit a foul on every set piece this season

Not encouraging for Tudor that Spurs seem unprepared for Arsenal’s one open play idea - right wing overload

You know Mike Tirico is so proud to see his adopted country win in his home country

Woooo boy did I cry when they brought the Gaudreau babies out for the medal picture

I wasn’t planning on watching the closing ceremonies but I will now just to see how tanked the USA hockey team is

THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE HOCKEY COUNTRY

Jack Hughes has got to talk so much shit that Tate McRae breaks up with him

AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAAAANGE

TONIGHT WE ARE THE GREATEST HOCKEY TEAM IN THR WORLD

The USA pissed down their leg for 60 minutes, but if they can get lucky one time to win a gold medal then it doesn’t matter PLEASE DO IT

This game is going exactly as Bill Guerin and Mike Sullivan drew it up (derogatory)

USA Hockey spent 25 years and hundreds of millions of dollars to finally develop good hockey players and then decided to build this team and play like the players are still bad

The Ducks have been bad for so long that I forgot how miserable high stakes hockey is. Pure hell.

These losers think it’s still the Miracle On Ice and they’ve got a bunch of college kids who need to gut it out. You have some of the best players in the world now. Skate! Play! You have the talent to go at them and add to the lead.

I need Auston Matthews to be the hero so bad. The Mexican Maple Leafs captain from Arizona beating Canada for the gold medal would heal me.

Low key worried about taking the lead because these neanderthals might try to sit on it instead of continuing to play hockey and that will go very badly

The game hasn’t started and they’re already out of buckets and most bottles. It’s pitchers only.

I’ve slowly become a Miracle On Ice hater because I’m sick of being shown the same highlight for my entire life of the one time USA men’s hockey did something Please win today so I can stop holding that grudge and have a great moment I actually witnessed

I erred in getting to the bar for hockey when doors opened at 6. It was already packed.

This UCLA team is so funny. Happy for the kids.

Taking your dog on a 5 mile walk while listening to college baseball >>>>

The Olympics figure skating gala being Eurovision On Ice is delightful

A compelling environmental case for eating the rich

They bet the entire financial model on this next TV deal and a great way to tank that is missing games and alienating fans in the season you want to start negotiating that TV deal

yeah it rules

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

Be like a gold medalist, take public transit

YOU’RE LOOKING LIVE AT A GOLD MEDALIST

UCLA BRUIN ALYSA LIU

When you account for stakes and quality of goal, that has to be the best goal in Olympic hockey history, right?

CAROLINE HARVEY WINS THE BREAKUP

THAT’S SUCH A SICK WAY TO WIN A GOLD MEDAL. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MILK BELONGS IN CARTONS NOT BAGS

Hockey is for people who like drugs

5 ON 4 IS FOR LOSERS IN AMERICA WE DO 6 ON 5

istg if the U.S. doesn’t give up any goals at even strength or on the PK and loses

They list Caroline Harvey as a defensewoman because “idk wherever she feels like” doesn’t fit on the graphic

These would be so sick as pullovers and it is so annoying that MLB/Nike refuses to make pullovers an option, other than the template with the bizarre collar

QUINN HUGHES TOLD HIS COACH TO SHUT UP, HE WASN'T COMING OFF THE ICE THEN CALLED GAME PUT QUINN HUGHES' FACE ON MONEY

BUILD THE QUINN HUGHES STATUE ON THE NATIONAL MALL

WHAT IF THE USA BROUGHT ALL THEIR BEST GOAL SCORERS??!? WOULD THEY HAVE SCORED MORE THAN ONE GOAL TODAY??!? WOULD IT HAVE HELPED??!? TO HAVE THEIR BEST GOAL SCORERS??!?