i’d listen to those two old farts one million times before i’d want to listen to noted chucklefuck cris collinsworth gleefully yelping as the packers are eliminated

What if you didn’t have to look it up

it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow

And who could forget, of course: "Is Butterbean okay?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITR3...

Really cannot be overstated how incredible Johnny Knoxville's sense of comedic timing is. He gets absolutely destroyed by a bull for a magician bit. Everyone is terrified. And then he comes to and says "that bull didn't like magic" www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Zp...

it’s hard to top “is butterbean okay”

Okay let's share our favorite JACKASS bits. I think number 1 has to be "Giant High Five." It makes me cry laughing every single time I watch it. "HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMS4...

IMO, this is a big reason why so many have gone no-contact with MAGA parents and relatives. It's not just what media MAGA relatives are consuming, but *why* they are consuming it. They fundamentally just don't want to be better people.

People who consume right wing media aren't looking for the truth. They want a permission structure for indulging their worst instincts, attitudes, and prejudices.

rest, my friend. your watch has ended.

[extremely Pulp Man of the Year voice] and that’s why they made me pulp man of the year

imagine saying “laura dern is a revelation” in 2025 or 2026. unless this is your first movie ever, you should not just be learning this

Talking about better training has to be the weakest fucking response to an agent of the state murdering someone and the administration smearing the dead woman as a domestic terrorist

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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS

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i was ready to dunk on the premise of “became a cop despite dyslexia” but now i am simply flabbergasted that the latino lead of this show has chosen to use a voice best described as “benoit blanc doing an especially bad foghorn leghorn impression”

a few small gradunzas

That hospital food has to be fire

okay where’s my money then

DENTIST & WIFE MURDER MANHUNT is the latest onscreen graphic banger from abc news

Got paid AND his job back, lmao. Keep fighting these dweebs

starting smoking when you start doing standup is the most realistic part of IS THIS THING ON

i bet next time, john harbaugh will think twice before injuring lamar jackson

lettuce rap it’s a lettuce rap

describe yourself in six words

incredible golden hour shot i got of monica rambeau passing loki on avengers campus

the wig on the avengers campus dr. strange is ALMOST as bad as the wig in the wedding scene in multiverse of madness

i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust

So @sundownmotel.bsky.social left the room saying the Ravens had it in the bag and then he just hears me screaming “HE MISSED IT! HE MISSED IT!”

lmfao that is absolutely how the steelers lose this lol

now seems as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that Michael Bennett blames Matt Stafford for JFK’s death

lmao bolt down

i know the texans aren’t gonna lose to this 20-year-old beardless catholic dipshit

jay glazer making me aware they make three-piece suits in toddler sizes

Honestly team Quark on this

LOL STEPH

i mean sure the 49ers defense is terrible but at least their o line sucks

jesus these niners unis are atrocious

Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani

You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.

- indoor trampoline park or - fully operational fogo de chao

Today is the perfect time to watch MOUNTAINHEAD, a movie about four tech CEO billionaires who go mad after one of them releases an AI that puts the entire world in danger while they refuse to turn the AI off. Made by the same people behind Succession, and was one of my favorite films last year.

KEVIN NEALON: so cajun man, what was your favorite film of 2025? CAJUN MAN: weapons

Finished the essay. moultano.wordpress.com/2025/12/30/c...

Sorry but I absolutely had to bring this over

Why would you lift that trophy like this 😂

just when i thought wwe couldn’t get any lamer or sadder a bunch of the permanent comp list superfans come to preserve the honor of the lamest of their number