there are matt shaws everywhere the eye can see

Damn, Bill

that kevin hart tux is incredible. wonder if they make it in adult sizes

niners not blowing it? incredible!

you have to marvel at this

any time i listen to lyrics from a ca. 2000-2003 screamo/metalcore/post-hardcore band:

Sam Campbell making fun of Jimmy Carr to his face about being in the Riyadh comedy festival on Big Fat Quiz

next team that beats the dodgers can you just like snap dodger dogs in half in the postgame or something

i think the manure spill in question was that second half

He's obviously fallen off but I 100% think a lot of Al's decline is that he just is not going to treat a Week 12 thursday night game between two bad teams like it fucking matters

Playoffs or not, I can’t sanction this flagrant disrespect for and misuse of dairy products from America’s heartland

i expected the bears to blow us out and boy howdy was this so much worse

crime 101 would be a movie i would be psyched out of my mind for if the only theatrical trailer i’ve seen for it wasn’t the stars of the movie at a junket explaining into camera that the movie is good the white flag of movie marketing

they got more excited for the masters ad read than the wild touchdown with like five broken tackles

i’m not saying bregman isn’t great but personally i would have just focused on bringing back tucker

did the cubs make this deal just because of how the bears game is going

The Packers are gonna win whether they want to or not!

legitimately stunned at the packers looking competent on both sides of the ball so far

packers defense doesn’t have the juice

oh right panthers eat rams

what if there were a second receiver

horseradish is goated as a sauce when the vibe is food

can’t spell puka without PU

Insane missed PI on Davante. But guess what? You're not getting that call after Puka shit talked the refs not once but TWICE. No one to blame but yourself son.

hold up

dying at this

MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution

now how in the fuck is this legal

i've never been less surprised that a movie got a D+ cinemascore, but DIE MY LOVE is fucking incredible

whos your favorite copper merchant and dotn you DARE put that charlatan ea-nasir's name in my mwntions

huge props to lynne ramsay for making the definitive movie about why you should never get a dog

/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump. Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.

Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard

i’d listen to those two old farts one million times before i’d want to listen to noted chucklefuck cris collinsworth gleefully yelping as the packers are eliminated

What if you didn’t have to look it up

it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow

And who could forget, of course: "Is Butterbean okay?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITR3...

Really cannot be overstated how incredible Johnny Knoxville's sense of comedic timing is. He gets absolutely destroyed by a bull for a magician bit. Everyone is terrified. And then he comes to and says "that bull didn't like magic" www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Zp...

it’s hard to top “is butterbean okay”

Okay let's share our favorite JACKASS bits. I think number 1 has to be "Giant High Five." It makes me cry laughing every single time I watch it. "HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMS4...

IMO, this is a big reason why so many have gone no-contact with MAGA parents and relatives. It's not just what media MAGA relatives are consuming, but *why* they are consuming it. They fundamentally just don't want to be better people.

People who consume right wing media aren't looking for the truth. They want a permission structure for indulging their worst instincts, attitudes, and prejudices.

rest, my friend. your watch has ended.

[extremely Pulp Man of the Year voice] and that’s why they made me pulp man of the year

imagine saying “laura dern is a revelation” in 2025 or 2026. unless this is your first movie ever, you should not just be learning this

Talking about better training has to be the weakest fucking response to an agent of the state murdering someone and the administration smearing the dead woman as a domestic terrorist

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If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS