furiously tweeting from a sixth phone that he thought he saw durant go that-a-way

thanks to @actioncookbook.com for inspiring me to write about 20 years of running: sundownmotel.ghost.io/r/5c6290e3?m...

tony head never had any complaints

thanks to @actioncookbook.com for inspiring me to write about 20 years of running: sundownmotel.ghost.io/r/5c6290e3?m...

HOPPERS is on disney+ now, so here’s a PSA that HOPPERS absolutely rules: sundownmotel.ghost.io/hoppers-revi...

My favorite internal game show is trying to guess which person on Antiques Roadshow is the expert and which is the person bringing the object before they say anything. I’m never right.

Spence a real one

an irony of watching Trump freak out about late-arriving votes possibly resulting in Raman overtaking his ally Pratt and Steyer overtaking Hilton is that the state's Democratic Powers That Be would also strongly prefer that Pratt and Hilton advance.

you all really have no idea how hornt the bbwaa awards voters are to vote shohei for cy young AND mvp

bing and furthermore, bong

my decision between a brunson, towns or bridges dhgate jersey has gotten a lot easier tonight

New York Knicks 1-0 since the CYCLE OF HATE headline bsky.app/profile/cafe...

knicks babey

a performance so sweet they should call him brunson honeydew

this shot selection from the knicks

thrilled timothée finally gets to find out what picante sauce should taste like

Me, every time Champagnie drops another three

once again i have written about LOVE ISLAND USA: sundownmotel.ghost.io/love-island-...

the highlight of the giants’ season so far? something a guy from a different sport in a different city did three years ago that’s tangentially related to the sport they play

Love Island implies the existence of a Lonely Isla… wait

once again i have written about LOVE ISLAND USA: sundownmotel.ghost.io/love-island-...

It’s also worth noting that republicans /RWers didn’t have to make a choice this election, and probably submitted their ballots a lot earlier

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=ilp...

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

why jam a chainsaw into your taint 162 days a year when you could just watch the giants instead

It doesn't get more GIANT Genuinely I Am Not Totally sure how a baseball team can be this uniquely and remarkably and unequivocally bad

FULLY HYPE FROM THE LOVE ISLAND USA OPENING MUSICAL NUMBER LET’S FUCKING GO

Friedrich Nietzsche: *weeping, arms around a horse* Gordon Ramsay, in the distance: Fuck me, is he crying on that horse? Nietzsche: *losing consciousness* Gordon Ramsay, still some way off: Perfect. Your horse is fucking soaking and now big boy has passed out. No wonder this place is going under.

what’s manly about drinking all that piss todd

the man from uncle sneakers tinker tailor soldier spy black bag hopscotch

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why spend six days a week driving nails into your pecker when you could just watch the giants instead

You outlived Charlie Kirk. Happy pride!

playing a game of f marry abraham, where you pick which of three choices you would fuck, mary, or sacrifice to appease god

entertainment industry frantically working on a way to create every piece of entertainment using only fred armisen and margaret qualley

oh but i bet you’re okay with *this* DEI

It’s Pride Month, aka Toyotathon for the Gay Community t-shirt. I’ve got 15 left and won’t be doing another run for a while. fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

ten million actors looking for work and i guess the only person who gets jobs is fred armisen for unknown reasons

dodgers game observations: lakers jersey with niners hat is crazy

i have particular thoughts as it pertains to los angeles — randy newman

hang the banner

lame

anyway go Knicks

“rushing ohtani pages” is what happens at the baseball prospectus deadline

arsenal lost and san antonio won there is no god

buying a dodgers hat tomorrow

That run up is an atrocity, Eze got what he deserved

that was so fucking stupid oh my god

is that good

did you see that ludicrous display currently