This is why I can't take any "reform the Dems, push them left" motherfuckers seriously, these assholes are just mad that they didn't get a say in slaughtering children and extrajudicially murdering other heads of state. It never occurs to any of them that we shouldn't fuckin be doing that!

who is

the ARSE of FREE

people taking the neil sedaka news hard

haha he fuckin got our ass

yeah but what’s tauchman’s +/-

me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4 doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

it rules that nate bargatze got so successful as a stand-up comedian that his agents moved into booking him exclusively in high-profile endeavors that he isn’t a good fit for

going from “we need to protect the children from democrats” to “billionaire pedophiles are chads actually” would shame people with souls directly into their graves

i think we should make things this year tbh

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

i found out there’s a weekly podcast about disney merch and it’s every bit as harrowing as it sounds

STOP THE COUNT

it sure is, and by that I mean RYAN GOSLING, project hail mary out march 20th only in theaters

yes, i have too much familiarity with this

after “wrestling isn’t wrestling” i asked max landis to guest on a CSS podcast. he became the only person ever to ask what our listenership numbers were like and after i told him, he never responded again

max landis once yelled at me on twitter for criticizing cards against humanity which is a sentence from a mad libs book forged in one of the major hells

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if danhausen actually goes to wwe i am convinced beyond belief that one thing will definitely happen: he will be added to the stable and the wyatt sicks will become the wyatt SIX SEVENNNN

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

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hell yeah fuck yeah

Media consolidation by rich fascist morons is bad for many reasons—job losses, stifling creativity, risking our artistic legacy, overton window—but recall that "Israel are the good guys" was the position of every major news organization in America, even pre-Trump. Sometimes ppl can't be brainwashed.

jamelle boo this man ie

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

10/10 traitors finale. A++++ would traitors again

i really love maura and her assortment of dumb hats

listening to the orlando citywalk saga on PTR and it is very funny that the five people involved are such normies that they think the *universal orlando tattoo shop* is being unreasonable by invoking *every tattoo shop standard ever*

he’s so fuckin pumped about what ICE has been up to

A new #DoLoThrowDo has entered the chat (cc: @sundownmotel.bsky.social )

“mass firing ICE agents” would instantly be the most desirable job in the company. people will take pay cuts to do that job. people will do it for free. bonus points if you get to march them directly into prison after being fired

they should have this guy play Egg when he grows up

The new Scrubs is better than I anticipated. John C. McGinley, you are a fucking legend

I was a little worried but am happy to report the new Scrubs is Good, Actually.

an injured sixer that doesn’t sound right

If you only read one thing about the Scrubs reboot before watching it, make it this

America 1960: Can we trust a Catholic not to take orders from the Pope? America 2026: Man I hope these Catholics take an order from the Pope

When I was a brand new public defender this show really spoke to me. Watching a comedy where the characters could also feel overwhelmed and broken was really powerful.

i wrote about SCRUBS and that it’s okay there’s at least one show that believes in trying to be a good person: sundownmotel.ghost.io/scrubbing-ba...

What many people don’t know is that the S in SB Nation stands for Socialist.

SCRUBS is back, and it's still doing what it intends to do. The show has always meant a lot to me, so I wrote about it earnestly, as is custom: sundownmotel.ghost.io/scrubbing-ba...

the timeline syncs perfectly @hellocullen.bsky.social

SCRUBS is back, and it's still doing what it intends to do. The show has always meant a lot to me, so I wrote about it earnestly, as is custom: sundownmotel.ghost.io/scrubbing-ba...

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

these beginning reader marvel summaries are great

last night my son was like “why did my coach say he wanted me to be fast like lightning mcqueen when lightning mcqueen is slow?” and it made me realize that lightning mcqueen is almost NEVER seen winning a race in any of the three movies

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lol at this pic choice from the network kissing his ass