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My mom taught DJ Vonhamme and just started crying when she realized it was him who caught that touchdown. Shit rules, man.

The ummm Human Resources meme but for Big Ten vs SEC games that are punt offs

Someone posted this on Reddit and it’s amazing.

Barry Alvarez Guy 👀👀👀

Hlas column: Who finished 6-3 in the Big Ten and has a 7-game winning streak in Nebraska's Memorial Stadium? Hint: It's not the Huskers. ... Friday, Iowa did what it keeps doing. It beat Nebraska and won for the eighth time this year. www.thegazette.com/iowa-footbal...

LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL

6.5 minutes left in the game. This is all that were there.

Me walking into work Monday

Ohio since hiring Frank Solich: 157-105 (60% win) Nebraska since Ohio hired Frank Solich: 145-118 (55% win)

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A full-time Nebraska head coach has not beaten Iowa since Bo Pellini. And they fired Pellini after that win.

Hey @bigtenfootball.bsky.social can we get a competitive opponent for rivalry week? This is getting kinda boring. Thx xoxo go hawks.

Hey Nebraska, great work on that contract extension

Heaven, no beer, etc. We're just so much better at this than them.

ANGERER: The Boneyard is empty. That's what they call the student section. The Boneyard. There's nobody there, but hey, cool name.

SELLOUT STREAK REMAINS INTACT

I'm authorizing them to use my tax dollars to give him another one

HEINRICH COUGHS IT UP IT'S THE HEINRICH MANEUVER

ANGERER: "All three people left in here really liked that run. Good for them. Get excited."

There is no way that was a first down.

Me walking into work Monday

TOUCHDOWN IOWA TOU HDOWN IOWA SMELL YA LATER SMELL YA LATER FOREVER

VANDER BALL ZEE

The Nebraska Football of electric car sales

Me going to work on Monday

GORO-NOWSKI

WELCOME TO THE CASE IH RED ZONE

DOLPH: This freshman quarterback has had two very good weeks, but those games were not... ANGERER: ... Against real men?

LMAO that call

And now they're whining about their punt returner getting lit up

That hit by 43 was “Welcome to fucking Deadwood.”

lol, @andrewfleer.com

KARSON SHARAR MY GOD

SAFETY IOWA SAFETY IOWA LOL YOUR PUNT RETURNER BLOWS

Nebraska apparently gets to pull facemasks, hit quarterbacks late and score touchdowns by scooting on their asses.

Didn't know @adamj.bsky.social got a job at the Onion

TOUCHDOWN IOWA TOUCHDOWN IOWA IT'S AN OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION ON BLACK FRIDAY

Dolph has declared 'tush push' as 'the new buzzy slogan in football'

WELCOME TO THE CASE IH RED ZONE

WHERE ARE YOUR BALLOONS NOW YOU INGRATES

TOUCHDOWN IOWA TOUCHDOWN IOWA Nebraska leaves a guy so open that Mark Gronowski could complete the pass

That was a slick play design to get the TE open

Radio saying Entringer out. Concussion protocol.

Pissing away that field position is a raven flying into your crotch

Hey @cbssports.bsky.social, it's "Ferentz." Rhymes with "he once had a quarterback who hunted and killed a bear-entz"

Dolph is so focused on Lateef running it that he's calling Nebraska's shotgun formation a Wildcat