OLE MISS FINANCE MAJOR WILL FURNISS IV

Yes!

good lord State

everyone on the timeline seems excited that Ole Miss is one win away from Omaha

how far did that Judd Utermark home run go

remember folks, when you see Briony Tallis, it’s on sight

Elon Musk Goes On Extended X Rant About Black Man-at-Arms

did anybody else cringe when they discovered who is playing Evil-Lyn in the new He-Man movie

[at Pride Night at the ballpark] boy, this “tarps off” crowd has been working out

Hawks won the trade

Hey, Dickie-boy. How's tricks?

congratulations to whoever’s prediction market bet just cashed

Jalen Brunson should not be able to score at the rim that easily

it would be less embarrassing if they rented a private boat together

disappointing to discover that the Braves also have a “tarps off” crew

I do not believe that I will be voting for Ha-Seong Kim as an All-Star Game starter

🎵 I don't practice Santeria I don't practice stuff at all I signed up for a 5K and I Had to crawl 🎵

81-game suspension incoming

show me in the rule book

I’m just going to assume that the starting lineup of the 1999 Orlando Magic will go 82-0

“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”

kudos to the FBI agents who will eventually convince the January Sixers to storm the capitol again to get their money

they learned it from watching you!

any time a movie is described as “liminal horror,” you should be aware that at no point will any attempt be made to explain anything that happens

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

investigating rumors that Ludwig Kaiser is currently the most popular wrassler in Mexico

[watching Psycho Clown wrestle] look at this clown

happy to be watching Cardinals-Cubs instead of the Braves for some reason

Game 7 of the Western Conference finals is a terrible time for SGA to watch Hereditary for the first time

three weeks after going bust, I’m back up to 10 chips through freerolls where all you have to do is double up once and you can cash

I also respect the president position (missionary, fall asleep halfway through)

Skyline Chili: not even once

I’m a Jorge Mateo guy

if the pitch was less than 0.1 inch from being a strike, you should get to keep your challenge

take the Pulitzer away

bought some trucker hats this morning

I have decided to withdraw from President Trump’s America 250 karaoke night

Joe Jurevicius

I was very uncomfortable with how much I openly wept during Materialists

Pressure: The Untold True Story of That Time That Mr. Belvedere Sat on His Own Balls and They Had to Stop Filming For a Few Days

WHYHOW does it look so good?!

DUBBLE BUBBLE COWBOY HAT SUMMER

with Pablo Torre winning a Pulitzer and Mina Kimes winning Celebrity Jeopardy, I’m pretty sure this means that Nick Wright is about to win a WSOP bracelet this summer

this is one of the most insane interviews I’ve ever seen, and I genuinely wish they spent more time talking about what happened when he bought The Weather Channel

pretty incredible that everyone actually attending Don Jr’s wedding hates America

another Big Dom Smith Motor

you hit me on the ankle with a curve ball I better die

I made it through two Gogol Bordello songs before I left the venue and waited for an hour in the parking lot for my ride

don’t put it on a high shelf!

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