I can only hope that no one ever discovers the song that I contributed to the Osmosis Jones soundtrack

might have to wear one of these when I volunteer with Carpenters For Christ again this summer to see how many Tennessee and Alabama fans I can piss off

how is everyone enjoying the Bitcoin I got them for Christmas

literally just realized that Sam Darnold is starting in a Super Bowl

you want to know who really won the James Harden trade? the fans

would you guys like to hear about my gambling failures

got excited to weigh in today at under 240 lbs, particularly since I had to use the bathroom at the time

Punxsutawney Phil will return in Avengers: Doomsday

nous comprenons, tu vapes

Computer, how many Home Improvement kids you can fit into one haircut

I was watching an episode of Columbo last night that I had seen during its original airing and I was trying to place the year and then this kid’s haircut showed up

my COSM review: truly fun experience for wrasslin, but could potentially be even better for baseball

Logan Paul in the final four of the Royal Rumble feels just like Miami within a touchdown in the 4th quarter of the national championship game

perfect Miz entrance

LA PARKA IN THE RUMBLE

another number 1 ranking for Bama

shoutout to Gunther for retiring AJ Styles while slowly creeping back to his large adult son form

Liv Morgan is the most SEC co-ed wrassler (tiny blonde who vapes)

THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED

LIV DID IT

getting ready to rumble royally

I also only date first ballot hall of famers

are we truly ready for a sexy Highlander

hey @bubbaprog.xyz check the ESPNU feed of the Quinnipiac women’s basketball player who blew a kiss to the half naked Fairfield swim team trying to distract her during a free throw

spending a couple days in Tunica to steer clear of the disaster areas in Oxford. yesterday I played poker with a guy that said the Big Ten is dominating now because the 12-team playoff “leveled the playing field.” today he is wearing an InfoWars shirt

hey did you guys see Cyclops in that Avengers: Doomsday trailer

I could have sworn that Michael Wilbon was wearing an ascot on PTI

it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬

5 jobs I’ve had server line cook at Zaxby’s web content developer high school math teacher instructional assistant professor of finance

somebody ask Lauren Boebert how she enjoyed the Melania screening

man looks way too good in blue and orange imo

has anybody else looked at Florida’s 2026 football schedule and thought “you know, there’s ten wins there”

lmao

okay now it will be funny if Eli gets in

I will pay to watch the Melania documentary in the theater under the condition that it’s part of a double feature with Morbius

Need 100 people hogging the waffle machine in the am

please wait to dox the off-duty ICE and CBP agents eating at a restaurant until after they’ve finished the cheese course, thank you

Drake Maye is the second youngest QB to start a Super Bowl at 23 years of age. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is 24

Oxford, Mississippi is a straight up disaster right now

[extremely Fiona Apple voice] I’ve never seen so many icicles in all my life

had a realization last night when I put Goldeneye on Netflix and attempted to fall asleep: what percent of the sound in that movie is machine guns firing

congratulations to Good Greek Moving and Storage

Hey, Dickie-boy. How's tricks?

rewatching the national championship game and counting all of the male adult film stars that ESPN caught on camera rooting for Miami

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Alkaline Trio Lucero Less Than Jake Outkast Pete Yorn

man, I really wanted Weapons to get nominated

Ole Miss student: I won’t hold it against you that you’re a Florida fan me, his professor:

during the icebreaker in today’s class I mentioned that I like to play poker and one of the students asked me who my favorite poker player is and hoo boy I’ve got to think about that one