The shortest doink I know of off-hand since the NFL moved the goalposts back was a 19-yarder the Giants missed in the 1985 playoffs against the Bears. youtu.be/D0Sxsz6eCC0?...

do we have records of doinks by distance? 26 yards is really short for a doink cc: @quirkyresearch.bsky.social

That's the running that briefly earned Mel Tucker tens of millions of dollars

"more importantly, he's protecting the football" *immediately fumbles*

I was in Pacific Grove today and saw a guy wearing a 49ers "Faithful to the Bay" hat while he was clearly cheating on San Francisco Bay with Monterey Bay. That's why the 49ers were so bad in the first half.

“No chance to kick a field goal at this point” Not with that attitude

Me, whenever Tampa Bay's tight end makes a play

I’m in my 40s. I don’t know what a pocketbook is

for the love of god stop using the word “pocketbooks”

This is the first good reason I’ve ever heard for Kissinger getting the Peace Prize

Yes now, Blue Jays

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Jeffries sucks so much I’m giving up on all Olajuwon news forever

10/10 no notes That's the pirates for ya www.audacy.com/kdkaradio/ne...

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Not going to form an opinion about this whole Venezuela thing until I hear the news from Tony Dokoupil and DJ Khaled on jet skis.

Someone at the Heritage Foundation woke up yesterday morning and realized they forgot to submit their final report for Project 2025

WOW!!!!!!!

Is Sliwa making a "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" reference?

I think I've found a piece of green clothing @hooverstreetrag.org might actually wear (the preview shows Alyssa Thomas, but the link should go to Naz Hillmon)

What would be the most American equivalent of this? I’m going with the classic, sucking on a chili dog

“there’s no sports on bsky” bro i just saw a 30+ post thread about women’s skeleton sledding

Al Michaels would never say "that might matter to some" unless it actually mattered to some

Joe Judge just fucked things up in a big moment @kleinman.bsky.social

Erin reposted it here cause she's cool

well if you're gonna get ejected for targeting, 23 seconds left in the first half in the best time to do it

Review of Pavement’s first show from 1989:

Avery Howell, you are the Keg Size® Player Of The Week or I riot

if only they could be playing in a conference where all the teams are in the Pacific & Mountain time zones

Stines hit Olson in the boingloings the boinglings she hit her in them

this game is making me worried about Minnesota's large center and Penn State's even larger center

Both of these coaches are being too scared of the foul trouble yeah I said it

yay Mathurin is healthy and in

Mila needs to learn when discretion is the better part of valor

They just aid Brynn McGaughy is why Howell transferred to Washington, this meme is 100% accurate

it's vanTimmeren time (not the fun kind)

have the announcers mentioned that Avery Howell is also on the Canadian national team

They should take a Zankou

I think we can conclude that football schadenfreude vibes are factored into the conservation of vibes. Start feeling bad for Alabama if you're tired of losing

trying to decided if it's funnier if Indiana gets two late touchdowns to win 52-3 or if Alabama gets two late touchdowns to lose 17-38

looks like Brynn is the real McGaughy

5/9 now, still better than Monday

My gut tells me that Swords isn't going to let Howell outdo her, and thus every early bucket by Howell will get matched later

Syla plays better when people are watching theory gained a lot of evidence with this 8-0 run

plz plz make shots other than your free throws too

$100 for anyone who had Michigan's first point being on a Kendall Dudley free throw

well, i guess it's good that the Fox sports app won't show the game

Since the Maryland-Illinois game is running over on BTN, I encourage you to take a second and learn about Illinois's associate head coach

I've also prepared memes, both scrutable...

Is Alabama seriously playing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the Rose Bowl