on the bright side max anderson might be pretty good in a few years

Michigan WBB is going all-reserved for the lower bowl and tbh I’m kind of in my feelings about it

me on stage in a world where I get yesterday’d but for lady Gaga: abracadabra banana fana fo fabra

Zach Bryan spent one night in Ann Arbor and this happened

The world is full of people whose lives I will never know and cannot comprehend. For example the #11 app in the world is called “dramabox” and it appears to be something where you make micropayments to watch scripted tiktoks

lions social media admins spending their week in a meditative trance coming up with memes that reference the new album to celebrate beating the chiefs

That guy they keep showing is crying because he had to wear a Savannah bananas hat

-1000 arsb recites the wrs who were drafted before him at his hall of fame speech -250 that’s how it starts

michigan stadium kind of fixed concessions. Still exorbitant for meh food, but the experience of getting it is 100000 times better. They have achieved this through making way, way more stuff grab-and-go and also through fully separating ordering/receiving food and paying, I’ve been impressed.

I knew Wisconsin was butt but I’ve spent my week in a fugue state where I was aware michigan was playing this week but didn’t look into it and the line is SEVENTEEN AND ONE HALF??

saw what seemed to be an earnest discussion about how obvious it was that the lyrics being bad was purposeful for reasons that would be made clear on a follow up release

and I said what about back to the future she said I think I remember that film and As I recall I think neither of us liked it And I said well that’s one thing we’ve got

do you ever write an email so good you return to it

respectfully, he strikes me more as a #12 or #87

yay tigers love the tigers

honestly this is extremely weird and no one knows how to walks yee haw

Other stuff at the big house, a personal history: ✅ 2011 M v. MSU hockey ❌ 2014 Winter Classic ✅ 2014 Man U/Real Madrid ❌ 2016 Real Madrid/Chelsea ✅ 2018 Man U/Liverpool ❌ 2019 Barca/Napoli ✅ 2025 Zach Bryan

it’s my 14th cake day

Zach Bye-an Week

ultimately at this point one of my biggest concerns is the tigers *not* blowing it and Scott Harris going into that first presser of the offseason and going “what are you talking about? This is a playoff roster”

lfgggggg

Ten minutes and forty eight seconds against the ravens defense 🥲

mezcal and tonic bank stadium

lmao browns

yay

no one either older or younger than us knows how to find a file on the computer

3:12 on Friday just opened an email with "Good morning,"

I’m sure I’ll get used to it but Liquid Glass bad imo

has a franchise in any sport ever had two straight owners forced to sell the team

I would like to know more about “pork day”

you can turn on your outdoor light and turn on the tigers on the radio and throw a ball with your dog, it’s an option

Annie’s penne and four cheese stuffers from the same problem as many food variants before it: it’s pretty good, but they kinda nailed it on the first try with the original Mac and cheese

I know this is not viable for everyone but one thing I will say is that right this second being in a union is pretty nice

got curious about the end of half decision. personally i think putting mega pressure on the 2H opening drive is worth the chance of going to half at 21-14, and i think it was a "first read or clock" that *might* have gotten them another play. ultimately the bot says lions win prob was already 87% so

my main comment on the Michigan game is Jason eck would have gone for it on the CMU field goal drive

fuck yeah l am committed to rooting for New Mexico to the remainder of Jason eck’s tenure

I bet that lady’s siblings have a second group chat where they’re like “why do the bbqs always need to be planned in such detail it’s hot dogs”

Tigers weird ass inning last night delayed me playing with my dog by at least 20 minutes sorry little guy

hello Parker

if you’re my therapist you’re gonna learn a little about the career of JJ McCarthy that’s just how it is

is there a hell worse than “picked up by shipping partner awaiting transfer to usps”

halftime last night

good morning from the 8th hole at the University of Michigan golf course where the Michigan women are the final round of the Wolverine Invitational

I think the lady’s life probably shouldn’t be ruined for being a little rude at a baseball game tbh

oh jim Harbaugh won in Brazil?

Beautiful day for football

it’s not that I don’t care about the nfl game, it’s that I don’t care about it enough to devote my whole night to it, if it was on tv I’d probably at least catch some of it while flipping between the tennis and the cfb

Savannah ooh na na Half of my heart is a banana ooh na na

never has a reel been more targeted towards someone else

happy Friday Michigan’s gonna win tomorrow