Let us all sing the Royal Anthem of Canada, the official secular theme song of laicite.

"Don't Mess With The Zohan" sequel growing propitiously closer (obviously you call it "Don't Mess With The Zoh^R^an" and make it about him being a deep-cover Mossad agent in order to accomplish... something)

sorry but this law is completely nuts www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I solved the Monday 3/02/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:39! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

learnedleague on my birthday (observed)????? this is so rude

Banger

Printing money so fast it'd spontaneously combust levels of success.

When I worked at Borders (RIP) back in the day, I was shocked at the popularity of certain subgenres for romance. Car racing was so popular that they had a series of official NASCAR romance novels.

someone should make an alignment chart with the various ways jews are being yelled at about mamdani

an f1 heated rivalry would be more popular than you can possibly imagine. the beatles would be jealous. the cast would have to go into witness protection.

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

what are the crypto freaks up to now

donkey kong tropical freeze needs to have time extender barrels or something. what is this shit.

how do i append this to all my posts

if lily’s toaster grills isn’t working day and night on a tuna melt, someone should be fired

At some point this year I’m going to be asked to meet with orgs who endorsed him and I’m not sure I’ll be able to sit at that table calmly.

why is a post on the gay erasure callout subreddit full of people trying to say maybe this picture of *pedro pascal* is just two bro being buddies www.reddit.com/r/SapphoAndH...

do i think it seems likely that graham platner wins the primary? yes. do i think anyone voting for him in said primary is a bad person? also yes.

I feel like AO3 being down in this time of crisis is a crisis in itself.

@louispeitzman.bsky.social mazel tov again!!!

they renamed and recut killing mrs. tingle! and nobody talked about it, which made me feel insane.

graham “couple of times” platner

This is the message of all movies set in New York and they’re all correct :)

like you can’t outlaw being inspired or influenced by something but previously the only things that could be influenced by someone’s style were human beings.

Yes! The attempts to make it fit into copyright law are all very tortured and don’t really make sense because it is a genuine outside-context problem. Artists have a legitimate grievance but we need new laws and conceptions of rights.

the most dangerous people on here are the ones with just enough experience with the law to sound confident

The two options at this point are (1) that Platner is a straight up Nazi, (2) he is the dumbest motherfucker in the state of Maine, the second is arguably better in some abstract sense but both are disqualifying

I fear this may be the month I have to give in and get a Switch 2

I solved the Sunday 3/01/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 11:30! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

It’s ok gang in 18 years he’ll acknowledge that this was a mistake too

Thank you to Heated Rivalry fanfic writers, five months ago I would have needed every single cross to get this answer and today I knew it cold

We used to be a real country

Hello Kitty skin cancer real (NOT CLICKBAIT)?

A true poster

Is Hello Kitty a hairless cat? Does she have fur that tans? Sanrio is making me rethink everything I thought I knew.

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

Hey guys I think I figured out how Matthew Rhys is gonna get an Oscar someday

@mlal.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!!!

With alt text. I’ve…never seen a court talk like this before?

god I am not your strongest soldier

predator in st. louis destroying a bagel place

I need the Reconstruction II government to exercise whatever authority is necessary to draft Tina and Amy back to the Weekend Update desk

If you listen closely you can actually hear my scream from Brooklyn

This is surreal TO ME and I’m not even living it

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