Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

We really do have two different kinds of law now: District Court law (aka the law), and Supreme Court "law" (aka the U.S. House of Lords upholding Trump's personalist regime)

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NYT Opinion: My Actions Have Had the Barest Shade of a Consequence and I Have Never Been So Insulted in All My Life

why are all the raiders haters inland. they can't even get to you

sick of bitching about the atlantic? put your money where your poast is:

when I was in law school everyone knew that joining the federalist society was like getting tsa precheck for a clerkship

im really trying with the empire podcast. The content IS very good. I just...can't do the accents. no offense to those with RP my yank hackles just immediately rise

the most likely result of anything that happens is nothing. if you are worried that zohran found common ground with trump or thrilled that trump is going to "help" you should turn off your phone. but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.

people, Mamdani is not lending legitimacy to Trump. he is absolutely humiliating him. in the eyes of the country Trump is legitimizing *Mamdani*

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow

Zelensky: “We are facing one of the most dangerous periods in Ukrainian history, a choice between losing our dignity and freedom and losing US support. We choose dignity. My answer is my oath of office. I did not betray Ukraine in Feb 2022 and we won’t betray in now.”

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"it's better to tie your horses to their gates than for them to tie their horses to yours." --Gay Gustavus Adolphus

fuck all these people being awful to starfish (and also, this is an opportunity to block a whole bunch of this website’s most brain-dead tankies)

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging. Here’s my response:

autistic emeril lagasse: bam let's stim it up exactly one notch

i see we're relitigating WWII again. knock it off and spin the wheel instead

Schumer: "I've never seen a president who has gone this low. I've never seen a president who has done more to encourage political violence. I've asked the Capitol Police to give special protection to Slotkin and Kelly as well because you gotta worry after the president says these things."

listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win

called @reprileyny.bsky.social's office to request information on why he voted for CLEAN DC and specifically state that i think it was a terrible move. got a very polite and pleasant person at the binghamton office, if any fellow ithacans want to also register their displeasure.

Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

its almost like being proactive generates coverage instead of leaning back and hoping for the best. and yes, im willing to give props to some of the dems in this who are usually the boring backbencher types.

One thing the current moment has totally burned me out on is sexism. I just feel hopelessly pessimistic about the state of things in that respect and also lack any energy or even desire to fight it myself

Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”

hey @reprileyny.bsky.social what's up with this?

The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.

This piece is important. It is also a great (annoyingly great) example of what a properly resourced team of journalists can do. There are five bylines and almost 20 additional reporting credits on this piece. I've wanted to write this story for months but... do not have that many colleagues

oh, you think I used AI to write this comment? that’s understandable. you probably think that because: - i keep dropping bullet-pointed lists into it - i’m incredibly calm and concerned with coming to agreement - i wrote this really fast but i assure you, some people just talk this way. really

Again, this is an existential crisis for the entire financial & academic model of 🇺🇸 public universities, but the public doesn’t understand this, in part because our leaders have been <totally absent from the public square> on this issue. It’s maddening: bsky.app/profile/mcop...

Editor, reading this sentence: ok this is great, Olivia. Fantastic work! My one note is that I no longer believe that books are a societal good. I'm questioning everything that publishing has ever done and it's your fault, but otherwise love it!!!

yeah. MeToo, the George Floyd protests, and an ~18 month period of very tight labor markets induced a mental breakdown across the power elite bsky.app/profile/laur...

This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist authentically is non-negotiable. We stand with you today and every day🏳️‍⚧️

Massie: "I would remind my Republican colleagues who are decided how to vote, Donald Trump can protect you in red districts right now by giving you an endorsement, but by 2030, he's not gonna be the president and you will have voted to protect pedophiles if you don't vote to release those files."

Mac Wheatley, 38, was delighted to find himself seated next to Anand Trivedi, 46, at a mutual friend’s wedding, after Trivedi proved to be a captive audience for a long infodump about the specifics of developing node.js applications.

*sigh* I'll say it again: your A.I. generated ResistLib slopaganda doesn't have the effect on your target audience that you hope for. It doesn't make me dislike the President any more than I already do. It does make me think you are an unreliable source of credible opinion or information.

when I was 10 and looking for danny phantom fanfiction on the family computer I stumbled onto a beheading video. iirc it was linked on a like...unofficial nicktoons fan forum. I didn't want to get in trouble for seeing it, so I didn't tell any adults in my life. Ten years old.

i have made so many people older than me extremely sad by telling them that i have never had the opportunity to vote in a presidential election without donald trump on the ballot.

the correct way to handle truly odious defections from an enemy is just to refrain from spitting on them. you don't have to make friends with them and you absolutely shouldn't trust them. just refrain from spitting on them when they are attacking your enemies

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB

Thank you to NYC Comptroller @bradlander.bsky.social for his leadership in demanding answers from Spotify. Stop paying for or using Spotify until they stop running ads that help ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti...

There is a good argument to fire and disbar every DOJ lawyer involved with this.

“'She did not just approve a fossil fuel project. She made a moral choice,' Lt. Gov. Antonio Delgado (D), who is primarying Hochul, said on Monday. 'New Yorkers deserve a governor who does not treat the climate crisis as a PR problem, but as a test of moral leadership.'”