Are these dogwhistle protein bars

I don't know if I'll ever get used to how the earlier you go, the busier the rink is

any time taco bell comes up thousands of people go "ummmm how do you eat taco bell? don't you hate getting DIARRHEA?" my response is this happens to you because your soul needs to be saved. it does not happen to people who god's light shines down upon. also eat more fiber.

Chat look at this giant mushroom in our yard

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She first on my state til I Delaware Day

*sees a license plate beginning in LSZ* Ah, Louisiana Scott Zenith

Me and DOS 2

Moulin Rogue! is based on the Orpheus myth??

We all cope with the Sunday Scaries in different ways

The reason so many cultures have demigod myths is that writing self-insert fanfiction about fucking a supernatural being is a basic human instinct

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

I'm glad this singer understands that you need to either be a lesbian or dress like a lesbian to cover this song

I'm upgrading my ice package for next year so my child gets free learn to skate. Follow me for more money saving tips.

Start as you mean to go on (in a basement classroom next to a hot lab)

I love how every few months my coach remembers that we never work on hockey stops and I obviously don't work on them on my own, but we both have magical thinking that I'll be able to do them this time

I understand the spirit of asking men their children's shoe sizes, but I literally look in the current shoes every time I need to buy new ones

my good posts are left as an exercise to the reader

GG to GDQ

You've heard of fast casual food get ready for fast ranked competitive food

Just had to listen to a man explain Evan's dropout shirt to his non-dropout fan girlfriend. I'm so sorry, girlfriend.

Can't waste a good hair day

I know you look at your ats @kenjennings.bsky.social what on earth is this question

This many years

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

Having a big lifting day before the party is normally a fourth of july tradition I cherish, but it's so hot I don't want to get out of the car

Going to the park at 7am because it's the only reasonable weather for it today

Matching

I love working on my two foot spin on the same ice as three different people with Wikipedia pages

I can't believe they didn't get a real alpha lotus as a prop for this movie

Eleventy-one degrees at seven pm

New top tier reaction image just dropped

I can't believe Taylor Swift is getting married just to promote Toy Story 5

Mark Rosewater designing Groundbreaker:

If you can’t successfully run combat tricks the Magic you play is bad

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Is this controversial? Strawberries are just cheaper

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New profile, by which I mean any profile

Making holiday weekend plans with friends

Hairscut

You got a fantasticar I got a plan to play once it's banned

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

Happy change your clothes three times in one day weather to those who celebrate

Americans would rather ban a candle than get cars off the road

Went on a trail called "Forgotten Trail" and walked into so many spiderwebs. Good environmental storytelling, but maybe a little on the nose?

i am never asking urza for a ride home again man wtf

Sorry liberal, there are only two genders: 3-turns are easier, and c-steps are easier