the eyeball from alien: earth is surf dracula

It's my birthday anyone wanna new year's me at midnight

poly in the sense that i have 3 favorite bands

them: my partner isnt being honest about what they want in bed me: have you tried good cock bad cock?

"how can you support mtg even after all the qanon stuff" look i know we're all very upset about the universes beyond stuff but that simply isnt true

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

movie theetr

People are rediscovering quadrants from base principles

🥺

Everything is about 6-7, except 6-7. 6-7 is about power.

"WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING A GODDAMN AXOLOTL IN THIS WET ZOO?!"

A lot of people are put off serial killing because they think they need a grand over arching scheme. Thats just gate keeping by the serial killer community.

god i cant wait to cube all weekend in philly

quilt beetle watercolor on BFK Rives paper

it's his deck. he's a mediocre player

this is going to be the scariest Princeton parents weekend ever

got a mtgo restart in the prelim by copying a renegade rallier with springheart nantuko after copying a pride last turn. The Rallier triggers prevented me from autostacking the Guide triggers. didn't matter though, match restarted with three Pride triggers yet to be resolved

working on a Sunday what the fuck would jesus think

Birthday cake (and the only candle in the house) :]

The pictionary clue: "firm" We won

the smell of roadkill after the rain is called petrigore

if a liberal was a stoic theyd be called snarkus aurelius

put me back in coach

every central jersey resident knows NJ monthly is a rag

you: *reposts me right away* me: hey gentle!!

Sometimes I take a half step back and observe my thoughts and go oh right I very much do have anxiety

*believes you right away about the supernatural threat plaguing our town*

*it's on my list voice* it's on my list!

when I ask a zoomer if they've seen a movie:

oh is there a christball?

been listening to prophecy by magdalena bay all day (and i do Not usually repeat songs) the timpani roll into the chorus is so Sound

Lots of people at the mall is something going on?

First of all

Sharks can sit still if they want

to be clear, i do not mind if ur into all of that stuff. like yes its fun to look into and all that! im just saying if ur specifically not liking someone bc they're a Gemini, i think the issue lies within urself!!

it's like a so bad it's good movie, but it's not bad. but it's obviously not a good movie, but it's so good.

having a bad time living in a human body right now

having a bad time living in a human body right now

Perfect Blue spoilers

yo. perfect blue. yooo

If it was actually just one girl it would be dame impala

peter billingsley dribbles circles around chevy chase

told my roommate ive seen A Christmas Story a hundred times and Christmas Vacation never and he said oh, it's good An hour in, I believe my ratio was correct

im so bad at gift wrapping

We thought robot brains would be cold and calculating and laser focused, but no! When the machines come to take you away just stand in the shower with a scrubbing brush and say "Do you MIND?", and they will apologise and leave.