slightly bedraggled but it is the freaking Weeking babey!!

perfect album btw. fuckinnn listen to it

You wanna live outside the groove, then fine But it's there like a flower blooming in your ears Open up your mouth, pollinate your peers

god grant me the confidence of a mediocre orzhov boy

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?

happy italian guy joey da vivre

u gotta have a crush. this is important

love when it's a little cold outside and you get into a car that's a little hot inside

I'm trying to remember the bathroom tile patterns of my childhood. I stared at them for a decade and a half, I should have this down. Fuck. I am their last chance. Without me, they are lost to the ether. Fetch me grid paper. I need to play around. I need to jog some memories.

Women

f/8 and be there

on the one hand this card is pushed. on the other it's an owl who drives a train with the face of an owl so yeah I love it

Gorgeous shot, but it has me thinking about how earthrise and earthset wouldn't actually happen on the surface of the moon because its tidally locked. How wonderous it would be to to live in a base on the near side of the moon, and no matter when you look up the earth is always there above you.

Contemplating my own mortality and deciding I haven't kissed enough girls to die so fuck that Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Yes comforter no comforter yes comforter no comforter cmon weather guy

Antman when uncle woman shows up:

It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to

I went with @dornermourner.bsky.social to see The AI Doc and came home to discover the massive mistake we made

goin get some ben and jerrys and watch the handmaiden

those tiktok videos where one person acts out a whole skit is essentially American rakugo

ON DUCHAMP'S FOUNTAIN

me (the large one)(watching primal)

no dice

happy easter

My headaches do not seem to correlate with being dehydrated so im all out of ideas basically

Anyone wanna engage in a dark communion later

My ass could NOT be a horse

tis better to have a take and be wrong than to never have a take at all

SHB super ham burger

saw a very pretty woman in a youtube video with hair like mine and I have latched onto the fact that she has necklaces and I need necklaces

breathing into a paper bag

Not for nothin but it's the freaking weeking babey !!!

tell me that shit dont look flat

it's me I'm very stupid and god bless

phlage regressors be like i cost this many *holds up four fingers* to return from the yard :)

Challengers (2024)

I like chocolate and croissants and every chocolate filled croissant ive ever eaten has been a letdown

we have welcomed this big goof into our house

*winks at you annoyingly*

portwomanteau

being part of a sunshower probably feels good as fuck if you're a raindrop

it's always bodily autonomy until the bodily autonomy makes you less fuckable

Anyone else not feeling very maundy today

thank god i'm here or nobody's name would actually match their personality

this tumblr post singlehandedly ruined the entire internet and convinced people who don't even know the definitions of the words they're using that they're poets for jerking off onto their keyboards

paisley paisley makes the girls go crazily