me, thinking about whether to click on another thing on streaming or go to bed a little early: "why let the party stop now"

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

being parentified by my boss

Every time a star wars movie does the Space Intro and cuts to the ground as fast as possible, i throw popcorn at the screen

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

hot take: I think we should go back to assuming peoples pronouns. if we get it wrong, we should be corrected, say "thank you for correcting me", and not get it wrong again.

Descriptivism leaving my body when someone says "should of"

it's not a trick Michael. It's an allusion

Why doesn't Arena let you look at the top cards of your library after you choose to mulligan? If I don't know if I made the right choice how am I ever going to get better?

Some of you:

tried inventing a "walouija board" that delivers cryptic messages from questionably-evil but-still-living relatives, but facebook messenger beat me to market

when the anthology show's new season has a sequel episode

he did the thing youtu.be/HMn2s1nmsxQ?...

The killers were right jealousy turning saints into the sea

Meeting my boys here

more and more people are saying listen to model/actriz

tears for fears head over heels

only thing worse than bad taste is no taste

need to jump out of a plane in the next 30 minutes

boiled water only to find out I'm out of pasta? Mac and cheese it is then

One of the most parent coded things I've ever said

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes" x.com/dailyportalz...

when the three dogs behind the fence are barking as you walk past except one of them is prioritizing holding a toy over barking

November 2 - birthday song (i killed a man a year ago) by thisdogllhuht

getting to the end of gen V and this is some good superhero shit Like, approaching 20% of Worm's level

I think i just opened a can in reverse for no known reason

stopped by the other lgs yesterday to see if they were doing prereg for the riftbound release event, they said no Get there today "Did you sign up online?" No...? "We're capped" Fucking Mike

Writing an essay about the ethics of snake pick bullying

What an asshole

why are you wearing that stupid man suit 🐰🪓

Anyone wanna come to my door and give me candy rn

wow

two years behind on yorgos but im gonna go see bugonia tonight

me and who

>listening to nirvana unplugged >man who sold the world starts >that's weird, why didn't the crowd cheer? >oh right. they haven't heard nirvana play it on unplugged yet

I hate this format this deck is terrible

Ah, beans. Where is that frog o' mine?

writing a spooky story about SKU creep

We need to talk about the men left on base epidemic

no mosh pit for most of the show until Brad got in the crowd for No Rest for the Wicked and things opened up

@holybible.bsky.social audio shitty

brudders

Spotlight Standard, Baltimore, UR Cauldron GB WW Mirror WLW Dimir LL Red WLW Mirror LL Mirror LWL Really annoying that this event is validating my fears of playing the best deck.

"They're not idiots, they have good abilities!"

my magic banana-article advice 1. don't make day 2 backup plans 2. dress like you'll be in the feature match