this pic of my ass

Santa Clarita Diet my beloved…i’ll never forget u

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Full Circle Boys…was not familiar with your talent…

bored so I think I might work myself up into a panic over nothing and see where that takes me

Girthy

Like a froggy ferny cabbage

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neeeed to get biggerrrrrrr 💪 🐽 #scs #softcocksaturday

Reporting for #softcock Saturday, ma’am! I mean, sir! I mean, POOBAH! 🫡 #scs

I have come upon evidence that the Down With Cis bus and the Vengabus are in fact one and the same

couldn’t choose between flex friday and fat cock friday so

The .5 camera distorts my body sooooooo goooooood

If you think about it the opposite of getting cucked is blair witch-ing it

not directly quoting bc fuck them but “Zionist” in bio and some of y’all follow this person…

Fat Chest Friday again

Google ratings are super unhelpful for mental wards. Like yes it’s always horrible diva but was it ESPECIALLY horrible? I need 2 know

[responding to someone making fun of me] oh yeah? faggot is just a setting on the washing machine! 😌

#FCF and haircut double feature. Don’t say I’m not generous

Oh no! Hope this helps

#cuequinta pra estrear o espelho do airbnb

New Allie X album having a line about her dog dying in the first minute made me gasp

Get well soon. 🥺

help I’m gonna die badly of terminal disease and the only cure is a vid of you nutting. I’m depending on YOU 🫵

wait no it should have been this

work gave me a coloring page turkey to decorate and the first thing I did was put him in penguin drag

that ep of drag race uk might’ve made the whole season up to this point worth it. Well that and Nyongbella

Going out tn :3

Good afternoon pronoun havers 😌

#thirstythursday? Um sure. Here 🤷🏾‍♂️

you know you’re posting really well when you get multiple “diva are you okay” messages in one day

I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.

having a crash out so legendary that I’m laying down in the dirt outside

heard it was #fursday

finding out about the “rude” content filter today really illuminated why bluesky struggles to be funny

love bluesky because I’m able to do my wake-up-scroll and like all my friends’ posts only for them to be erased inexplicably. So I get to do it again! How fun

Better under the hump than over it, or however the saying goes

it is going to be such a tragedy when I eventually have a roommate who won’t let jack off with my door open

did people of color sorry ahem I mean DEI ruin the workplace?

my bills has been affected young man

Oh baby the plot THICKENS much like my thighs now that I’m walkin everywhere

A fun little progress comparison

not gonna lie I JUST put together that all the sandwich related news has been about the guy from that video. we live in some kind of fake, nonsense world made to torment, yes?

One oomf’s sheer hotness makes me mad and we need to get to the bottom of that. What’s wrong with me and more importantly, how can I make it his fault

at least corporate bathrooms have great lighting ✌🏽

Humpday bunny

You ever shave the shaft but leave the bush?

Mind if I sit here? #humpday

wait just one goddamn second I didn’t get an I voted sticker yesterday >:( worst part of yesterday for sure, don’t ask about the rest of it

[turning to my boyfriend after seeing a guy’s pecs in public] we’re poly, right?