I’m doing my part

if you look at any comment section about current events…the internet is not ours ✌️

now bateworld…that FROOT looks familiar…

Katy Perry:

I chose to watch canada’s drag race over the traitors tonight because of one simple reason: I want to fuck PM more than I want to fuck anybody on the traitors

lmao

Does this ring make my c*ck look fat? onlyfans.com/papitosparadise

writing a violent and worrying manifesto in my Password Journal®

Citizen of Constantinople who’s obsessed with cattle: I stan bulls

Greg Stanton step down from public office in shame challenge

I’ve never cum before but it sounds great. y’all have fun!

So comforting to think that if I happen to get shot by law enforcement and die, the entire political machine will character assassinate me posthaste

I know the elim order for ukvtw3 leaked moons ago but I know nothing of it. So don’t tell me if Minty Fresh wins but she better win

spent all day yesterday trying to beat difficulty 6/8 on civ v and I finally did it after 8 hours and 20 resets

The word decorum has a lot of audacity for a word so close to sounding like cum

[flirting with Kate Winslet] so is there a Mayor of Easttown?

Excited to turn 28 so I can post 10-year comparison pics without baiting my horny audience into replying nasty things about a 17 year old

At least Internet Girl live is okay

I have racked up 209 hours on civ since downloading it last month so that’s normal

Just liked my tits this morning

have trouble being critical of the concept of open relationships because every time I think about it too much I get rock hard

okay the oven mitts are NOT working

Duct-taping oven mitts on my hands so that I can’t jack off this hump day

hey so it’s fat

Gallego voted *yesterday* to confirm another Trump nominee for the Defense Department.

I’m just gonna start unfollowing people I think have me muted. If I check back in 6 months and they’re still following me without a peep, consider me vindicated

maybe okay will be our okay ☺️

I thought this expedition was gonna be clair but it’s actually really freaking obscur??? Dude what the hell

earl sweatshirt: haven’t you heard I’m the internet earl

i legit can’t believe i look like this 😭

I just know Beaker is an insatiable cockslut

Make sure to drive with a ‘cock-forward’ mindset

I do not feel well so look out for some good posts from me soon

bitch was no one gonna tell me I said monumentous instead of momentous? I just had to find out that I’m an idiot from myself

suck on my phallus as well as its attached sack please

where are you gonna start first?

some gay guy: [posts anything] bluesky repliers: got it. How can I make this about me having sex with the OP?

If I was a spider I’d live in a little flower. Just in case you were wondering

Back to lifting heavy

ok fun I might have to leave work because my hand wounds keep opening ✌️

[at the end of the circle jerk] alright boys. we’ve cum full circle

They call my hole Cerro Rico because..well…uhm…it eats people

watch out. my next post may include themes of silver mining

ok so tea

I’m warning you my colander has a fierce after-drip

the Babadook Why Can’t You Just Be Normal situation with my roommate’s cat has reached a fever pitch

yeah we gay, keep scrolling @g-mobile.bsky.social

The left is always too small to listen to and simultaneously big enough to throw an election