Make sure to drive with a ‘cock-forward’ mindset

I do not feel well so look out for some good posts from me soon

bitch was no one gonna tell me I said monumentous instead of momentous? I just had to find out that I’m an idiot from myself

suck on my phallus as well as its attached sack please

where are you gonna start first?

some gay guy: [posts anything] bluesky repliers: got it. How can I make this about me having sex with the OP?

If I was a spider I’d live in a little flower. Just in case you were wondering

Back to lifting heavy

ok fun I might have to leave work because my hand wounds keep opening ✌️

[at the end of the circle jerk] alright boys. we’ve cum full circle

They call my hole Cerro Rico because..well…uhm…it eats people

watch out. my next post may include themes of silver mining

ok so tea

I’m warning you my colander has a fierce after-drip

the Babadook Why Can’t You Just Be Normal situation with my roommate’s cat has reached a fever pitch

yeah we gay, keep scrolling @g-mobile.bsky.social

The left is always too small to listen to and simultaneously big enough to throw an election

“Im gonna go full liberal brainrot for a second-” okay so instead of saying what you’re about to, how about you say something NOT spawned of brainrot instead. Just an idea

very cool and not at all exhausting that anytime Trump does something we have to listen to a chorus of snide lib voices saying “this is what the left did by fucking over Kamala.” Have fun in your fantasy land!

did yall know the ship name for Danny Phantom and Dash Baxter is…Swagger Bishie?

Ignore the clothes on the hamper

having the worst stomach day in a long time

seeing gays on Instagram talking about how “venezuela is liberated yay” and just knowing these people will never experience even a fraction of the violence and cruelty they wish on others…dark stuff

oh cool. love this country

would you be interested in a trade agreement with england

this is a reach

as promised

every discourse problem could be solved if y’all were more in the habit of texting hot takes to friends as opposed to posting them publicly and semipermanently

sucking dick and cock

additcted to absolutely atrocious Shoshone starts

thank you card passed around for my ICE-loving boss I said yeah I’m not signing that shit

no offense to her but it’s so refreshing and invigorating to check on someone you’ve blocked and they’re still going on about you. winner winner!

Good morning from your favourite bisexual receptionist. ✨

I will sometimes see an argument among queers that’s like “gay guys only care about themselves” and while I get the frustration and it’s an actual problem, it often comes with an undercurrent of “...because they’re vapid, unintelligent sex freaks unable to do anything for themselves”

okay the internet’s all fun and games but it’s time for me to stop making people feel bad on purpose. for today.

Imagine typing this out and not realizing how fucking cold and heartless you sound.

sorry in penance for posting 3 times about the same annoying conflict I will be posting my penis later. Stay tuned

Representation discourse has led people to unfortunate idea that by simply making better art we can solve society’s ills. not how it works!

Yeah sorry it’s not a social cause to like and support grittier queer media. Media is not praxis!

super weird to levy criticism at a small scale tv show that you refuse to engage with on the pretense that it *rereads your thread* doesn’t solve homophobia in sports

worst part of HIPAA is all the amazing puns that can be made out of patient names

Drippin’ #fcf

New year new clean mirror

I have a four hour in-office shift today for no reason

take a slurp of my briny boybroth

hanging to the left

monumentous, cataclysmic dry spell (one month)

taste my decadent feculance, shitstick

for anyone who needs to hear it: I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks I am super super gay I like long big cocks

Post your favourite nude of 2025. I wanna see 👀