if you fuck me good enough I’ll like any post.

Before I am an American I am fierce!

good at manipulating but also easily manipulated…what does that make me

oh hi guys :) #mcm

Shining like a supernova, brightest of the stars From another galaxy like Jupiter and Mars

great news! i just rubbed one out in the sunshine with the breeze blowing over my naked body. i’m 10–12% less feral now :)

something I love being is an oddity

nevermind. a lens flare from lube can be artful

clown in a cornfield is kinda eating my fun-horror cinepussy rn

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introducing new girlscount cookings: CUMALONGS. These flat, long shortbreads will be a favorite for those who like to enjoy a round of soggy biscuit with the gang!

consecutive posts on the skyline @-ed two different hot people. first one I had blocked; second one had me blocked 😭

one tip for being mentally ill is to always make sure you’re overbooking yourself to guarantee those around you are constantly let down

not much of a sexter because in between every message I send, I set down my phone, get out my quill and ink, and reset my intention in calligraphy.

Conservative Chaka Khan: I’m Every Charlie Kirk

I didn’t even know it was possible to have bad weekend days but I’m listening and learning

it’s doing it again

having a perfect hair day so selfies upon ye

heartburn? after my Pizza Hut for breakfast? It’s more likely than you think

yes I would like some 5 cent psychiatric help from Woodstock, please. Please.

So funny that every large company is slowly realizing no one has any money so they’ve pivoted from marketing products to full-on get rich quick schemes

more people should open up their relationships. mainly because open is good and closed is bad. when the store is CLOSED I cannot get treat. See? Bad

do you ever see someone who is essentially you if you weren’t worried about being cringe all the time and then get saddddd. Or is that just part of being 27

(reminding myself not to post about bluesky on bluesky) does anyone th- (also don't post about bluesky users complaining about bluesky) is there a- (also don't complain about complaints about bluesky on bluesky) what's everyone's favorite toilet bowl cleaners

I can’t sleep should I summon my death forth by blowing into an ehecachichtli

set an alarm (did not) for a 30 minute nap (forgot) and now it’s 3 hours later (because I didn’t set the alarm)

MUNA tickets secured I’m about to have my Alex Strangelove moment

Things are constantly happening

Peanut butter and jelly butter

boompala

oop favorited couple on grindr is now favorited single man

I could read theory orrrrrr I could have my moots tell me what to think. kinda a toss up

sorry everyone I don’t mean to be curt I just do NOT like getting hit or thinking about it. poor choice of caption teehee

I fear it’s kinda good. DEFCON 1 situation for my ears

hit my face

Free hugs

playing genshin www.twitch.tv/pyroov8

edging in the morning is an extreme sport

really wanted someone to make this but sometimes we have to realize our own pointless visions

uses my throat slime to lubricate your suspension because I’m a masc gooner

Now imagine Laura Dern in your mind palace. Is she smiling?

I wasn’t expecting Le Sserafim’s new song to Heavily and I mean Heavily sample The Macarena. But here we are.

I’m gonna level with you Ad Center, I’m not fucking betting on sports

the cure to a tummy ache from a gin and tonic is a gin and ginger ale

About to find out if it’s worth it to read a book that a hookup wrote

sometimes I think I post too much and then I look at the pages of the people I think are cool and they don’t shut up either ❤️

I always admired his joy and willingness to be surprised..

sometimes I agree with the spirit of the post but not the content. And sometimes I agree with the content of the post but not its spirit. When I agree with both? I nut so intensely I go blind for a minute

are you all rich I don’t think I’ve even seen 10 live shows…

I never saw the Big Comfy Couch but I heard your mom has a Big Cummy Cooch…