I wouldn’t call myself someone who precums a ton but there’s definitely a way to get me going. #precum

🎵 Ass on fat, wit' the waist on sleek 🎵 #jockstrapfriday #jsf

Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard

From this morning's rainy naked walk.

yeah I read theory* so you can shut the fuck up simpleton *a 15 minute YouTube video essay with no sources titled “Bikini Bottom Police State Theory” and nothing else

blurry mirror pic from a charging phone sunday

My friends don’t want to hang out until 5pm…what am I supposed to do with my day now

I’m gonna start posting pics of my boyfriend’s cooking for clout

Julie and the Phantoms soundtrack on full volume…let’s snake this drain baby

eat your heart out fcf

stared at browt so much i had a vision

if I don’t get enough likes on my dream pokemon team via instagram story, I’m taking this whole fucking building down

prior auth for a med I’m 6 weeks overdue for is still pending 6 weeks later

replying snottily to someone you don’t follow and doesn’t follow you is essentially asking to be wordwhalloped. baby did you not hear? My page has PvP enabled

fuzzy butt friday

I have no opinion on the Hilary Duff album because I didn’t listen to it 😃

Something something hot cakes

I was gonna make a cutesy ‘You Dont Mess With The Zohran’ joke but I just looked up the plot of that movie…what the fuck

the return of The Pose

tummy tummy tummy, feeling funny, in a sick man’s world

me when i top

not now kitten, daddy’s reading about the misunderstood swamps of southeast texas. daddy will get the Electroclamps™ out in a minute. have you ever heard of a nutria? they’re fucking sick. alright kitten, let’s shock those nipples

Worst run in a long time my stamina is WAY down

I’ve never knowingly met a person from Kentucky. Huge cultural blind spot

that’s the pot smoking the kettle’s crack right there

a full 44 minute episode of Intervention but it becomes increasingly clear throughout the runtime that my addiction is to Phone In Bed

I’m not sure there’s been an album I listened to nonstop for months and then completely forgot about since Dreamland by Glass Animals

so many gay guys on Instagram planning to see Scream 7 despite the boycott

it’s important to be gay

watching old marching band shows to feel something (critical of myself and my choices)

successfully warded off the early stages of a cold sore

cleaned my room and hung up my art and it’s taking everything I have not to post a pic like a gay 8 y/o boy showing his mother the rearranged furniture in his suspiciously gender-neutral bedroom

Rice cooker broke :(

love my smile but it does out me.

Candace from Raro Tribe for next smash bros

It’s important to note that when I argued that public transit doesn’t have to be pleasant it’s because I’m unpleasant. You caught me! I was undercover kinda

I’ve never heard an argument for why I should care about about birth rates that didn’t send a shiver down my spine

clothes? ever heard of her henny?

my boyfriend accidentally turned off the ceiling fan in my living room for the first time in months and we both looked up in horror realizing i hadn’t dusted since 2025. This is what my fanblades had become

Popular thirst account posted pic with feet for the first time and they’re…let’s just stick to what we know, beautiful

streets are saying that I’ll either grow out of being a brat or it’ll become a sex thing. 50/50 chances

subskeeting would be more fun if it weren’t a bunch of gay guys strawmanning each other

so tired of ‘kitchen table issues.’ I am booby trapping the kitchen table until further notice

I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong… but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?

everyone knew these were doechii lyrics, right? right???

I hope everyone remembers I’m just a funny little guy at the end of the day

Do you want to start at the tip and work your way down or push my legs back and work your way up? #mcm #monochromemnday

My point exactly! you want the Trump admin and various state governments to start mandating public life in terms of what they find pleasant? Sheesh we gotta start thinking ahead

losing more moots over saying that people aren’t owed pleasant experiences in public than over my myriad of annoying posts about the 2024 election

I love when people are like “and do you take public transit” whenever I have an opinion on it like I didn’t live in Phoenix for 3 years without a car