dick hard, balls full 🥴

big bushy breeder cock 😈 #fcf

POC using the darker skin tone emojis feels fine to me but white people using the white skin emojis is weirdly passive-aggressive imo??

feeling like I wanna get super stoned and play pokemon crystal all weekend 🤔

got my dick sucked on my lunch break and now I don’t wanna go to the gym after work

big bushy breeder cock 😈 #fcf

dick is extra smelly today btw 🫣

listening to a particularly beautiful bell:

GM boyfriends :)

feeling bubbly today 🫧 #humpday

back on my sweetened iced tea bullshit 😎

Trent Reznor’s favorite thing about squirrels: Nine Inch Tails

188lbs 💪 big guy summer LFG #tummytuesday

oh ok this actually goes hard as hell

COUNT THE RICE

celebrating with McDonald’s 🤤

Buying a large t-shirt cuz I’m getting too big for my mediums 🥹

I WILL go the gym later 😤 💪

sunday bunday

REST IN PISS LINDSEY GRAHAM 💀

need a good boy to come handle this 😇

@anotherhungtop.bsky.social showing off that fat hog for #fcf #gayart #queerart #cock #penis #gooner

omg! so flattered to have my hog illustrated 🥰 shoutout to @rosejack.bsky.social for their great work!

some of my oomfs are like a train that’s gone off the tracks - they need to get railed!

“quick question” and then they ask you the broadest question ever with so many variables 😤

weed, coffee, and fat cock 🙂‍↕️ #fcf

11:11 make a wish 💫

thought this would a piece of cake as a drummer but it’s tough 😓 still fun though!

i need to cum in a butt RIGHT NOW 😩

feeling pretty munchable rn

took a 5 hour nap, OOPS

might eat a whole pint of Ben and Jerry’s later 🤷‍♂️

got that humidity penis today fr 🥵

a bird hit my bathroom window while I was pooping and I got really scared 😱

lmao

Mitch McOffnal

omg I’m finally playing rhythm doctor and it’s soooooo my thing

I wanna fuck my homies’ husbands 🤷‍♂️

it’s so hard rn 😣

Just beat the Tree Tops level of Spyro without needing to look up hints 😈 🙂‍↕️

hungover and bed-headed, but alive

if a drum set was sitting in the rain, it’d be a “drums wet”

PSA: Broken traffic lights are supposed to be treated like stop sign!

declaring my independence from clothes 🇺🇸

wish I was in a post-punk band 😔

a ship - a magnificent ship - full of gay men

latino men with curly hair