Just learned of the passing of @lighterfandango.bsky.social. We'd run into each other occasionally when he lived here in Seattle, and he always had an incredible wit and was good company. He will be missed 😔

Where did he go

Asian Danny Phantom calling my name

Don’t fucking bother me again unless he’s gone

Hate when they ask “oh Kuya what’s the occasion,” like maybe the occasion is I was hungry and just wanted 50 lumpia and 20 turon to have in the house

Sex scene so good I had to reenact it just to make sure it hit (it did)

Ramón Laureano mashes a solo shot to put the @padres-mlbbot.bsky.social ahead!

RAMÓN LAUREANO MY HOLE IS YOURS

Free hugs

Fork Spoon Knife Chinese soup spoon Korean soup spoon Chinese chopsticks Vietnamese chopsticks Korean chopsticks Japanese male chopsticks Japanese female chopsticks

In the middle of writing my gay boys go at it and noticed my dog staring at me with her judgy little eyes

5’5” culture is sitting on my foot to boost myself up in a chair but then not being able to walk when I need to get up because now my foot’s asleep

Any waist is little and slutty if you think about it, and if you disagree then you’re not showing them enough love and maybe you should let me take over

Final Fantasy XV (2016)

5’5” jet pack short stack tater top etc

Free hugs

Oomfs this weekend:

Whenever I get an Uber Eats driver named Josh I just have to message him like “hey nice name!!!” and slip him an extra $5 on his driver tip

Real SoCal locals remember this world stop moment

PA oomfs what’s with your boy John Fetterman

Seated for Singapore noodles and Mongolian barbecue

Oomf learned me biblically (I sent him the Google Doc of my manuscript)

One time my boss kept sending too many emails so I set an inbox rule to delete them and reported him as phishing

Anyway,

What’s a morally objectionable song by an equally morally objectionable artist that you still listen to and why is it “Harajuku Girls” by Gwen Stefani

This song is still Simlish but the dance during the chorus goes hard

Doing lines of creatine to make sure it works

Was in the middle of a barbell squat and I heard a seam rip in my shorts

Arianator oomf hole save me

My favorite thing is that every native San Diegan loves to claim a famous fellow native but the one person we all agree to disown is Mario Lopez

OH GOD

Seated for torta de asada

It’s so hot when a bottom flexes his arms while he bounces on it, like show me what you got big boy

Oomf posted five thirst trap Instants in a row and I reacted 😂 to all of them bc IG put the laughing emoji where 😍 usually is

The shriveling effect hot men posting AI generated selfies has on my balls I assume is the same effect g34r has on bodybuilders

If your balls kinda sweaty put them on the phone my mustache wanna talk

The good news is I just got past a writer’s block. The better news is that now I get to write a sex scene I’d been planning

PADRES WIN

BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA

Saw a man built like a tank from the waist up but clearly skips legs

All my Apple Music suggestions are J-pop and urbano latino

When men bend over in tight shorts or underwear and their ball sack look like a fat pussy >>>>>

I’ll be like “let me start a light movie to play in the background while I write” and put on Titanic

Same energy

GAVIN SHEETS HAS ME SOAKING MY SHEETS!!!

72 hour strength deodorant is crazy bc why tf I’m gonna wait three whole days just for my armpits to start smelling good again

Wait bottoming is fun

Kuya Wiggle can wiggle that big Filipino dick up my pussy

I wanna share another excerpt from my novel but I’m at the point on the back 1/3 of the plot where everything is a spoiler

Bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint