What has Pedro Pascal been seeing in his CF and how do I get in there

If I see one more goofy ass AI Ghostface pic from a gay man who thinks he ate with it

SM Entertainment pretending Sharts2Sharts doesn’t exist anymore and going back to aespa bc “The Chase” flopped and it leaked that Carmen’s the only member who knows how to read is 😭😭😭😭😭

The feeling of clean bedsheets rubbing against my boy bean >>>>>

My push notifications are off so when I open Bsky and see this, oomfs are either gassing me up in my selfies or being really mean to me for no reason when I share my absolutely normal and non-threatening strings of words

Who saved this and for what purpose

When you’re eating a sandwich and the condiments start squirting out from the other end is your sandwich taking a shit or is it cumming bc you’re kinda eating it’s sandwussy in a way

1/2

WE WON GAME 2 SO I SHOVED ALL THE LEFTOVER COOKIES UP MY FAT HAIRY PUSSYYYYYYYYYYY

Doing upper body whilst wearing a sweatshirt with the hoodie up and my head’s all sweaty, this is what it must be like to be uncut

When Hispanic Heritage Month goes into Filipino American History Month:

HAPPY FILIPINO AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH TO HER

Rub for good luck

When he finds out I have an uncut kink:

Padres lost NLWC game 1 so I had to cope somehow, say hi to pumpkin spice snickerdoodle cookies

What the fuck

The 5’5” jumped out I fear

Tops when it’s been an hour and their bottom still isn’t running clear:

The way I count each leg on Bulgarian split squats as one rep each but count a barbell lunge done on each leg together as one rep

Went here and everyone knew you

Spike Jonze pitching Her to Warner Bros:

If you’re doing frog leg stretches and you don’t feel it loosening your sphincter until you’re like a no loads refused pass around party bottom at Steamworks with 12 iPhone camera flashes in your face you’re not stretching enough!!!

YOU ALL HATE ME I GET IT

My neighbors own chickens and I think I just heard them turning one of them into adobo

Connect my work Outlook to my LinkedIn account? Where my profile pic has a hashtag open to work frame? I think the fuck not

Sweat straight through my crop top my bad

If tumblarity, eprops, and bulletin surveys mean nothing to you you’re too young for me

What steps are Zohran Mandani planning to take to turn my pussy out

Me at 18: I don’t like wearing shorts 🤢🤢🤢 Me now: if my balls aren’t hanging out the leg tf’s the point

“It’s brown and uncut” okay Arthur the aardvark

Oomfs running to Instagram to tap through everyone’s stories to figure out who this is:

Oomf posted an AI selfie on his IG story

What's your sign?

I wish men built like literal bodybuilders who post selfies like “feeling small” “feeling fat” “why am I so skinny” a very kay why essssssss

Mulas de asada and bulgogi for dinner

At IKEA and just shoved 16 Swedish meatballs up my pussy

Have you guys actually ever been timed at KBBQ bc call me small minded but I feel like the staff keeping track of how long your party’s been there only really happens at KBBQ spots in primarily white areas

Share your favorite black and white movie

Exhibit A iykyk

You know I will say there are two things people from LA and SD can agree on 1. Fuck Arizona drivers 2. Mexican food in the Bay Area is a joke

As a professional LA hater, I can guarantee you there is literally nothing in LA that’s actually worth the hype

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN COMING THROUGH WITH THE GRAND SLAMMMMM

Silent Hill f, as in Silent Hill faggot

I can’t stop shoving these mini churros from Jack in the Box up my tight hairy pussyyyyyyyy

My eyes are up here

Okay I changed my mind this wasn’t as fun an exercise as I thought it would be

I think it would be really funny if everyone replied to this by tagging their oomf who skeets the most insane ass shit that makes you question why you’re able to read

I was talking about my head btw tf did you think h*** was

The thing I hate about shaving my h*** is when I get all sweaty there’s no more hair to catch the sweat from dripping all over the place 😔