Do you have anything to say for the way you bleached our boy Tidus’ anus @square-enix-games.com

FFX and FFXII are the two titles that would benefit the most from a ground up remake because their universes are inspired by non-Western cultures but no one’s ready to have that conversation

I was looking for a good Final Fantasy video essay to listen to while I work out and just got hate crimed (YouTube suggested me n*ghtsk*pr*nce)

Won’t say tew much but just know I am sooooooo valid

Happy Easter from me and my panda homies

Now that it’s baseball season, it’s time to get on my high horse and say if you’re the kind of gay who just buys and wears team hats willy nilly for the fit or clout idc how hot you are you look goofy as FUCK

It’s Gay Day at Costco

Source???

Oomfs who wear jewelry you ever take everything off to clean them and when you see your actually naked reflection it’s kind of a jump scare

Why golf clothes kinda top tier

Good morning

Happy National Burrito Day from my boys too

Happy National Burrito Day to all my fellow SoCal oomfs, this is our day!!!

Cum into my office, I just wanna talk

Freddie Mercury:

Oomf who deactivated for a m*n he’s not even with anymore uses his IG notes like he’s skeeting, oh it’s bad for him

Carly back on top for my March Replay NATURE IS HEALING

Standard Christian to gay pipeline Lore drop I was an altar boy for eight years because I was good Catholic boy who finished CCD and got all his sacraments

Oh she's sick for this April fools joke

Sometimes I think “yeah no I don’t have an accent” and then I’ll start a sentence with “yeah no” with severe vocal fry

Standard Christian to gay pipeline Lore drop I was an altar boy for eight years because I was good Catholic boy who finished CCD and got all his sacraments

I just realized I never properly explained exactly what it is that I’d been writing. Now that I’ve reached what’s p much the halfway point in this book, here’s the plot feel free to AMA

My boy RJ needs a hug and maybe Javi’s tight hole

I was talking with an author friend about Ferny and they were like “Jasmine ain’t the only one tying her hair up 🧎🏽” AND I’M SAYINGGG LIKE BITCH SHARE!!! Jasmine absolutely would share him and she gets off on watching him with other boys, that’s my fujo queen

I wrote Rami’s childhood best friend as a beefy bald bisexual Filipino-Mexican boy and I regret to inform that I’d fold immediately for Fernando Reyes

I got a better workout with those weenie hut jr ass weights than I did heavy lifting the past three weeks, what’s up with that

It’s hater hours up in the gc

Real ones know Wonder Girls are the TRUE 2nd gen queens!!!

Me: it’s none of my business I’m going to stay out Friend: guess what Me:

Forcing myself to deload this week even tho I can’t bring myself to accept these weenie hut jr ass weights

@squallleonshart.bsky.social jumping for joy somewhere rn

Boys who like to pin their tops arms over their head so they can make out with their sweaty armpits while they use them as their personal dildo you are sooooooo valid

Who wants kith

Rejection tradition (charms on your phone), embrace modernity (charms on your water bottle)

Thinking

I want a fake ass gay boy job, fym you’re a “creative director”

The boot is the best shaped Chicken McNugget because not only does it taste the best but when you shove it up your ass the angled shape is better at hitting the prostate than the other McNugger shapes

Oomf sent me this saying is makes him think of me every time he sees it and idgi, like what’s that about

Felt kinda big

Oomf who wants me to be his man so fucking bad so traumatized by a Josh in his life that he refuses to call me by my real name and just calls me Squall

This is what you wanted, right

Baby’s first st3r0id allegation (it came from my mom)

Okay now that I’m at the part of competition season in this bitch this was actually way harder than I thought it’d be bc I had to constantly listen to the music and plan when elements would happen AND THEN use a scoring calculator to put the elements in and figure their scores out

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Something something hot cakes

Took the trash cans out for pick up tomorrow whilst shirtless and my next door neighbor’s daughter (mid-20s) was out there with who I assume is her bf. She said hi kuya to me and I said hi back and her bf gave me a dirty look, like calm down my guy I literally fuck men and throat their dicks

Me going to Steamworks:

It’s gay boy realization hours up in this bitch

You walk into an ABC and it’s him behind the counter wyd