When someone takes the time to read your work that’s amazing in itself, but when they start sending you memes and headcanons about characters you created I’m like oh wow that’s a whole other level of gratifyingggg

Anyway,

Eating shin ramyeon with two soft boiled eggs in the dark at 11PM like a RAT jumping around the corner looking for a FOOD! just like God intended

“Certified himbo” you fake ass I saw your graduate degree listed in your Instagram profile

Hey @squallleonshart.bsky.social is this what you call your uncut BFF

Well

TODAY I AM EGYPTIAN!!!

If you want a glimpse into my mind,

Me adding pictures of cute gay couples to my RJ and Javi Pinterest board

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tr*mp got Balogun reinstated and the US is still losing, I HAVE TO GIGGLE

Proof of gym

Spain and Portugal coming together to maximize their joint colonial slay

Mexico out of the World Cup and Alex Eala out of Wimbledon both out within less than a day of each other, this world wants me to KAY EM ESSSSSSSSSSSS

Well

VAMOOOOS

Summer goatee: guess who’s back, back again

It’s that time again

Tried a BuzzBall for the first time

Buzzed! At H-Mart

Out Magazine’s list of 10 hunky gay celebs and the first three are Andy Cohen, Neil Patrick Harris and Gus Kenworthy, oh so we like our chicken boiled and unseasoned now

Good morning

Went to the border to go shopping today

I had a California quesarrito with a chile relleno in the middle with the fries and not to be dramatic but it was a religious experience

Part of it is attributed to this clip I found because of @squallleonshart.bsky.social 🤣

Early reviews are in

Btw while I’ve been editing I’ve been curating a playlist for RJ and Javi on Apple Music (music.apple.com/us/playlist/...) and Spotify (open.spotify.com/playlist/5It...) if you’re interested!

Opening a Filipino barbecue spot called Putang Inasal

So when bananas get too ripe it’s always “time to make banana bread!!! 😍😍😍” but when I do it it’s always “omg take a sh*wer 🤢🤢🤢” yeah okay

Companies on July 1st:

¡VIVA MÉXICO!

CDMX rn, probably

Harassing Square Enix’s social media team is my full time job

Clarence Thomas being a dissenting vote like you fucking clown, the 14th Amendment was literally for you!!!

Remember when I ruined oomf’s situationship bc his boy felt threatened by me even tho 1) we’ve literally never met, and B) I literally just be saying shit on the internet

MOROCCOOOOOOOO

Something I’ve observed and learned over the years is that when white people talk about race and start listing skin colors people can’t realistically be like “whether someone’s white, black, brown, green, blue,” they’re saying quietly that they actually know nothing about race

¡¡¡MI GENTE PARAGUAYA!!!

CLOSE ENOUGH, WELCOME BACK HIGH SUMMONER YUNA

Paraguay #19 if you’re reading this I am free tomorrow night. If you would like to hang out I am free tomorrow night when I am free to hang out. I am free to hang out tomorrow night so if you want to hang out tomorrow night I am free

Everyone please hold space for the ube funnel cake I had at the fair over the weekend

Usher in 2004:

Went to the county fair over the weekend and there was a long ass line in the men’s room for a urinal but there were like four free ones and it was all because the dad’s didn’t wanna break the every other urinal rule, and then got mad at me for going ahead of them bc I’m not a pussy ass bitch???

No one ask me about no fucking soccer ball

Love watching straight boys leave thirsty comments on each other’s selfies like okay now fuck

Need the Egyptian and Iranian teams to gang bang me while they’re all in their sweaty gear in a room with no ventilation while they all call me gay slurs

Ordered tocino and there was a longganisa at the bottom