Sweetie if you’re gonna goon to pictures of fake men, mommy would much rather they be photoshopped than ai

He’s reaching out with the Paw of Unmaking, which disintegrates anything it touches

Bf having me watch hockey, they should out someone for intermission entertainment

Made my Instagram private and it felt like I was locking all my followers in a room with me. Nobody’s getting out

We have been too social by going out to places, everyone must now come over HERE

Ignore the clothes on the hamper

Ignore the clothes on the hamper

the democratic party is not coming to save you

Blue prince has grabbed ahold of my mixed raced ass

Showed up to the function an hour and a half late and then left after two hours, they’re saying he’s the greatest house guest to ever live

This edible will cast the spell that makes me eat thai food

I haven’t killed a guy since last year

I haven’t gaped since last year

Got this shirt for Christmas :-)

No one likes to bring it up but if we’re being real, the twin towers haven’t been the same since… well… since the accident…

Realizing that I sometimes, unironically, walk like Roger the alien from american dad and it’s a very freeing experience tbh

*chappell roan voice* when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your cock in his hand, you’re nothing more than his pipe

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

My bf’s HOT STEAMY SEMEN

You just 9’ed your last 11, buddy

Happy birthday to this crazy gal

Happy birthday to me :) and nothing else today

Fuckkkkkkkk Santa spilled his wet wet milk in my stocking

No more ijbol. Now it’s ijbos. I just burst out semen

The midwest is attacking my lactose intolerant ass with cream cheese

Frotsmas Eve. *tosses this out to a hoard of gay guys like a steak to lions*

WNDJKSIKRKWIF I know I’m in Ohio bc I can’t access my dms

I was so normal about that plane ride I started jaking it

Looks shit m8

I’m like if a woman took an edible and ohhhhhhh she was feeling the effects, ohhhhh she was feeling them so much

nicki minaj was never worthy of her gay icon status

I am bored and I’m gonna need everyone in the world to drop what they’re doing and brainstorm a solution for me

Bf got me aussiebums as an early christmas gift 🫦🫦

SAVED. BY. CLEAREST BLUE

HOCKEY YAOI SUPREMACY

Edible started hitting and I forgot I took one

Day by day nothing changes but looking back everything’s different to YOU. I notice it though

Dentist didn’t warn me that I’d get pubic hair stuck in my invisalign smh

Gay powers re-whored

hi

It’s Ghost Wipe Wednesday

Should I get a second tattoo also what should it be also where also what should I have for dinner

Consider this:

Hot showers are bad for you skin, huh? Is too much love bad for your pores? Is infinite kindness gonna give me wrinkles?

People came to work on the air conditioning and it has smelled odd ever since. Here’s hoping we go out in our sleep 🫦

Been enjoying the longer beard :)

This edible is making me pee so much whats up with that

Gay guy movie night is just the hockey show now

mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out realistic mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey is in chastity cage ghibli mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out big tits mickey huge anime style