jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
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what the hfuck
Sweetie if you’re gonna goon to pictures of fake men, mommy would much rather they be photoshopped than ai
about 3 hours ago
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He’s reaching out with the Paw of Unmaking, which disintegrates anything it touches
1 day ago
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Bf having me watch hockey, they should out someone for intermission entertainment
2 days ago
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Made my Instagram private and it felt like I was locking all my followers in a room with me. Nobody’s getting out
3 days ago
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We have been too social by going out to places, everyone must now come over HERE
3 days ago
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Ignore the clothes on the hamper
4 days ago
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Ignore the clothes on the hamper
4 days ago
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🪩
4 days ago
the democratic party is not coming to save you
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Blue prince has grabbed ahold of my mixed raced ass
5 days ago
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Showed up to the function an hour and a half late and then left after two hours, they’re saying he’s the greatest house guest to ever live
5 days ago
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This edible will cast the spell that makes me eat thai food
6 days ago
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I haven’t killed a guy since last year
6 days ago
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I haven’t gaped since last year
6 days ago
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Got this shirt for Christmas :-)
7 days ago
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No one likes to bring it up but if we’re being real, the twin towers haven’t been the same since… well… since the accident…
8 days ago
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Realizing that I sometimes, unironically, walk like Roger the alien from american dad and it’s a very freeing experience tbh
8 days ago
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*chappell roan voice* when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your cock in his hand, you’re nothing more than his pipe
9 days ago
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splendidland🌱
10 days ago
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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onion person
11 days ago
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My bf’s HOT STEAMY SEMEN
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12 days ago
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You just 9’ed your last 11, buddy
12 days ago
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Darrien
13 days ago
Happy birthday to this crazy gal
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Happy birthday to me :) and nothing else today
13 days ago
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Fuckkkkkkkk Santa spilled his wet wet milk in my stocking
13 days ago
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No more ijbol. Now it’s ijbos. I just burst out semen
14 days ago
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The midwest is attacking my lactose intolerant ass with cream cheese
14 days ago
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Frotsmas Eve. *tosses this out to a hoard of gay guys like a steak to lions*
14 days ago
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WNDJKSIKRKWIF I know I’m in Ohio bc I can’t access my dms
14 days ago
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I was so normal about that plane ride I started jaking it
15 days ago
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Looks shit m8
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15 days ago
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I’m like if a woman took an edible and ohhhhhhh she was feeling the effects, ohhhhh she was feeling them so much
16 days ago
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nicki minaj was never worthy of her gay icon status
16 days ago
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I am bored and I’m gonna need everyone in the world to drop what they’re doing and brainstorm a solution for me
18 days ago
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Bf got me aussiebums as an early christmas gift 🫦🫦
18 days ago
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SAVED. BY. CLEAREST BLUE
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18 days ago
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HOCKEY YAOI SUPREMACY
19 days ago
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Edible started hitting and I forgot I took one
20 days ago
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Day by day nothing changes but looking back everything’s different to YOU. I notice it though
20 days ago
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Dentist didn’t warn me that I’d get pubic hair stuck in my invisalign smh
20 days ago
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Gay powers re-whored
20 days ago
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Anth*ny
21 days ago
hi
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It’s Ghost Wipe Wednesday
21 days ago
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Should I get a second tattoo also what should it be also where also what should I have for dinner
21 days ago
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Consider this:
22 days ago
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Hot showers are bad for you skin, huh? Is too much love bad for your pores? Is infinite kindness gonna give me wrinkles?
22 days ago
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People came to work on the air conditioning and it has smelled odd ever since. Here’s hoping we go out in our sleep 🫦
22 days ago
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Been enjoying the longer beard :)
24 days ago
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This edible is making me pee so much whats up with that
26 days ago
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Gay guy movie night is just the hockey show now
26 days ago
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Kai
27 days ago
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out realistic mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey is in chastity cage ghibli mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out big tits mickey huge anime style
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