Vers guys at the orgy:

Dude last night was an AITA reddit post

Side tummy like a slut

This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip

GAY GUY MOVIE NIGHT STARTS NOW

Heyyyyy :) it’s me, the post that makes everything get worse for people who scroll by and 😅 you’re gonna hateeeeee me

The high is gonna be 84 today 🌞

Girl whatever

I’m finding new and innovative ways to procrastinate on immediate deadlines

Been fasting lately (haven’t bitten my cuticles in two days)

Coming out as someone who says “golly” unironically and I can’t be ashamed because sometimes shit happens and it’s like. Golly that was something

ooo…lady sabrinta

I liked it :)

Gay Top Semen Munchers (2025) watchings is NOW

Friend is staying over for a while before they move, gay guy WEEKEND is here

The .5 camera distorts my body sooooooo goooooood

is my ceiling ok?

Straight guys! For every woman that doesn’t want you, there is a gay guy that will beat your fucking ass, like straight up kill you, like pulverize your skull into dust, li

Becoming a robe guy expeditiously

Becoming a robe guy expeditiously

Zohran Mamdani, if you ever find yourself experiencing homosexual thoughts, and if your wife is okay with it, and if you’re into a whitexican and his white bf, we are available on Tuesday

Mamdani I’m so drunkkkkkk

My first gold weeeeeee

Wait don’t bury him yet, he still needs to campaign with Kamala Harris

Notice how everyone got amazing sleep after and then Cheney died

Fuckkkkk I love peeinggggggggggggggggg

As someone who has lived in Arizona his entire life I simply cannot relate to daylight savings changes and I need everyone to start catering to meeeeeeee right nowwwwwww

Why would I wear my retainer? My teeth need room to roam and shift, that’s how I know they’re getting enrichment

Another slightly sluttier one

If you have a hangover it’s bc you let evil into your heart last night via a latex covered twink painted as the devil

Dude last night was like if 9/11 was halloween

Death to chronos or something @lontraohiensis.bsky.social

For halloween I’m gonna be homophobic

you’re gonna love this one…it’s a Scream, baby!

I’m hungry

waow… no one told me hack squats fight back like that… feisty little divas…

💪🏽

No shade but the new bsky logo sucks lmfao

Was supposed to do leg day but I wanted to do chest. so I’m doing chest. life is what you make of it ..,.

76 year old dad answered the phone saying “Hewwo” do I punish him (hit him with a hammer) or reward him (hit him with a hammer)?

Just watched a tornado drill for the first time, that’s just bottom practice you can’t fool me

Little back update + she wanted attention

just woke up from the #mood nap that heals you (tits for good measure)

#men #cock #fuck

Ouuuuuuuughhhhh

Demi is kinda they/she’ing my hole…

Men replying to the hottest guy you’ve ever seen: dude if I’m being honest, you’re super attractive

resist lib doomposting on fcf: "you think there's even going to BE another erection???"

Every time I’m at urinal I pluck one pubic hair and leave it there, just to make my mark