Why am I seeing so many oomfies posting about the potential incoming of the big beautiful obituary. Don't get me wrong, love the energy but am I missing something

Saw a fellow grocery store goer tonight who looked exactly like oomf and I just about melted in the chip and candy aisle

I will never stop recommending Beartown to people when I find out that they too are a reader

The main reason Democratic leadership didn’t support Mamdani is because now that he’s won, he’s proving that government can do hard things that improve people’s lives if it actually has the drive to do so

If you aren't posting just for the love of the game then you deserve to have fewer interactions. Go outside and get a hobby! Get a day job actually!

Never wanna hear Nicki in a gay bar ever again 😩

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My gay powers have been restored, boyfies. My reign of terror is unending :3c

Lady in front of me slopmaxing her chipotle bowl at the expense of the sanity of the nice worker on the line like yeeeeesssss girl! Get the whole damn trough in there!!!!

Good morning boyfies, hope you’re feeling decadent and delicious this morning

Got 7th out of 15 tonight (just one spot shy of prizing) at the first of many pre-release events for the new Digimon set. Also had a very mushy “I’m very fortunate to have found a community to enjoy this hobby with” moment in my head so that was cutesie

I’m actually having regrets about deciding to cut my hair on Monday because today it feels so thick and lucious but I know that’s just because I showered late so it’s not as greasy from the day as it would be any other day

Haircut on Monday (long weekend yay) how bald should I go

Hey puss, how is she

Do you ever feel like your brain is in a cage. Like in the sense that everyone else can think of all these fun things to say or whatever and know all these things but then mine can't for some stupid reason

Upon further reflection, I'm not sorry. It was in fact a stupid question to ask

I can't imagine a challenge I dread more than RDR Live (maybe snatch game) but nevertheless here we are #DragRace

I felt something in me change when I listened to that first three track run in WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA. I think Slayyyter cracked the code with this one, we're about to enter the most powerful era in pop

Was going to try and find a sexy little deal on a suitcase for work trip next month, but I don’t have a man to go with so really what’s the damn point

big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro

slayyyter releasing banger after banger for this new album

I don’t want #fcf. I only want #slayyyter

Fag.

New YouTube video from Slayyyter: ✨ Slayyyter - DANCE... (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-N1DqpmiM #music #slayyyter #youtube #musicsocial

Oomf is MUTED for the night, or at least until I'm done with CDR and with getting caught up on the new Traitors eps

I'm gonna be so real with you divas my least favorite episode of EVERY drag race season is the finale or semifinal episode where it's just the final challenge. Like yes stakes in terms of winning the season but I'm just here to skip to the runway and final performance

Everything all booked for Texas work trip, I'm going to turboshit my pants

If we’ve learned nothing else from the past year and some change, it’s that they need to be punished in all the ways the south was not, and then some

if i am actually a single issue voter, it’s “prosecute all republican officials”

Loooove soup

I love when Berry gets the zoomies online

Beef:

slow day at the post factory, eh?

Me today

ALBUM OF THE YEAR INCOMING

don’t want to work

Hello boyfies and associates, what have I missed in the past day or so

"Season your cast iron with the blood of your enemies." – Ina Garten

Going to Waco next month for work

Mario and Koops Art - Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door

how it feels not caring if other people dislike a thing you enjoy

Realizing that Donna didn’t even participate in a challenge and she was just a publicity stunt for the network actually pissed me off

actual footage of me on bluesky

Girl this is the Cici's Pizza Buffet of drag

Drag race thread boyfriends, mute if you just don't want to whatever whatever whatever

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

Billie Eilish condemns ICE in new Instagram reposts: “ICE IS A FEDERALLY FUNDED AND SUPPORTED TERRORIST GROUP UNDER THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY THAT HAS DONE NOTHING TO MAKE OUR STREETS SAFER.”

Ongoing and obvious reminder that firing chemical weapons directly at people's heads like this *is* deadly force.

I fear I may forget to unmute some folks once I’m done watching for the night….ill burn that bridge once I get to it