Had to sit through an "Epstein/ICE/State of the Country" conversation leaking out of The Other Bubble last week and honestly their minds are completely gone. Even in a best case scenario, we will deal with millions of bitchy, confused, old people for the rest of our lives. They're not coming back.

is that good

making some warter in the kitchen

Its 1981 and i wish i had a weekly GUIDE to what’s on my TV mailed to my home every week so I could know when my SHOWS come on!!!

the venn diagram of people who worry about anti-semitism on the left and people in the epstein files is approaching a perfect circle

come ON!

anyone done a deep dive on Epsteinian mobject (mental object) theory? seems they killed him for his ideas…

I’m visualizing an agglomeration of mobjects

Give us this day our daily cud

Cud Partners, LLC

vaping mobjects

I'm laid up in the hovel smoking feculence

Claptrap brings some much needed levity to the videogame “Borderlands”

Head to the Orient to relish the splendors of shrimp

i independently discovered fire

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

we need a Zillennial TOOL

I hope I win the supper bowl 🤩

fucking the tarp man for tarps

smoking pure tarp

Eating a tarp

Ennobled Cud

(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next

mailmen can’t crash out they can only go postal

its cool that mail is 90% scams 9% a bill that makes you want to die and 1% some shit that if you dont open it immediately you go to jail

cool let me just double or triple my income real quick

The Baleful Wanksta

chomo starter pack

pho 🔜

meals that schlunk 📈

i would never “go live”

it’s just me and my CPAP now

fine, i’ll say it. if her daily multi smells like dogfood she’s bad to the bone fr

fine, i’ll say it. if her daily multi smells like dogfood she’s bad to the bone fr

dont go all agentic on me bro!

can we please normalize asking What when you didn’t hear something?

your evil, ill-considered ideas are unworthy of debate bro. prepare to die.

the evildoers will be killed 🔜

bugman got run over by a femboy

Goofus smokes marijuana cigarettes and gets whizzed off that "loud". Gallant utilizes a flying ointment made from Jimson Weed to increase his Power.

1099-NEC got me thinking about diversifying into crop insurance and reselling fish

interesting that an album from 40 years ago sounds like it was recorded 40 years ago, but an album from 20 years ago sounds like it was recorded yesterday

how i feel with the CPAP vs how i actually look

dreamt about a youtube playlist of hypnagogic barber beats called CPAP Dreamz that you needed a prescription to listen to

bro beat this pathetic weasel shit but never forget 👇 paper of record 🤏

completely different world than the one we dutifully live in now

i’m really worried about a future where contract killers all dress like this and have aliases like “Bashful Manta”

A gaseous emission billows forth, coating your vestments with sickening malodors. >*Lay down and die* >[INSIGHT] I should ask Stinkdawg about this… he’s an expert on stomach-churning funk! >Quit

hey dude i’m hanging out with your mom right now and she’s worried sick about you.