Your nemesis has your crush over. He made dinner and just dropped the stylus on Portishead – Dummy

accidentally bought the 100mg gummies

business experiences ranked 1. “pushing” something 🤩 2. putting a pin in it 3. touching base 4. circling back / following up 🤢

accidentally bought gummies that are 10x the dose i’m used to. man fuck you i just want to chill! who are these even for!

nice one here

your evil, ill-considered ideas are unworthy of debate bro. prepare to die.

Honestly? hello

dungeon synth winter

I’ve always been here with bells on. For boundless eternities, before the first organic molecules coalesced in foregone seas, I was here with bells on. And so I will remain with bells on until nothing is or will be.

ever since your ego death the dick has been wack

if he’s eating trash off the sidewalk he’s ran through

The lady will have the Dip Trio.

Cud Story

[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three

Jeff Bezo owns a newspaper called Whoppo?

I Heard the TV Schlunk

peeing at the urinal with my pants pulled all the way down to my ankles and my shirt pulled all the way up to my nipples

Woke is more important to human flight than the Bernoulli Principle

Never had a runza, but I have this powerful craving

Chungaloid VST

I’ve been squeaking by on chucklefuck’s luck

evil live sound engineer dialing in the most basketball sounding kick drum of all time

six years in Philly. the sixth and chungal Borough

anyone remember scrambling to buy an eighth of brick weed ahead of a major snowstorm that you knew school was gonna be closed for so yall could get real high in the woods and build a snow fort or huck ice chunks at each other ?

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

sitting in a folding chair in my front yard drinking a forty and yelling oh! at people going over 10 miles an hour

Was O’Bama the only Irish president? Can’t remember if Brandon was Irish or just full Delawese

A lot of the headlines being generated right now are about exciting local election results, but in some sad news, former First Buddy Elon Musk has died by falling asleep in a Ferris wheel and rolling out of the gondola. He was at an amusement park for children, but he had not brought any of his own.

I love voting for my candidates! Up the ticket down the ticket all around the ticket!

back at it again

big edamame kick. proper snack

lunch’ll do

throwing ass to Dire Dire Docks

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

i feel allsomd!!!

There’s never been a better time to try out the Bleu Bayou demo, which we continue to update with new systems and features that would keep any scope-conscious project manager up all night!

Pixels Per Grinch

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

maybe its time to get into jesus and mary chain

heat up windows open nude under a weighted blanket oscillating fan and space heater on white and brown noise machines five podcasts and binaural beats playing on refurbished samsung galaxy tablets circadian light therapy lamp on ready for bed

i should go eat some stale tortilla chips instead of doing sleep hygiene

scrund

Spraying grinch estrus around your front door

That’s not very folk punk of you bro

Rigamaroni for lunch 😋