i’m doing great so far

th’ elda scrolls: skoiyr’m

anyone noticing anything?

Ordering a Cherry Cud at BurgerSkank >>>>

Being whipped with a sopping wet gravy rope this festive season

first name Chudler last name Groid…

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

Joy up playa!

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

ginch comin 🔜

peeing at the urinal with my pants pulled all the way down to my ankles and my shirt pulled all the way up to my nipples

I'm becoming violent from playing my video game

fuck marry kill: the grinch, the grinch, hitler

Grinch pseudopenis

fear of a grinch planet

In 1966, Yuletide audiences panicked and fled their homes because the Grinch on TV appeared to be heading straight for them!

Dreamed they elected a pope who had kids & the Vatican language for the pope’s kids was “Persimmons from the last shift”

here come the ginch

Watching Boondock Saints with Tool playing in one ear and Radiohead in the other, at the bottom of the screen the full text of Infinite Jest scrolls by continuously

chapped and screwed

Colorless green ideas better not sleep furiously!

podcasts sound better on vinyl

Freudian slit. slip.

headinf to the gymnasium

You will get a scent of mental feeling

what fresh breakfast is this ?

my grinch bite is infected i think

best to ever do it

It's your birthday, Duane.

call my bitch lamp the way she light up my world.....

alright, i'll bite, who's ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️?

sitting in I-95 gridlock mentally shadowboxing with chopped unc in anticipation of Christmas dinner

lets link on the municipal citations portal

good morning

34 today

grinding up the Epstein files and fuckin smoking them

tartan time

boing me

can you hear the chungal music?

you can make incredible music on the computer

Many are distancing themselves from the cryptic and unusually florid dungeon synth release that made waves earlier this year after Rate Your Music sleuths have attributed the work to Lydia Tár, whose whereabouts remain unknown.

fucked up dumbass culture that doesn’t slow down when it gets cold and dark outside

will you be my little smiler.

looks like a guy John Wick shot in the face