We tried every nursing room in America

3 days of driving across the country with my bf whose car doesn’t have AC

Just got on the plane and they’re telling me I have to fly it???

Making my daughters stare at the wall like a horror movie so I can take pictures of the (bad) French braids I gave them

Feeling absolutely chopped at Sky Zone

Watched the game highlights with my son and at the OG tip-in I was like “watch watch watch” and he jumped up and screamed

right, right

I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged

The only Wolves game I went to this season was against the Knicks so I kinda think I had something to do with this

Some dudes on twitter saged MSG today and it worked :)

My feeling is they shouldn’t let active players be commentators

Pure joy from KAT

Gonna be thinking about that game forever. I love basketball :)

absolute cinema!!!!!!!!!

OG Anunoby the hero you are

when you’re in the playoffs going against a team with Karl-Anthony Towns and you have a 20 point lead in the 3rd quarter

Silver’s league!!!!

The President has initiated the Real Hoops Protocol

Holy shit can the Knicks Do It

I'm sorry, but Thor himself addressed this in Ragnarok. After Thor's hammer broke, he changed as a person. He grew. He tells his brother just as much. He was then traumatized by the Infinity War. That sort of experience changes a man.

Had dinner with the kids and my ex tonight for the last day of school; texted him just now and he started to text back clearly meaning to text his girlfriend a story I told him but I didn’t tell him right away because I was nosey.

Kyle Anderson is in the house for game 4 👐

Having cupcake

I was right. I can’t even do this for a team that’s not my team!!

Spurs in 5 I fear

How the basketball

Ok I made a drink for real. It’s good

Hey guys try this drink I just invented. It has lemon and lime

Water is forbidden for me at bedtime

did some night gardening since it’s been so hot but I also had to wrap it up before dark because that’s when the Big Beetles come out. Ha ha!! Anyway here’s my sad thirsty garden where everything is yellow and a baby bunny I found huddled in a tree cage.

What was Tab

Alright so here’s the deal. I have growing confidence in believing that I’m autistic and just having that framework has helped me navigate certain situations… If I’ve ever been weird around you, it was the autism.

meeting soon

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

I'm tracking the situation on 28th and Nicollet as the Sheriff’s Office was executing a search warrant. Access points are closed while law enforcement secure the scene. First responders are asking the public to avoid the area for the safety of the public and first responders.

oh my fuck. Chat Pile at First Avenue let's fucking GOOOO.

I’ve been sick with multiple, overlapping illnesses since Wednesday evening and I just had to keep doing stuff!! I’m kinda better today but have no energy and a loooong to-do list.

my cat knocked a glass of water on my face to wake me up

Cococola

ooooof

I guess it’s going to come down to who wants it more

Was kinda hoping the ABC blackout meant someone had #done it

If I’m the Knicks I wanna get some points here

(Sputtering) Bloomberg???