i’m not joking at all when i say that ayo dosunmu is better than victor wembanyama

the thing about wemby is, it just seems like someone who will get a lot worse as the game goes on. by the 4th quarter i know his shins have gotta be hurting

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ok i got pretty high im not grumpy anymore the wolves are going to win

man you know you’re getting washed when you can’t do anything halfway decent without the announcers saying your age

wembys also just insanely good. extremely good at basketball the alien is such a good nickname

i am not necessarily disagreeing with any of these individual calls, but the sense i am getting is that there is going to be a long term benefit to wembanyama for the fact that he elbowed someone in the face and i dont love that incentive structure necessarily?

boy i’m worried i’m going to find this game so annoying

i honestly think the most annoying part of the wemby elbow to me is that it means that now the refs are going to be super on edge about everything so i have to watch a worse quality basketball game

are we sure wemby is actually a good shooter or is it just the availability heuristic cause it doesn’t look like he should ever make a 3

2 minutes into every game it just seems like it’s gonna end 40-38

it annoys me how good the spurs’ crowds seem to be

i kinda think we will know if this game is a competitive or if the spurs are going to blow the doors off of them within the first 5 minutes

alright final grades are in just under the wire. had fewer failing grades than i thought i would at the end! always easier to anchor on the negative but a lot more students who did well than i was giving credit to. it is officially summer and im laser focusing those good vibes on the wolves

someone on here with a decent sized following is posting some extremely bad psychology takes and its taking everything i have to not start a fight about it.

ok don't tell anyone, but i'm hearing a rumor that in about 90 minutes or so the timberwolves and spurs are going to play a basketball game

keep listening to this song. i think it's quite good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=akfr...

One of my favorite things about this time of year — mascot reveals at graduation.

My friends tell me tonight's game will be 112-108 Wolves. This info comes from the future, so it is illegal to use it for betting. Enjoy!

hey does anyone know if the timberwolves are going to win tonight? i don't mind spoilers i think i'd rather just avoid the stress.

oh god it's less then one month from the world cup

i'm just gonna say it- and then i will start trying to just focus on basketball again- but i wish the president had not started a war with iran for literally no reason with literally no plan.

i fall for the bait every time but i just think all of us who are addicted to posting should be aware of what we are and aren't doing with our addiction. it's just smoking cigarettes online

the thing is- none of this matters all that much actually

it's crazy that even if i don't do work, time still keeps moving forward.

sir, this is your political advisor telling you to please keep saying this shit

Karl Anthony Towns ranks in the 2026 playoffs: 1st in PER (30.5) 1st in Win Shares (2.3) 1st in WS/48 (.394) 1st in Offensive WS (1.6) 1st in VORP (1.2) 1st in Box Plus/Minus (14.4) 1st in Defensive BPM (7.4) 1st in Offensive BPM (7.0) seems pretty good?

"this would be really bad and so, ipso facto, it can't happen" is the assumption underlying the entire Trump era and it's sort of bleakly funny to see people clinging to it even as the train is jumping the tracks

Ayo Dosunmu jokes about what the Timberwolves’ mindset is tonight ahead of Game 5: “We coming out, we sending a message — nah, I’m just playing.” Later added that the Wolves were expecting Victor Wembanyama to not get suspended and play tonight.

tbh i think the main driving force behind this is that denver mostly just let us drive to the rim rather than contesting anything

this was not a photo shoot. Carlos was wearing his pum pum shorts having his usual roll in the clay when someone interrupted him to tell him they were out of juice boxes and this was the face he made

man what????

i want to meet some of these non binary republicans. just want to see what’s going on with that

Low information voters threw the lever for Trump in 2024 because they thought they were getting the 2019 economy again and not the 2020 economy but we're not allowed to call them stupid and evil for this, because in some fantasy world they care deeply what Democrats think of them.

had a brueggers bagel for the first time in forever and i hired what im confused about is how you can be an ostensibly profitable bagel company while making actively bad bagels?

what's better than this, guys being dudes

look at my opposition party dawg i’m going to die

is this good

lol, one might say. lmao, were one so inclined.

one thing i’ve noticed as i’ve started watching a little more hockey is that sometimes they’ll just score goals

are the pistons ever going to score again??

"it's a cavalanche" is a fun one

hmm are the knicks the only good team in the east?

Shaq's gas math had reached the youths

i love when players dunk it off their own face

i hate how long the between period breaks are in hockey how on earth am i supposed to stay focused that long

It would be like accidentally bumping your elbow on the top of your refrigerator