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this is an intrusive thought i had, please do not mistake it for a deeply held belief
about 1 year ago
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Break @ Cocoon
about 12 hours ago
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god iām tired of people whining a bunch being treated as ānewsā
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about 1 hour ago
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my wife is very excitedly reading a minnesota court of appeals decision at 10:45 am on christmas eve
about 1 hour ago
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ok
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about 2 hours ago
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the fact that there are people out there who are spending their christmas eve trying to kidnap people and destroy families while calling themselves christians makes me apocalyptically angry
about 2 hours ago
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when KAT comes back on a team friendly deal for the 28-29 season and helps prime ant/jaden/naz win the wolves first championship it is going to be the greatest sports season to ever happen
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about 12 hours ago
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awe ant ended his interview with a shoutout to KAT
about 14 hours ago
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what if the wolves just keep winning man
about 14 hours ago
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iāve been harsh on him so i feel the need to acknowledge that obviously julius randle had been stellar in this 4th
about 15 hours ago
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finchy is very good at challenges
about 15 hours ago
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i am officially updating my 95% confidence interval for the wolves projected seed from 4-7 to 2-6. they will finish with between 53.2 and 47.5 wins
about 15 hours ago
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wolves really have stepped up the defense and just general intensity in the 4th quarter all season. something that gives me hope for the playoffs! imagine if they tried it all game sometime!
about 15 hours ago
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yeah thatās gg imo
about 15 hours ago
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think the wolves are fine in this one down the stretch. Karlās been great but heās the only one and this is the kinda game i just donāt think heās gonna be able to carry back to a win
about 15 hours ago
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i canāt really tell what about but josh hart is fucking pissed off tonight lol
about 15 hours ago
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if the wolves win the championship and rudy gets finals mvp i will get his face tattooed on my ass
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about 15 hours ago
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unfortunately i am morally obligated to take the side of any player who tries to fight with rudy gobert :(
about 15 hours ago
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KAT +11 but canāt stay on the floor cause of fouls. hes incredible
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about 15 hours ago
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mike brown with the incredibly smart substitution there. KAT was 100% about to pick up his 5th foul lol
about 15 hours ago
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wolves have gotta lead the league in dumbass and-1 fouls. they just cannot let stuff go
about 15 hours ago
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julius randle is on a. pretty stinky stretch of games!
about 16 hours ago
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gudetama t-posing
about 16 hours ago
This game is so nostalgic: KAT carrying a bunch of bums in a late December game at TC, borderline foul trouble, worried heās gonna want it too bad and make a couple bone headed plays down the stretch. My all time favorite Wolve.
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spike lee just walked by me leaving the bathroom. i shouldāve told him i loved his work on the nba 2k16 main story
about 16 hours ago
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man if early defensive foul, dumbass offensive foul, light call on a moving screen isnāt the exact pinnacle of the KAT foul rollercoaster idk what is
about 16 hours ago
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KAT loves to play sick games when im sitting close lol
about 16 hours ago
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want to acknowledge that mike conley has been defending his old ass off
about 16 hours ago
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Michelle Sichak
about 17 hours ago
KAT is a Timberwolf for life. I hope he'll come back some day šŗššš
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tyler kolek has some white boy moves in his bag
about 16 hours ago
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KAT is one of the most normal looking 7-foot tall people you will see
about 17 hours ago
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iām doing it
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about 17 hours ago
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always crazy to get to sit close enough that you realize that all these nba players are like, real human beings
about 17 hours ago
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oh hey hereās a thing iāve been thinking about for a bit today- what the fuck was up with that dumbass avengers trailer?
about 19 hours ago
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my prediction for the game tonight is that iām going to have at least 2 drinks before hand and then have a fun time
about 20 hours ago
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ok iām sorry but im going to have to request that no one else favorite that post about avatar. i do not want to end up on the discover feed talking about avatar. please.
about 21 hours ago
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gudetama t-posing
about 21 hours ago
More like āmy idiot :)ā and ādunce :)ā
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this is so true but the thing is it rocks to be my wifeās idiot
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about 21 hours ago
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i do think there are worse things than the highest grossing movie every couple of years consistently stating that violence against oppressors is fine and making you cheer when an allegory for us military imperialism get their head blown in
about 22 hours ago
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i was extremely ready to have a contrarian opinion but the odyssey trailer fucking slaps
1 day ago
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it pains me to say this, it is maybe the worst thing i will ever say, but one thing that suburbs are good for is that got a 3+ hour movie i need a theater that has a super comfy reclinable chair
1 day ago
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i will say i basically know nothing about āmarty supremeā but they picked a good name. iām going to go see it just because of the name.
1 day ago
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celebrating the end of the semester with a 10:00 am showing of Avatar: Fire and Ash. i am excited to return to the world of pandora and see whatās up with jake sully, natiri, payakan and the tulkun
1 day ago
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see a lot of people talking about the 60 minutes thing being a streisand effect because lots of people on bluesky are watching it and i think thatās kind of missing the importance of something like 60 minutes, which has a ton of viewers many who are low engagement.
1 day ago
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Holiday Ryan
1 day ago
Maybe this sounds hyperbolic, but the people who run our state are literal sulfuric demons from hell bent on increasing the stock of human suffering
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i like banning a team from drafting top 4 two straight years. i think they would be good
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1 day ago
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Senate Gabe
1 day ago
People keep waiting for the smoking gun with Epstein and maybe there is actual photo evidence of Trump with an underage girl. But I donāt know what to tell people. What more do you need? Stop waiting for the next files and start saying 2+2=4.
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Morbi
3 days ago
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
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iām gonna be so annoyed if i ever die
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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alright i haven't done a 3d movie since the first avatar. not a huge fan of 3d stuff, but they don't have an imax version without 3d so i'm gonna give it a shot tomorrow and hope maybe the technology has gotten better?
1 day ago
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i think i should be the president
1 day ago
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