I've made a horrible mistake (listened to zombie by the cranberries and now I can't fall asleep because I have the song stuck in my head, in my head)

I literally told you, I knew it, I was so right

I have a foolproof plan for the minnesota gophers to win this hockey game:

my unbelievable weekend event lineup is: gopher hockey, mnufc, gopher hockey 2, couple of sled hockey games, bugonia - AMA

Unfortunately the Habs simply don't have the juice. Every time I watch them, I come away thinking. "These guys simply don't have the juice." It's a shame. We all want new teams to challenge in the Atlantic Division. But unfortunately, the best team in the Atlantic is still, the Toronto Maple Leafs

hearing bad things about A House of Dynamite, probably gonna pop that on quick if you don't mind

they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.

make america hot, skinny, pregnant, and passing out again

yesterday we were talking about running for local political office and I asked my "friend" my "pal" my alleged "buddy" if she would let me run her social media for her campaign and the length of time it took her to give me a timid yes was more offensive than just a flat out no

collecting the ingredients to cook up a winning mayor for next time (sick music video, aloof wife)

I hate my weird, wet looking mayor, and he hates me back

morning. it's wednesday. I'm back on the scotus arguments grind. important to get my daily dose of stupid in early.

guys can you start posting funnier to distract me from being sad that katie cashman lost please thank you

my favorite part of voting is the 7 minute walk home where i slowly convince myself i 100% filled in the wrong bubbles despite the fact that i checked three times

where's the lazy boy duvet????

I am once again asking why jacob frey always looks so wet. what if we had a dry mayor instead.

While the national conversation about drugs revolves around harsh punishment at home and abroad, a groundswell in the "hard, slow work" of community outreach is proving effective in reducing overdose deaths. minnesotareformer.com/2025/11/04/r...

now THAT is my team. I knew they were in there somewhere.

look look look I know Robertson is probably not meant to stay and thrive on this team. but idk man it would be so fuuuun if nicky bobby stayed huh. what if what the team is missing is some fun, what if this is the cure.

here are my recommendations for mayor, city council, park board, and BET for tuesday! and this was a good excuse to share some photos from covering campaigns this year taylordahlin.com/f/2025-minne...

let me be specific when I say don't rank frey

I could make fun of the number 32 of 32, last in the league, not very good calgary flames for having a coach admit on camera he's plugging their games into chatGPT and looking at the garbage it spits out, but I fear this is more of a keep my head down and hope my team isn't next type situation

the new Frankenstein was pretty good

went with a scary costume for tonight (toronto maple leafs fan)

LAWYERS HATE THIS: nobody wants you to know this, but if you challenge a judge to a wrestling match and win you get to do three crimes

you are never going to believe what this is just like imo isthmus.com/news/news/wi...

I love when a state criminal case gets national attention and people start posting the most mundane procedural bullshit like it's earth shattering breaking news. it makes me feel fancy.

I just think the science in Frankenstein is significantly more sound than that fucking DNA testing briefcase in OBAA

took some scary movie recommendations from my friends, but none of them are more frightening than what I have on now: leafs without william nylander

hey screw you guys, I'm going to a hockey game tonight, get bent

I just think if someone did Juliet by LMNT at karaoke I would really respect that and bop to it and probably the bar would love it too

I'm going to the largest and most elegant environment buffet restaurant tonight. please, no follow up questions at this time. thank you.

I finally get what she meant. we're so back.

I'm in my apartment and I can only describe the sounds I'm hearing from all around me as looney tunes construction style noise

This is juuuust like Eddington

clearly toronto is unburdened by what has been (the concept of game 7s), the leafs shall prevail

the good news is I can spin this into a positive sign for the leafs regardless of what happens during this game

vibes today feel really sinister to me, and then I realized it might just be the Toronto game 7 in the air. fortunately that is not my circus, not my monkeys. my monkeys got swept.

mad I didn't get a picture of the Deport John Roberts sign

the brewers lost so the admirals can win. I will not be taking questions at this time.

I'm actually the only person with the exact right understanding and outfit and sign and plan for the no kings situation AND I'm not going to tell you what any of that is because I like when you guys are all wrong and I'm right

if you don't want to answer a hard question you can just fall over

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

Haunted Hotel is pretty good so far. looooooots of bone talk, ya love to see it.

oh my god they're arguing a second case? after that? I'm so tired, please. these fucks barely even work, can't they spread this out better. montana wants to be able to go into your house without a warrant and shoot you. what's new.

Everything about John Roberts's approach to the Voting Rights Act makes sense when you remember that John Roberts has has always been hostile to the Voting Rights Act, never believed it was appropriate, and has spent most of his 45-year legal career working to hollow it out.

the liberals on the court are definitely landing blows in arguments. not that it matters, not that the general public will hear it, not that they'll convince anyone. but sometimes it's just nice to see some fight left in folks

kavanaugh is always annoying but he's the most annoying when he thinks he's doing something smart (he's not, not ever has he) and he puts on his serious guy voice. ooooo yeah that is such a profound concept and totally not just regurgitated conservative talking points. grow up.

it's not just that I can name all the justices on the supreme court, I also can recognize them by voice. sicko shit.