their greed sickens me they do not need 27 goals

and fuck paddington bear too

hey screw you guys, I'm going to a hockey game tonight, get bent

the blackhawks crewing a charter yacht. the oilers panning for gold. the kings playing beast games season 3. the avalanche installing an aquaponics system. the canucks trying to escape The Contraption. the predators learning magnets.

told my hairdresser I wanted a trim and shape up for a wedding on saturday but the truth is I need to look fresh as fuck for da beauty league tomorrow

cnn is wild right now. these guys are not equipped to handle this kind of news. dude is just in the dark at home with one lamp blasting him in the face. his phone notifications are on. he said well once lindsey graham wasn't the meanest ever to my mom so that's something about him.

just spoke to lindsey graham for about 20 minutes and he said please stop calling me I'm not lindsey graham I'm pretty sure that guy is dead

just spoke to mitch mcconnell for about 20 minutes and he said you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

the ai generated hockey player images have got to stop. you are scaring the hoes.

I'm going to invent a median that does types of destruction you've never even heard of before

no hockey no soccer no love island just me and my thoughts this is horrific

what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chick-fil-a meal?

in a work training, by a cop, largely for cops, and one of the examples includes the boston bruins. this is as bad as it gets for me personally.

fck

after much testing and consultation I've decided that winning is better than losing

I'm going to get a bingo square you can't stop me

everyone saying we are belgium now, but whatever happened to carrying the flame. I thought we were charlie kirk.

I wished for just a really tacky 4th of july weekend and I feel like we accomplished that. special thanks to tswift and the concept of an ethical soccer game, as well as whatever they're doing to mitch mcconnell. see you next time.

If I’m Belgium I’m refusing to play the game. You can’t change the rules because a fat orange paedophile tells you it’s his tournament and he decides who plays. Utterly fucking ridiculous

more like U have got to me kidding me I guess

this would have never happened if george parros and the department of player safety were in charge

nobody is talking about how old sharks are

watching independence day for the first time in forever and i do think it’s kinda weird that when the president talks about the aliens he doesn’t say “and this is disclosure day”

canada lost how am I supposed to CUM in these conditions you're telling me I can only UM that's way worse

Ssshhhhh, it is time for Loons legend James Rodríguez

I think the mckenna 72 jerseys are iconic as fuck, real toronto passion havers

if you drew a venn diagram of people who are still having an absolute meltdown that marner may have left partially because of the interactions with the media and fans, and people who can't watch mckenna exhale without vomiting up a marner comparison, you'd have a circle.

my monitors aren't working this morning for no discernable reason and I'm being very brave about it

I don't need to do any analysis on the leafs signings, I just need to read how many people are pissed about it and know things are good

just learned about the world cup overtime rules

the truth is my favorite part of disclosure day is when she says disclose this bitch

every few hours I stand up and make the announcement gavin mckenna and everyone loves it

dawanna witt's hennepin county sheriff deputies being out of control was just one reason cited by delegates as to why they voted to deny her the DFL endorsement at the convention, just like what the reformer covers here - minnesotareformer.com/2026/06/25/h...

Really ugly stuff from Amy Coney Barrett here, scolding Hawaii for defending its gun control laws by citing (among many other laws) Louisiana's 1865 Black Codes, as if "find old analogous laws" is not...exactly what the Court told states to do in Bruen. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Jonathan Ross is the man who shot and killed Renee Good.

this story is a really really important one and i would ask everyone to please read the whole thing and share it. if you have been opposed to secret police you should know that our sheriffs are doing a lot of basically the same stuff.

in space prison dinner was always a big thing. we had a galactic pasta course, and then we had an alien meat. paulie did the prep work. he was doing a year for space contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the space garlic. he used a light saber, and he used to slice it so thin that it

you'll never guess what two songs make up the soundtrack for disclosure day

The silly little ritual of Supreme Court opinion days is a perfect illustration of the justices’ self-absorption. “We’re gonna decide cases but it’s a SURPRISE which ones, so just keep refreshing this browser tab to find out who still has civil rights!” Profoundly stupid institution. I loathe it.

sharks, I have an idea that means no kid will have to live in prison with rats OR watch a therapy animal kill them in prison and it's called don't put kids in prison

when bryce said I hate a bitch that doesn't get my jokes and then started crying a little, I felt that in my soul

folks I'm gonna need ya to lock in for a full season of jim hiller I hardly know her

reporter: "a huge number of attempts at prosecution have been dropped, why will these be different?" "none of our indictments have failed." other reporter: "it's actually half now that have failed"

Oh, so they have NOTHING nothing

it's just so many bald guys in one place. just an insanely consistent way to identify cops, I'm sorry. not all bald guys, but the more you look like a thumb the more cop you are I don't make the rules.

National Lawyers Guild asking for folks to show up outside FedCourthouse at 11am 30O s 4th Street downtown Mpls First hearings at 1:30 TODAY dt 316 Robert St Paul.