will be back to a 10 point game inside 90 seconds

Minnesota upsets Michigan State and the Barn goes up (via BTN)

playing a guy is not and will never be an nba player. what is chris finch on and can i have some

why the hell is juzang playing?

the new espn gamecast fucking sucks

superstar could start doing superstar things any time

i think short of another conference finals there will be a new coach for the wolves next year. finch has been the best coach the team has ever had but he's stalled out and nobody seems to be listening anymore

i don't think it's ideal when your backup point guard has the most rebounds. i think it's usually a tall guy that you want getting a lot of rebounds

i'm unfamiliar with basketball, is that good or bad?

jesus isn't strong against hexes, you fools. you need a warlock to counter those

the marvs traded doncic for a guy who ended up playing less than 30 games for them and then traded that guy for what the wizards had in the junk drawer. mastermind level operating

the nba is drunk

I hope @normcharlatan.bsky.social had time to get a sandwich for the sandwich alarm earlier today

haha holy shit

Lol, it's amazing what being on the Internet does to some people

Did they give up some poor draft picks just to get a guy who can fill in at point if there's another injury in the next 5 games?

It should be illegal to make trades with okc

It's so funny that Marvin Bagley is still in the league

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Maybe they shouldn't have spent all that money on a biovault then (That's what the link takes you to)

You don't even necessarily need endless money. Basically a random guy bought the Onion and turned it back into a funny satire paper again instead of the sad clickbait generator it was turned into by idiot corp ownership

What could the market for this possibly be?

wild how many of these we sitll use today

if you’re telling people who they have to be willing to accept as the 2028 candidate in the opening months of 2026—during the ethnic cleansing of Minneapolis and other American cities—you just felt like telling everyone you’re happy to be part of the problem

Hmm

Suburban observers say ICE has only been more aggressive since Homan: “I think they’re getting angry that we’re winning and the country is rallying around us. We’re so organized and we act with such integrity. They don’t want to admit they feel threatened by us.” share.google/ei9giIFLsuEJ...

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

When I showed this panel to the extremely mainstream audience for the Berryman Award ceremony, there were audible gasps from the side of the room with the Washington Post table.

I don't actually know why Dril has been banned, but I know capricious mysterious moderation is the very opposite of what had attracted me to Bluesky, as originally pitched.

Lol, everyone in charge of this website is a drooling idiot

you gotta read it. gift link defector.com/how-much-lon...

How much longer can the politics of grievance sustain itself?

watching this back i notice that conley really hasn't done anything that could be in a highlight video this season. truly age comes for us all

got a live one here yowza

the pacers really did destroy the cavs i guess

yuck

i say this a lot but this time i mean it extra hard: burn america down

lol

In the Bay Area, local prosecutors have charged student protesters who participated in pro-Palestine demonstrations with felony-level charges that critics are warning are setting a dangerous template for law enforcement responses. @psfrench.bsky.social reports on what's going on in this new piece:

i can’t believe a sitting congressman proposed “qr codes for the gestapo” as a serious solution and wasn’t forced to immediately resign in disgrace. the cookie recipes guy faced more accountability

It's a real shame age came for Mike so hard this year

I do not understand the jazz

There are many stupid fights among those resisting but this is the dumbest. The whole point is to alarm people! Are you going to rip out your smoke detectors too?

Bizarre framing. If this is what you're worried about then I'm glad you aren't passing on your weird fucking genes

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