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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
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more like poopoo mccarthy
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skill issue
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5 years ago the Grizzlies looked like the easy pick to be a contender for the whole 2020s. It's crazy how fast things can turn
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about 4 hours ago
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That sucks. The thunders are going to romp through the season unopposed I guess
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about 4 hours ago
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It makes perfect sense once you realize he's dumber than dog shit
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about 4 hours ago
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Hurt myself from being mad at a videogame
about 14 hours ago
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lol nuggets
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1 day ago
fuck the new york yankees
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was beyonce always so busty?
about 20 hours ago
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gobert and dillingham for harden. who says no?
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songs about happiness murmured in dreams.
1 day ago
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature
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John Moe
1 day ago
Michael is really talented but I don’t know, I think he’s getting some bad advice.
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What a beautifully stupid sentence
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1 day ago
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Who the crap is Caleb Love and how is he killing the warriors?
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could be a 60 point swing in the jazz/thunder game. utah was up 18, okc can win by as much as they feel like
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as always, there are takeaways that are good but i remain focused on the fact this team has gained almost no basketball iq over the years
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lmao
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is julius randle the best player on the wolves?
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i detest christian the gymnast however i would do anything for scooby
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halftime lead vs the thunder is probably as good as it's going to get for utah this year. raise the banner
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really missing
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tonight
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the jazz have taken the thunder's uppercuts and somehow still have the lead. what a weird game this is
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the jazz's backboard sponsor is america first credit union. amazing
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party like it's 1999
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1 day ago
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i assume halftime was just everyone on the roster and staff telling him to stop playing like a bum. or perhaps reminding him that dillon brooks was making him look stupid
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if they continue to shoot 80% from 3, i feel confident the jazz will blow the thunder out of the water
1 day ago
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jazz??
1 day ago
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pluto tv is so wild man. i get real ads from big companies, insane lies from slot apps, and now i just got an ad for a mall
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what i would do if i were the timberwolves is try playing really well. i'm pretty confident that would work
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the halftime show in dallas is the most confusing thing i've ever seen
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2 days ago
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I couldn't get far enough away to get the whole car in frame because it's fucking 20 feet long but one of my customers has an Imperial Lebaron and it's fucking sweet looking
2 days ago
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if you had to guess how many fouls per 100 possessions Luka Garza was averaging this year, what would it be?
2 days ago
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for like 2 months my arm was weird, now my arm is fine but my back is weird. i'd like to swap back
2 days ago
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Love to have a guarantee voided. Which how you know it was a guarantee
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2 days ago
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Sometimes you just gotta take some time for yourself and jerk it
2 days ago
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Lift your head up high
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2 days ago
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Touch-starved Beast
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This shit is why he wins elections. No one can believe the guy who's this silly is also the guy disbanding education
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2 days ago
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Erik Hane
2 days ago
this might sound really strange but I think this clip really showcases why Trump is the uniquely equipped figurehead of this movement in a way all the other chuds of the far right will never be
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🏳️⚧️ Josephine Riesman 🕎
2 days ago
"We think of child predation not necessarily as just a problem, but as an opportunity, as well" is really, really quite the statement to make Sorta lays the problems of contemporary America out on the table, don't it
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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2 days ago
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A type of honey fungus in the Oregon forest is one of the largest organisms ever recorded, weighing 35000 tons and is thought to be 2400 years old
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2 days ago
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Huh?
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2 days ago
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i'm calling the coast guard
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3 days ago
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Bryan Kephart
3 days ago
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
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you can see why tales of sea monsters were told
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3 days ago
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hot sexy news
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