Whole lotta gang shit right here. Prime Ginger Rogers was a PROBLEM

The same gas pumps that used to have Let’s Go Brandon stickers have Fuck ICE stickers.

“R. Bari Dweisser is not a dream if you will it.” - Herzl

I like to think Matthew Stafford is just screaming the lyrics to “Be Afraid” in the huddle at this point. This tweet is for @502eire.lol

we deserve the community dad plow, and in fact we need it

I just walked over to the Monon and back because I haven’t seen the object of my longest relationship (the Indianapolis Trail/Greenway system) in like three days and she was so pretty. But also the mayor should make neighborhood mini-plow depots for dads who want to clear sidewalks and footpaths.

That’s what Bovino’s wife says every Saturday night

Every seven days I go onto X to catch another seven day ban. I genuinely think it’s good practice

Missed field goals should be -1 points

Live table in shambles

Welp

Whole back line is cooked

Sub out everyone

Gunners more like Goners

It’s good to remember that 2020 was the largest protest mobilization of citizens, ever, rejecting state and police violence. And we only lost our sense/perspective of that because every single major media entity spent every ounce of their time and money telling us it wasn’t what we were seeing.

*Watching old highlights of babes* Prime Diana Rigg was a PROBLEM

Keith Ellison where you at. I know you want to put these hogs in jail but I think you might gotta do this.

Bill Kristol knows who these paramilitary groups will be sent after, eventually. By-and-large his politics are disgusting and disgraceful. His bitch ass worked and advocated for all the politicians who led us to this point. But he can spot KKK, Nazis, Cossacks, and Inquisitors when he sees them.

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing? ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW. I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.

You killed a guy @gluesenkampperez.house.gov. But you’re into that kinda stuff, aren’t you, you nasty little psycho?

🎵Despite all my rage, don’t click around on my page🎵

They should make a dick that cums snow

Fine. 12" is a lot and everyone will be impressed. But let's just state for the record that most women in Indianapolis are fine when you dump 5.5" inches. They're fine with that.

So you like having three names huh? Well maybe you can go out on your porch and do an impression of David Foster Wallace?

Human joints really love to do weird shit don’t they

S them all with Gs

I will not rubber stamp this administration’s lawless assault on our communities.

I’ve raved about the Friday Night Dad’s 2.5 MG edible for most of a decade now. This is important for visibility

In Sinners, Jack O'Connell's Remmick having a sort of poor Christian/Irish Catholic origin, victimized and preyed upon by other (colonizer) vampires, who in turn inflicts violence on even poorer marginalized groups, in the name of "Fellowship" etc. is almost too on the nose now.

We actually need to go much further than Nuremberg, which had only 24 defendants, acquitted several, and released some after <10 years. That’s not going to be enough for me.

Who’s basement can I stay in in Minneapolis if I want to yell at bad people

I love that “walking the sideline” in high pressure situations is somehow qualifying for national office. Dumdum nation. Real American Stupids hours. I hope that falls into an open manhole.

"There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything And the talkin' leads to touchin' And the touchin' leads to sex And then there is no mystery left And it's bad news Baby, I'm bad news." Fuck you for being right, Rilo Kiley.

RETVRN

Excited for a Hold Steady song called “Upside Down Kristi” or “Minnesota Nice” about certain people being suspended by their ankles from the Grain Belt sign

Look, I know there are more important things, but I am who I am and I want everyone to understand that I need Ali Larter to kick me into the path of an oncoming freight train the way I need water and air.

FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA

9°F/0° wind chill out there rn

I was hearing some, too. I'm sure Kirkwood is crazy.

Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social if no one on the Defector staff is brave enough to write a blog about the IU long distance kicker licking his own mustache for 20 seconds on the broadcast, I will.

I was born in Bloomington, IN. My grandfather worked for Herman Wells and became chancellor at an IU satellite campus. My parents met at Ballentine Hall. I graduated from IU. My aunts and my sister graduated from IU. I met my kids’ mom at IU. My oldest is currently enrolled and living in Bloomington

It has been 10 years since Rihanna has released an album.

this business got out of control. it got out of control and sean mcdermott was unlucky not to live through it

They should let Peyton Manning QB the Boncos

Abolish Field Goals

This motherfucker Caleb Williams